Skip to comments.LONG LIVE RED CHINA (Would you like your troll mein with soft or crispy noodles?)
Posted on 12/26/2005 2:10:31 PM PST by the_red_anedoteEdited on 12/26/2005 2:21:13 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
China will never go down, and don't think you can banish communism. Because the people won't let it. They know they are the last standing, they are the only ones left. America is in a decline while China's climaxing, America will go down. We are just done with our prime, if anything, we were going into a depression since 1992 (and don't say you don't know that year). Communism is the American's medias' worst nightmare, because of censorship. I hope we all have to read one newspaper and wipe my butt with one brand of tiolet paper. I hope we all die for our next generations to wear the red armband. We deserved 9/11, and they enjoyed it. You probably hate me now, I know, you just still think like its 1945, well too bad its 2005. We only stand to fall.
You could have saved up for a much more zot-worthy first vanity, doofus. This doesn't even make sense.
Too much eggnog, I think.
PS: What's an "anedote"?
The Viking Kitties don't even think this is worth an appearance.
one word, many syllables:bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Perhaps the poster is mixing in a little Italian.
I'll say this....
the viking kitties have never been wrong.
You've got that right!
Death to Red Chinese tyranny and the pigs who enforce it.
A troll peddling Red China? Now there's a twist.
Gosh, and its almost 2006, if you make it that long.
Mao? I thought you were dead!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz B O R I N G
I don't hate pimples, I squeeze 'em.
Is this a sick Woody Allen joke?
I think it may be an anecdotal antidote for trolls.
Yeah...uh...sounds like a great idea. I hope to have your aspirations some day.
Anyway, what the f*ck are you talking about?
Post of the day...
Well, using that viking kitty hairdrier in the bathtub back in 2003 wasn't all that bright.
THEN...They come home...they take a break to be with their loved ones... and then go right back at it with even MORE
Dedicated Hard-charging Irrepressible Kick-Ass...
The reds much and much to your dismay did not get your morale victory over the US military..as you had thought..
The left still sucks
Molon Labe- Mao Fo's
woody allen, you say?
dang I was certain it one of the clintons.
"They know they are the last standing, they are the only ones left."
You lie! Communism is alive and well right here in the U.S. You are a running dog lackey of your Communist overlords who have there boot upon your neck.
Okay everyone, lets rid ourselves of this personal torture we have achieved because of freedom and move to Beijing.
What... no takers? /lol!
Did you know that Kierkegaard used to bake pies filled with strangled gerbils? I think that's wrong... Probably tasted pretty good, though.
I think it's great that commies are soooo stoopid.
I did kind of frizz up .....
and it was the wrong part too.
they are already advocating that people in the U.S.learn Mandarin...some kids are already taking classes in schools because China will be an important world player in the future.
Then why do they have a mostly male population?
"China's climaxing, America will go down"
Ohh My! So many jokes, so little time...
If you have been reading the news of late, China is starting to have the same social problems which we had in the late 50s and 60s. They may be a rising giant, but the giant may have the clap.
Chinese are still pissed because they have small penis syndrome and Mao liked goat rectum.
The very fact that you're able to post your tripe proves the value of democracy.
Darn... missed out on another good ZOT!
I find it amazing that they are allowed to be so stupid.....
Christmas or no Christmas, F you and all your commie friends! You'll never win an election here unless you rig it, DASTARD!
Breaking this diatribe down:
"China will never go down, and don't think you can banish communism."
Considering the Chinese no longer even pretend to practice communism, I wonder what birth defect you suffer from.
"America is in a decline while China's climaxing..."
Can't argue with you there. There's been so much Chinese climaxing that there's over a billion of ya. Of course, all that "One Child" nonsense that sees girls left on hillsides to die or imprisioned in orphanages to do more or less the same will ensure less climaxing in China's future, unless the Chinese somehow manage to figure out how to procreate via the sin of onanism. America's "decline", by the way, can be reversed peacefully, China's can only end in bloody conflict.
"We are just done with our prime..."
You were in your "prime" before Marco Polo arrived. Afterwards, you were in slow but steady decline in the face of European dynamism, imperialism and merchantilsm. Communism merely arrested that decline, and now the current crop of "Communists with capitalist tendencies" merely manage to hold onto political power long enough to steal the "people's" money. Once the average "Chinaman in the street" finally figures this out, the ex-Communists will only serve to postpone the inevitable (their overthrow) and exacerbate the suffering (violent revolution).
Communism is the American's medias' worst nightmare, because of censorship."
Actually, I'm quite positive the dopey American media buys communism because of it's celebrated call for "equality" (while delivering very little of it). As for censorship, the media already does it on it's own. The only censorship they fear is a viable, alternate point of view (much like communism itself).
"I hope we all have to read one newspaper and wipe my butt with one brand of tiolet paper. I hope we all die for our next generations to wear the red armband. We deserved 9/11, and they enjoyed it."
I don't know how to react to this, honestly. I'm going to assume you are one or more of the following:
1. A dopey graduate of Berkley
2. A European
3. A New York City School teacher
4. A Chinese trying out both your state-supplied English and Political indoctrination.
5. All of the above.
PS- I didn't know they had any idea of what toilet paper WAS outside of the Chinese costal cities. And even there, it's only something typically available in the ritzy hotels Westerners frequent.
"You probably hate me now, I know, you just still think like its 1945, well too bad its 2005. We only stand to fall."
No, I don't hate you. I pity you. I know it's 2005, and from where I'm sitting, 2005 isn't a whole hell of a lot different from 1945. The United Sates can still project power to all points on the globe. the United Sates still has economic and nuclear superiority to any two continents COMBINED. The Chinese, on the other hand, cannot cross 300 miles of ocean to conquer an island they've claimed since 1949. The "Chinese economic miracle" is a farce. Many of the "economic gains" claimed by Chinese economists can be simply defined: most of China lives at subsistence levels, so, naturally, the installation of a vending machine indicates econimc growth of 1,000%. Most likely, that vending machine is selling Coca-cola.
I laugh at your ignorance.
Why would they try and stifle a good thing that is embedded in American society via the Democratic party?
You're too banal to merit hatred.
Use the tall narrow glass.
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