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1 posted on 12/24/2005 6:45:19 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

This is parody at its best.


33 posted on 12/24/2005 7:03:31 AM PST by RayChuang88
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

sniff...good thing I already had most of the kids' presents bought and wrapped. I guess I'll have to set a few aside and change the tags.

To John from Mom Santa

34 posted on 12/24/2005 7:04:34 AM PST by shezza (51 days...or 50 in Australia)
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Well, at least Baghdad Bob will have a new job squashing rumors for the Iranians, now! "No there was no explosion here. There was no explosion within a hundred kilobytes of here. I am not worried. And neither should you be."
36 posted on 12/24/2005 7:05:22 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Rebelbase

As humor goes (and I truly hope that this is supposed to be leftist humor), this isn't.

Rooters needs to stick to its area of expertise, lying, manipulating and fabricating the news.


37 posted on 12/24/2005 7:05:46 AM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: Rebelbase

The Dyslexic Islamofacists strike again. It's *The Great SANTA*, boobs. NOT *SATAN*.


39 posted on 12/24/2005 7:06:34 AM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Make high definition tv fun. Aggravate 'em until their heads explode.)
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Frankly thats all I need to pull the trigger.........


40 posted on 12/24/2005 7:06:53 AM PST by jmq (Islam=Religion of Peace)
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41 posted on 12/24/2005 7:07:46 AM PST by Bell407Pilot (Blue Side Up, Brown Side Down)
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We all know it was just a spark in the belly of the center reindeer - no missle here!


43 posted on 12/24/2005 7:12:33 AM PST by PaForBush
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This conversation was just intercepted by NSA's massive global eavesdropping and domestic surviellance network.....

Santa: Where are you taking me?? You are all being very naughty.

Iranian General: Why you come to Iran, my main man?

Santa: To bring happiness and joy to the children.

Iranian General: And this is...? This is what you think brings happy? This is material... This is commercialism! My country is sick. Sick!

Santa: No, your country has just lost all its Christmas spirit. What's going on here?!

Iranian General: America wants to bomb my house, my main man. They want to kill my wife and children. We need to know... what is their plan?

Santa: I don't know, I live in the North Pole. What are you doing??

Iranian General: They say that the Chinese were the first to experiment with a little shock to the testicles.

Santa: Oh no. Not Santa's balls!

Iranian General: What else is America planning?!

Santa: I'm gonna fu***** kill you!

Iranian General: You're not in a position to kill anyone, my main man! I just want you to tell me America's plan!

Santa: Then we're in for a long night, 'cause I don't know sh**!


44 posted on 12/24/2005 7:16:41 AM PST by Bell407Pilot (Blue Side Up, Brown Side Down)
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Image hosted by Photobucket.com just damn... and i been good tooo!!!
46 posted on 12/24/2005 7:42:20 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist )
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"They killed Santa!"

"The Bastards!"

47 posted on 12/24/2005 7:43:49 AM PST by Semper Paratus
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I think we all need to calm down and reflect upon all those things Santa did to make them so very angry with him.
48 posted on 12/24/2005 7:57:10 AM PST by PMCarey
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49 posted on 12/24/2005 8:11:40 AM PST by EveningStar
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Santa was a spy for Bush anyway... :)


50 posted on 12/24/2005 8:18:23 AM PST by P-40 (http://www.590klbj.com/forum/index.php?referrerid=1854)
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This story from roto-reuters is a good example of their news reporting accuracy. All their stories are about as accurate as this one.
53 posted on 12/24/2005 8:26:23 AM PST by Adiemus (Iraqi's wave purple fingers, liberals wave white flags)
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*Cartman's screams* "YOU BASTARDS" */Cartman*
54 posted on 12/24/2005 8:28:36 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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"Santa Claus Shot Down by SA-15 Missile over Northern Iran"

TELL THAT TO THE MARINES!

(great caption to a WWI recruitment poster)
http://www.usmcstore.com/images/Posters/tell%20it%20to%20the%20Marines.gif


57 posted on 12/24/2005 8:36:11 AM PST by VOA
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Friggin camelhumpers!! They did it beacause Mrs. Claus refused to wear a Burqa!!


58 posted on 12/24/2005 9:34:10 AM PST by PlanoMike
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Well, what did you expect?!!!

LOOSE LIPS SINK SLEDS!

These government morons were giving away his location at all times.


59 posted on 12/24/2005 9:45:30 AM PST by CounterCounterCulture (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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Shot down Santa? (hubby will be shocked to hear that.)


60 posted on 12/24/2005 9:59:26 AM PST by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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