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Posted on 12/21/2005 6:51:37 PM PST by NormsRevenge
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To: NormsRevenge
New Jersey: Like a Brain Stem Tumor on New York
To: mkmensinger
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:01:10 PM PST
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Bernard
Several years ago I saw one for either Wyoming or Idaho that read, "We don't want our Mountain Men Mounting Men."
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:01:18 PM PST
by
msnimje
(Political Correctness -- An OFFENSIVE attempt not to offend.)
To: NormsRevenge
New Jersey: Better than an old jersey!We Don't 86 Nobody!
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:02:16 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
To: Revolting cat!
New Jersey: Home of the New York Giants and the New York Jets!
To: NormsRevenge
New Jersey: We've done away with sarcasm and now we have NO personality
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:04:05 PM PST
by
No Longer Free State
(No event has just one cause, no person has just one motive, no action has just the intended effect)
To: NormsRevenge
New Jersey - ...'ow you doin'?
To: NormsRevenge
New Jersey: Fuggeddaboudit.
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:05:08 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(New Jersey: Home of the Trojan.)
To: NormsRevenge
New Jersey: Home of the Boss and the Bosses!
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:05:42 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
To: NormsRevenge
"New Jersey: New York's Toilet"
To: NormsRevenge
Noo Joisey: Whatcha lookin' at, mofo?!
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:08:41 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
To: NormsRevenge
New Jersey: Expect the Expectorated
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:10:05 PM PST
by
null and void
(Peace on Earth. Death to the Terrorists...)
To: NormsRevenge
New Jersey: California Dreaming
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:11:15 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
To: NormsRevenge
New Jersey home to Jimmy Hoffa.
To: Revolting cat!
My personal favorite:
Welcome to New Jersey -- Who Farted?
However, when I was much younger I ran into a Jersey girl in a ski bar in Vermont. She said was on the Governor's staff and said they were looking for tourist development slogans. Inspired, I suggested T-Shirts that read: "Hi! I'm from New Jersey - Squeeze My Tomatoes." I slept alone that night.
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:13:27 PM PST
by
blau993
(Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
To: NormsRevenge
Only been there once....by accident. Philadelphia let me out for free but charged me $3 to come back.
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:14:16 PM PST
by
OSHA
(Deviled eggs may be better the 2nd day. No one knows for sure.)
To: NormsRevenge
New Jersey: The EPA Superfund State
New Jersey: The pretty side of NYC
New Jersey: Come to hide the bodies; Stay for the canoles
To: NormsRevenge
New Jersey: Almost Massachusetts.
New Jersey: Why go to New York? Their garbage is on our beaches.
New Jersey: Let's see Nevada grow tomatoes like these.
New Jersey: All this without a Kennedy.
New Jersey: Don't judge us by Camden.
New Jersey: Who farted?
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:17:28 PM PST
by
Fintan
(See??? Sometimes I do read the articles.)
To: NormsRevenge
Got lost in the Oranges one time -- thought I was going to die.
To: NormsRevenge
The five finalists are: "New Jersey: Expect the Unexpected," "New Jersey: Love at First Sight," "New Jersey: Come See for Yourself," "New Jersey: The Real Deal" and "New Jersey: The Best Kept Secret."I've written a lot of ad copy in my day and I can say that these suck. Bad. They're so vague and meaningless, you could slap these slogans on any state. Just stick with "Garden State" until you come up with something better.
I too used to think Jersey was a cesspool, but after spending a week near Princeton, I fell in love with the place. I'm not about to leave Arizona, but NJ has some beautiful spaces.
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posted on
12/21/2005 7:20:45 PM PST
by
inkling
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