Humans display their stupid side to wildlife

Reuters ^ | Sun Jan 1, 2006 | Ed Stoddard

[labette]

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[presidio9]

If you read the story paisan, the guy in the picture was not the only shooter. Some of the others were not available for comment as they are now colleagues of Tim's in the fertilizer business.

[GladesGuru]

Except that it was the wrong continent, that hapless wanna be rescue person might have attempted to roll a friend's girlfriend into the water.

That female was mean enough to have laughed as she ate the severed nose. Must be something about being a two legged walrus, dumb, and just plain mean.

He finally broke up over the beach problem with her. ;-)

[presidio9]

Wait.. Walruses have legs?

[ErnBatavia]

Anthropomorphism...(I hope I spelled it right).

Dog sweaters, and the pet food that Dick Van Patten hypes as "so good, I eat it myself" as he chows down on the commercial...lotsa examples out there.

[presidio9]

[kstewskis]

They staged a ceremony, complete with pomp and circumstance. The media, the high school band, and speeches from liberal politicians were all on the agenda. After the ceremony, the animals were released, where they were immediately and unceremoniously consumed by a pod of orcas within view of the dock.

That sounds like something from a South Park episode!

[ErnBatavia]

That was a story related by Rush on his show, and was one of the funniest bits he ever did.

The topper, though, was his playing of the 911 call where the motel guest felt "the urge" late at night, and paramedics had to be called to extricate his wee-wee from the swimming pool recirculating pump...

[Stonewall Jackson]

A few years ago, my dad and I drove through Land Between The Lakes and stopped at the buffalo enclosure to take some pictures. There were a couple of dingbat ladies there who were teasing a huge bull through the fence, which is there mostly to keep people from mingling with the buffalo. Fortunately for them, the bull just turned around and walked away, because that fence wouldn't have even slowed him down.

[dljordan]

Good lord! The hiker was carrying a .38? Bad move. That's the biggest bear I've ever seen.

[ErnBatavia]

I've been busy sending off your "Bear Whisperer" collage! LOL

[presidio9]

After posting that picture it occured to me: Can the doggie condom be far behind?

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Darwin Award winners, each and every one.

[presidio9]

Oh my God.

[dalereed]

"The comment about Disney movies is spot-on."

They turned libs against deer hunters, especially doe hunts, with their dqamn bambi movie.

Bambi is camp meat!

[Texas WOP]

Goomba... Com e'ste? I read "12" 7 mikemike and "4" .38s. What did I miss? One of the others was carrying a 7Mag? Admittedly, I'm a product of NJ Public Schooling but on a very good day I can add. To 21, if my zipper is open =O)

[DakotaGator]

It's almost as if some intelligence designed it this way to have the gene pool self clean itself. Naaaaaa, it's just some sort of freak accident.

LOL!

[presidio9]

I'm a product of NJ Public Schooling

Sssshhhh! Other people can read this.

[DakotaGator]

Fortunately for them, the bull just turned around and walked away, because that fence wouldn't have even slowed him down.

Yes. Had that bull took the notion, those ladies would have been converted into the tourist version of strawberry jam.

[dighton]

As others have pointed out elsewhere, it's awfully stupid and perverse to get yourself killed by a tiger in Africa.