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Santa Claus Shot Down by SA-15 Missile over Northern Iran
Reuters ^ | 12/24/05 | Reuters

Posted on 12/24/2005 6:45:16 AM PST by Rebelbase

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To: EveningStar

"Lock and load." -- JC


81 posted on 12/25/2005 11:13:54 AM PST by sully777 (What Would Brian Boitano Do?)
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To: LiteKeeper

A lot of folks found it hilarious.


82 posted on 12/25/2005 11:16:02 AM PST by Rebelbase (Green bean casserole is a culinary curse upon mankind.)
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To: Rebelbase
More pictures from the crash site:


83 posted on 12/25/2005 11:18:41 AM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: EveningStar

LOL!


84 posted on 12/27/2005 7:33:25 AM PST by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
You guys realize that Baghdad Bob was our spy in the Saddamite regime and his bombast was coded messages, right?

-Eric

85 posted on 12/28/2005 4:46:47 AM PST by E Rocc (Bah Humbug.)
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To: BallyBill
The NY Times leaked the coordinates.

No, the Clintons had Santa's FBI file...

86 posted on 01/03/2006 10:01:24 AM PST by talleyman (Kerry & the Surrender-Donkey Treasoncrats - trashing the troops for 40 years.)
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To: Rebelbase

Bump


87 posted on 12/24/2007 3:26:48 PM PST by Rb ver. 2.0 (Global warming is the new Marxism.)
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To: Rebelbase
I did it and I'm not sorry. I warned him. No pony this year and things are gonna get ugly. Well, he just laughed. "Drill," he sez, "You've been a naughty boy again this year. No pony for you."

So I calls my bud Ahmadinejad and I sez "Look, foo. There's a CIA flight coming your way with a load of pork and nekkid goat pix to drop on Tehran. Go git 'em."

"Ah, Abu bin Drill," he sez, "What kind of nekkid goat pix are these?"

I knowed I'd durn near blowed it. "Not nekkid goat pix, Mahmoud, buddy," I sez. "I wuz wrong. Christmas cards from the Bushes. Yeh, that's right. And loads of those soft little candies that pull yer fillings out. And they ain't kosher, neither."

"Not kosher?" he sez, "This is intolerable! And no goat pix! We shall blow this kaffir out of the heavens forthwith!"

No pony for me, huh. Burn, baby.

88 posted on 12/24/2007 3:40:01 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Rebelbase

Seasonal bump!


89 posted on 12/24/2008 3:22:47 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

One more time...


90 posted on 12/24/2011 1:12:32 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

I wait 364 days a year for this bump.


91 posted on 12/24/2012 4:34:00 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
Are you kidding me? Iran couldn't hit the side of a barn!
92 posted on 12/24/2012 4:49:08 PM PST by vigilante2 (Re-elect nobody)
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