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Posted on 12/24/2005 6:45:16 AM PST by Rebelbase
Santa Claus Shot Down by SA-15 Missile over Northern Iran
Santa sled fireball
TEHRAN (Dec 24)-The Iranian News Agency is claiming that the Doshan Tapeh Air Base commander has reported one of it's newly aquired Russian SA-15 anti-aircraft missile defense batteries engaged and shot down the Santa Claus reindeer propelled flying sled over Northern Iran today. The target was tracked on radar for 10 minutes before the order to fire was given by the regional air defense commander
Witnesses report seeing the SA-15 streak skyward erupting in a brilliant flash and then a giant fireball plummeting to the earth. The fireball was captured on film.
The smoldering wreckage was discovered in the mountainous region of Mazandaran Province, just south of the Caspian Sea.
The crash site had been looted by local village children leaving only scraps of colorful paper wraps and ribbon amid a large impact crater.
There were no signs of a survivor. Villagers reported a large pack of wolves carried off the reindeer remains.
A NORAD command spokesperson at Peterson Air Force Base answered "no comment" when asked if Santa had yet to appear on US radar. An unnamed senior radar specialist commented, "In all the years I've been doing this I've never seen Santa fail to show up on radar. I fear something dreadful has happened".
Doshan Tapeh Air Base Commander, Rashaii Albukaala discusses the missile incident on Memri TV.
Get Mr. Hankey now!! We need to save Santa!
They've gone too far this time!
This is War!
LOL! With a Reuters link yet.
Oh no -- I've been watching the Norad site and missed this!!
The UN will issue their usual condemnations, but they still won't even consider sanctions.
Look out for toy truck bombs.
White furry suicide belts.
Sleighs piloted by Jihadi reindeer crashing into tall buildings.
Eggnog in your water supply.
It gets worse from there.
Of course it's a parody. A real Reuters feel good story ( for the left ) would have included Santa's capture and beheading on an Islamic website.
We have a Red Sleigh down....
We have a Red Sleigh Down....
The NY Times leaked the coordinates.
It also would have blamed Bush for not equipping sleighs with anti-missile defenses.
It was clearly a Bush sanctioned spy mission.
And without a warrant.
Get the back up sled and reindeer going!
On Steven, on Fluffy, on Horace, and Chantelle, on Skippy, on Rainbow, on Patches, and on Montel!
It was Roves' fault...he planned this from his super secret room in the White House basement.
On Patches, on Fluffy on Horace and Shantel...
I can assure you that we have shot down that intruder...
This is parody at its best.
sniff...good thing I already had most of the kids' presents bought and wrapped. I guess I'll have to set a few aside and change the tags.
To John from
As humor goes (and I truly hope that this is supposed to be leftist humor), this isn't.
Rooters needs to stick to its area of expertise, lying, manipulating and fabricating the news.
D'Oh! Posted moments apart! LOL!
The Dyslexic Islamofacists strike again. It's *The Great SANTA*, boobs. NOT *SATAN*.
Frankly thats all I need to pull the trigger.........
The rumour is that they are going in. No orders, just gear up and go. Like the 442nd RCT was said to have done when they got the word FDR died.
We all know it was just a spark in the belly of the center reindeer - no missle here!
This conversation was just intercepted by NSA's massive global eavesdropping and domestic surviellance network.....
Santa: Where are you taking me?? You are all being very naughty.
Iranian General: Why you come to Iran, my main man?
Santa: To bring happiness and joy to the children.
Iranian General: And this is...? This is what you think brings happy? This is material... This is commercialism! My country is sick. Sick!
Santa: No, your country has just lost all its Christmas spirit. What's going on here?!
Iranian General: America wants to bomb my house, my main man. They want to kill my wife and children. We need to know... what is their plan?
Santa: I don't know, I live in the North Pole. What are you doing??
Iranian General: They say that the Chinese were the first to experiment with a little shock to the testicles.
Santa: Oh no. Not Santa's balls!
Iranian General: What else is America planning?!
Santa: I'm gonna fu***** kill you!
Iranian General: You're not in a position to kill anyone, my main man! I just want you to tell me America's plan!
Santa: Then we're in for a long night, 'cause I don't know sh**!
"The NY Times leaked the coordinates."
LOL. Now that's funny.
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