Posted on 12/19/2005 10:52:54 AM PST by edpc
Come on guys....this can't be the end!!!
Codi Wilson
See post # 11.
;-)
JOE: "The damn Freepers have a black and white camera in our living room! I'm going to look mean! That will show them!"
VALERIE: "That's nice honey. You show them"
BILL (yelling from upstairs): "Get back up here baby! That cigar should be pretty ripe by now!"
VALERIE: "Shut up Bill! Joe is staring at the Freepers! And I am tired of looking for your damn penis! How the hell can one of those just jump off a man?"
JOE: "I had a penis once!"
VALERIE: "Yea, I know Joe. It's in the freezer next to the frozen peas."
BILL: "It got scared again. It thought it heard Hillary and when it does it jumps off and runs away. It took the secret service guys hours to find it one time on the beach when Hillary and I acted like we were dancing. It saw her in that bathing suit and ran for the hills. It always leaves a yellow slick of slimy stuff behind. Just follow that Valerie.
JOE: "Yellow? I can tell you about yellow cake. I made a nice yellow cake once from Betty Crocker mix. Would you call me Napoleon from now on?"
BILL: "Damn Valerie! How many pills did you give Joe this time?"
VALERIE: "Not enough! EW! There is yellow slime in my hair. Hey! I found your thingy Bill! It was hiding in my hair! Boy, is this thing bent! I'll be right back up! Can I sing Happy Birthday Mr. President to you like Marilyn Monroe did to Jack Kennedy?
BILL" "Hell yea baby!"
JOE: "Icing a yellow cake can be difficult. Especially with Freepers watching you......."
Good Grief!
What's the matter, Joe, your consulting business not doing so good? Need some more free advertising from your friends in the media/LSM?
I wonder what the twins are going to think about their mom and dad when they grow up?
"Say up in Harlem at a table for two
There were four of us,
me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up, I'd say you sure look sweet
but from there on down, there's just too much feet"
- Thomas "Fats" Waller
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