This is parody at its best.
sniff...good thing I already had most of the kids' presents bought and wrapped. I guess I'll have to set a few aside and change the tags.
To John from
As humor goes (and I truly hope that this is supposed to be leftist humor), this isn't.
Rooters needs to stick to its area of expertise, lying, manipulating and fabricating the news.
The Dyslexic Islamofacists strike again. It's *The Great SANTA*, boobs. NOT *SATAN*.
Frankly thats all I need to pull the trigger.........
We all know it was just a spark in the belly of the center reindeer - no missle here!
This conversation was just intercepted by NSA's massive global eavesdropping and domestic surviellance network.....
Santa: Where are you taking me?? You are all being very naughty.
Iranian General: Why you come to Iran, my main man?
Santa: To bring happiness and joy to the children.
Iranian General: And this is...? This is what you think brings happy? This is material... This is commercialism! My country is sick. Sick!
Santa: No, your country has just lost all its Christmas spirit. What's going on here?!
Iranian General: America wants to bomb my house, my main man. They want to kill my wife and children. We need to know... what is their plan?
Santa: I don't know, I live in the North Pole. What are you doing??
Iranian General: They say that the Chinese were the first to experiment with a little shock to the testicles.
Santa: Oh no. Not Santa's balls!
Iranian General: What else is America planning?!
Santa: I'm gonna fu***** kill you!
Iranian General: You're not in a position to kill anyone, my main man! I just want you to tell me America's plan!
Santa: Then we're in for a long night, 'cause I don't know sh**!
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Santa was a spy for Bush anyway... :)
"Santa Claus Shot Down by SA-15 Missile over Northern Iran"
TELL THAT TO THE MARINES!
(great caption to a WWI recruitment poster)
Friggin camelhumpers!! They did it beacause Mrs. Claus refused to wear a Burqa!!
Well, what did you expect?!!!
LOOSE LIPS SINK SLEDS!
These government morons were giving away his location at all times.
Shot down Santa? (hubby will be shocked to hear that.)