"They blowed up real good."
Posted on 12/29/2005 12:00:18 PM PST by Cap Huff
SPIN BOLDAK, Afghanistan (Reuters) - Two would-be suicide bombers blew themselves up while strapping on explosives in an Afghan town bordering Pakistan on Thursday, police said.
No one else was hurt in the blast near the market in Spin Boldak, Afghan border force commander Abdul Raziq told Reuters.
"They were hiding explosives under their clothes when they went off," he said, adding that police suspected the bombers had intended to target troops from the U.S.-led force in Aghanistan
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YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO A SAFE AND HEALTHFUL WORKPLACE
CALL OSHA, 1-800-321-OSHA
The are old Terrorists and bold Terrorists, but no old, bold Terrorists.
WHAT HAPPEN?
Darwin Award....
Akbar: "Now listen Abdul, we'll walk right up to those devil-worshiping infidel American soldiers, and we will just pull on our little string here, and show them the true meaning of jihad!!
Abdul: "Jumpin jihad Akbar, you are so cool to think of this. I'll just pull my lanyard like thi.....
It is later in the day in a place much warmer than where Akbar and Abdul left, and the conversation went like this:
Akbar: "Abdul, I'll trade you my 72 virgins for a cold glass of water....
Abdul: "I don't need no 72 stinkin' virgins if they all look like my Uncle Abdullah, beard and all!! You suck Akbar!
You and your dumbassed ideas to blow up the Americans. They're still laughing at us up there!!
Actually I think it's just down the road from Mos Eisley...
It was an accident . . .
I love a happy ending. ::sniff::
LOL, no doubt a workplace accident, or an Israeli missile strike.
Along with these investigations, they should start putting out little propaganda notes.
i.e.
"The investigators found it odd that a strong scent of bacon permeated the remains."
We could go alot further, but alas our Society today is too worried about offending those who desire us dead.
Painting a Mosque in pig fat tho sounds like a capital good idea to me.
I just hate it when that happens!
Hey Achmed, what's this for?
Someone really should fill out a workplace accident notice.
I think that happened up the North near Mazar-e-Sharif....
Spin Boldak is down on the Pakistan border.
"They blowed up real good."
I think that the rules are pretty simple : No infidels, innocent women, and helpless children = No Virgins.
For a failed mission one must spend eternity working a pig farm.
"Ahmed...Time to slop the Hogs!!"
Two for the price of one.
Darwin award finalists!
"Now don't that just ruin your day...?"
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