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Stalin's mutant ape army (Yes, it's what you think)
The Sun (U.K.) ^ | December 20, 2005 | JEROME STARKEY

Posted on 12/19/2005 11:03:41 PM PST by Stoat

Stalin's mutant ape army
Evil Josef Stalin
Evil science ... Josef Stalin
 
 
 

By JEROME STARKEY

 SOVIET dictator Josef Stalin ordered his scientists to cross humans with APES to create an invincible breed of Red Army soldiers, secret documents show.

 

Archive papers say the Kremlin chief demanded his Planet of the Apes warriors be “resilient and resistant to hunger”.

He said they should be of “immense strength but with an underdeveloped brain”. He also wanted them to work on railway construction.

Labs and ape skeletons have been found in the Black Sea town of Suchumi in Georgia by workmen building a kids’ playground.

It is thought the apes were among creatures captured for research during the 1920s project, which cost Stalin £8,500 — more than £1million in today’s money.

Scientist Ilia Ivanov was ordered to breed the mutants. He had already tried to create a super-horse by crossing the animals with zebras.

 

 

His archived reports show the Pasteur Institute in Paris let him use a research station in Guinea, West Africa, for ape-breeding research.

And he wrote to the ruling Politburo: “The biggest problem is to catch living females.” Researchers learned to torch trees and chase apes into cages as they scampered down.

Ivanov reported that African women had been seized to be impregnated with ape sperm, but no pregnancy resulted. Female gorillas were set to receive human sperm.

When his project failed, Ivanov was arrested in 1930. He became one of millions rounded up by paranoid Stalin and died in a labour camp in 1932.



TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Russia
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His archived reports show the Pasteur Institute in Paris let him use a research station in Guinea, West Africa, for ape-breeding research.

The inevitable French connection to all evildoing.

1 posted on 12/19/2005 11:03:42 PM PST by Stoat
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To: Stoat
“immense strength but with an underdeveloped brain”

Ya'll have fun with that one. Good night!

2 posted on 12/19/2005 11:06:46 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Peace Begins in the Womb)
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To: Stoat

3 posted on 12/19/2005 11:10:24 PM PST by denydenydeny ("As a Muslim of course I am a terrorist"--Sheikh Omar Brooks, quoted in the London Times 8/7/05)
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To: Stoat

Hitler and Stalin...two lefty peas in a pod.


4 posted on 12/19/2005 11:10:37 PM PST by fizziwig
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To: Stoat
SOVIET dictator Josef Stalin ordered his scientists to cross humans with APES...

So Stalin tried to make over the Russian army in his own image.

5 posted on 12/19/2005 11:11:33 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: Stoat

Monkey Love?


6 posted on 12/19/2005 11:13:14 PM PST by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
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To: Stoat

I am not sure this is going to surprise anyone.... probably the leftists will be happy to hear it


7 posted on 12/19/2005 11:14:40 PM PST by GeronL (1678 computer infections and still Freeping!!!)
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To: Jeff Chandler
“immense strength but with an underdeveloped brain”


8 posted on 12/19/2005 11:15:18 PM PST by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
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To: Stoat
Josef Stalin ordered his scientists to cross humans with APES

Henry Waxman, cancel your subscription to FamilyTree.com

9 posted on 12/19/2005 11:19:55 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Warning: Adult language, but great Christmas message: http://foamy.libertech.net/noxmas.swf)
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To: Stoat

"This one's for Uncle Joe!"

10 posted on 12/19/2005 11:21:52 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (The Democratic Party-Jackass symbol, jackass leaders, jackass supporters.)
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To: rmlew; Clemenza; Vom Willemstad K-9
PING




11 posted on 12/19/2005 11:24:02 PM PST by Cacique (quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
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To: Dallas59
LOL

That is so wrong.

However that dude is scary. He seems to be literally tearing apart any unfortunate soul that gets into the boxing ring with him. It wouldn't be nice to see the fellow walking up to you in an alley.

12 posted on 12/19/2005 11:28:16 PM PST by spetznaz (Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Maybe they should clone Mike Tyson ?


13 posted on 12/19/2005 11:32:20 PM PST by staytrue (MOONBAT conservatives are those who would rather lose to a liberal than support a moderate)
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To: Stoat

He was trying to create Uruk-hai.


14 posted on 12/19/2005 11:34:27 PM PST by little jeremiah
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To: Stoat
Jerry Jones is doing the same thing in a secret grotto deep beneath Vally Ranch. We need the offensive line help.
15 posted on 12/19/2005 11:38:31 PM PST by BigCinBigD (Merry Christmas!)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel
Get your hands off me...
16 posted on 12/19/2005 11:39:55 PM PST by Capn TrVth
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To: Stoat

Who, me?

17 posted on 12/19/2005 11:41:17 PM PST by JennysCool (Non-Y2K-Compliant)
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To: Dallas59

He won his title and when the other manager tried to take it back, POW! The Russian manager laid one on hime. What a fight after the fight! Of course trying to take back the belt from a guy this big begs the question, 'who's brain was underdeveloped?'


18 posted on 12/19/2005 11:43:32 PM PST by truemiester (If the U.S. should fail, a veil of darkness will come over the Earth for a thousand years)
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To: Stoat
"SOVIET dictator Josef Stalin ordered his scientists to cross humans with APES to create an invincible breed of Red Army soldiers, secret documents show. Archive papers say the Kremlin chief demanded his Planet of the Apes warriors be “resilient and resistant to hunger”.
He said they should be of “immense strength but with an underdeveloped brain”."


19 posted on 12/19/2005 11:44:39 PM PST by TheCrusader ("The frenzy of the mohammedans has devastated the Churches of God" Pope Urban II ~ 1097A.D.)
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To: TheCrusader

I knew that HT absolutely had to make an appearance on this thread at some point :-)


20 posted on 12/19/2005 11:46:35 PM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: TheCrusader

Dude that's not funny that's sadistic. It is agony to be exposed to that beast. If our troops plastered the cells of enemy combatants with pictures of that...thing, I'd be the first one leading the parade to the Hague to charge the U.S. with war crimes. That...thing...should not have been let loose on this earth, someone was fooling around with the Necronomicon and suddenly that shoggoth slithered onto our plane of existence. Dear God make it stop, I wish I was born blind and hands less if by chance I stumbled into that...thing...in my blindness and accidentally felt up her dilapidated face. I will never sleep soundly again.


21 posted on 12/20/2005 12:06:41 AM PST by 0siris
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To: Stoat

"His treachery lies deeper than you know. By foul craft,
Stalin has crossed apes with Men. He's breeding an army,
in the caverns of Siberia..."

22 posted on 12/20/2005 12:15:05 AM PST by Old Sarge (In a Hole in the Ground, there Lived a Fobbit...)
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To: Stoat

The Red Army was pretty tough in WWII. I don't see why he'd want to.


23 posted on 12/20/2005 12:32:36 AM PST by JohnCliftn (In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Good Will.)
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To: JohnCliftn
The Red Army was pretty tough in WWII. I don't see why he'd want to.

The article suggests that at least one area of interest was for heavy physical labor such as building railways.  Although the gulags were full of poor souls whom he had no problems with working to death, perhaps he thought that the apes would be faster, cheaper to house and feed or more efficient?

I hope that the 'secret documents' referred to in the article will become public one day, as they may provide more clues.

24 posted on 12/20/2005 12:44:49 AM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Stoat
“The biggest problem is to catch living females.”

/Sigh./ That's always been the problem isn't it?

25 posted on 12/20/2005 1:01:34 AM PST by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: Stoat
"He had already tried to create a super-horse by crossing the animals with zebras. "

He was trying to cross apes with zebras? Duh, that ain't gonna work!

26 posted on 12/20/2005 1:07:53 AM PST by de Buillion (King Kong died for your sins!)
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To: WestVirginiaRebel


27 posted on 12/20/2005 1:11:39 AM PST by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
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To: Stoat

Great scoop by the Sun -- picking up a story from La Repubblica that completely misrepresented a dubious story in the Russian rag Moskovski Komsomolets...

Firstly, it's hardly a new revelation. The story was first exposed in a Russian emigre newspaper in 1927 and confirmed in the 1990s. Secondly the quotes from Stalin are made up and the archives mentioned in the Sun and La Repubblica articles are shamelessly ripped off from a book released last year.

The interesting conspiracy theory comes from Soviet scientist Boris Porchnev who escaped from a gulag in the 1950s. He claims the race of ape-men was actually created and they were put to work in the salt mines. They couldn't, as one would expect, reproduce.

One supposedly escaped and there were several sightings of this poor chimera in Vietnam....


28 posted on 12/20/2005 1:29:52 AM PST by propertius
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To: Stoat
ATTACK OF THE COMMIE MUTANT APE-MEN!!!
29 posted on 12/20/2005 1:37:23 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: TheCrusader

She qualifies for half of her hero's requirements (she is neither resistant to hunger nor of immense strength).


30 posted on 12/20/2005 1:54:02 AM PST by steveegg (Take two - throw those long knives at the DemonRATs and lieberals - and include the RINOs)
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To: Stoat
"And he wrote to the ruling Politburo: 'The biggest problem is to catch living females.' "

I've found this to be true also

31 posted on 12/20/2005 1:58:58 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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To: Stoat

"Oh that Stalin! He told me he'd call..."

32 posted on 12/20/2005 2:18:40 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: de Buillion
Zebras can be and are crossed with horses and asses.

http://www.lovelongears.com/zorse.html

33 posted on 12/20/2005 2:44:09 AM PST by Restorer (Islamists want to die. We want to kill them.)
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To: Stoat

tree swinging ping


34 posted on 12/20/2005 2:45:02 AM PST by sure_fine (*not one to over kill the thought process*)
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To: Caipirabob

Ma-ma! Ma-ma! Ma-ma!


35 posted on 12/20/2005 2:45:40 AM PST by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide (Give Them Liberty Or Give Them Death! - IT'S ISLAM, STUPID! - Islam Delenda Est! - Rumble thee forth)
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To: Stoat

The perfect socialist man. Actually, some of the spawn escaped and are teaching liberal arts at American universities.


36 posted on 12/20/2005 2:50:19 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Tooke, Tooke, Tookie, good bye; Tooke, Tooke, Tookie, please die!)
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To: Stoat

37 posted on 12/20/2005 3:08:57 AM PST by SkyPilot
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To: Stoat
Although the gulags were full of poor souls whom he had no problems with working to death, perhaps he thought that the apes would be faster, cheaper to house and feed or more efficient?

And they wouldn't write books if they escaped to the West.

38 posted on 12/20/2005 4:01:29 AM PST by meowmeow (Meow! Meow!)
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To: meowmeow

Stalin probably created his ape-men but then had them all executed for suspicion of disloyalty or whatever. I can picture the paranoid Stalin, "I just know those apes are conspiring to overthrow me!"


39 posted on 12/20/2005 5:01:49 AM PST by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: Stoat
"Get your stinkin' paws off of me, you damn dirty Commie!"
40 posted on 12/20/2005 5:05:39 AM PST by Shqipo (Merry Christmas to all.)
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To: Stoat
"God, Scmod, I want my monkey-man"
41 posted on 12/20/2005 7:28:05 AM PST by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
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To: staytrue
“immense strength but with an underdeveloped brain”


42 posted on 12/20/2005 7:33:55 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Peace Begins in the Womb)
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To: little jeremiah

Ha!


43 posted on 12/20/2005 7:36:07 AM PST by Sam Cree (absolute reality) - "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." Albert Einstein)
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To: Stoat

44 posted on 12/20/2005 7:36:28 AM PST by mysterio
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To: Stoat

Get your hands off me you damn, dirty ape!


45 posted on 12/20/2005 7:38:21 AM PST by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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To: muir_redwoods
"I've found this to be true also..."

I always have to wonder if the ones I catch are diseased or defective in some other way...

46 posted on 12/20/2005 7:41:39 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: staytrue

I was thinking Tyson as well!


47 posted on 12/20/2005 7:43:50 AM PST by Paved Paradise
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To: Dallas59
'Beast from the east'

7'2" 320 lbs.
48 posted on 12/20/2005 7:46:50 AM PST by evets (God bless president Bush!)
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To: Stoat

So THAT'S what they meant by building the "New Soviet Man".


49 posted on 12/20/2005 7:48:08 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Stoat

50 posted on 12/20/2005 7:51:05 AM PST by chemicalman (Many have skeletons in their closets. In New Orleans, we have skeletons in our attics.)
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