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Alien Abductions, Flying Saucers + Other Weird Phenomena, c.1992-2000
1.03.06 and 6.09.99 | Mia T

Posted on 01/03/2006 7:29:14 AM PST by Mia T

Alien Abductions, Flying Saucers + Other Weird Phenomena, c.1992-2000

by Mia T, January 3, 2006

 

 

THE ALIENS

Mia T, June 9, 1999


The only way they can win is to convince people that we're space aliens.

bill clinton


With thy sharp teeth this knot intrinsicate
Of life at once untie.

Antony and Cleopatra V, ii, 304-05

 










eggy Noonan's excellent piece in yesterday's Wall Street Journal is really the story of the death of democracy. At its core it is the description of the human double helix gone terribly awry, of a denatured protein grotesquely twisted, of two mutant, tangled strands of DNA, the basest imaginable of base pairs linked permanently, as firmly as guanine to cytosine, bill inexorably to hillary and conversely, doing what they do best, and doing it relentlessly.

Killing.
Killing insidiously.
Killing as they pose and pander and feel our pain.

My only complaint is with Peggy Noonan's title.
The Mad Boomer, doesn't begin to capture candidate clinton considered separately or even taken as the self-anointed "twofer," permanently conjoined at that cavity conspicuously empty except for ego, that place where brain and soul and guts and heart normally reside.

This is not to say that she -- that they -- are not both quite mad and of that self-indulgent, arrogantly, ignorantly solipsistic age sandwiched flatly between yesterday's innocence and tomorrow's insouciance. Rather, it is that their madness and their boomerism don't even begin to explain their noxious influence: The cloying, internally inconsistent clinton calculus. The unspoken clinton threats. They permeate the atmosphere like a coiling miasma, choking off all freedom.

Even in New York.
Especially in New York.

When she wrote "The New Colossus," Emma Lazarus hardly had in mind this pair of mutant, deadly, twisted aliens.

So forget Arkansas-Illinois carpetbaggery and standard issue muckraking. The clintons are aliens of quite another sort. They are extrinsic, not of this world. They are inhuman. They are dehumanizing.

You may recall that the first act of this story of two degenerates maintained by iterating idiots, farce of farce ad infinitum, was generated quite by accident by iterated AlGoreRhythm, who, it should be noted, is now himself the object of iterated calculation by said degenerates who want iteration 2004 all for themselves.

And thus the odd bit of bloody Gore in Act II: The ugly sight of a corrupt, bottom-heavy hillary self-impaled on the horns of a Treason-Dilemma- masquerading-as-a-Third-Term-Dilemma-masquerading-as-a-Senate-stampede, for example, or bill's recent unsolicited, underwhelming Times interview on the Gore candidacy.

Act I was called "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover." Ostensibly the tale of the wife of a bloodthirsty crime boss who finds romance with a bland bookseller between courses at her husband's restaurant, it was in fact the Thyestean and moveable -- yet unmoving -- feast of hillary clinton at her husband's sham restitution. (Note the reciprocity. The sham restitution in Act II is all hillary's.)

Food, color coding, sex, murder, torture and cannibalism were the exotic (if mostly horizontal) fare in this beautifully filmed but brutally uncompromising modern memoir which passed as ancient fable about nouveau riche rapacity.

Not for the faint at heart, Purple Hearts or queazy stomachs, this depiction of the gross debasement of America was heavily peppered with irony and dark humor throughout.

Although she baked no cookies, didn't do illicit land or cattle deals and stood by no man, hillary clinton starred in the triple role of the Cook, the Thief and his Wife. Her lover was played at once vaporously and in workmanlike fashion by the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt, with Janet Reno, between her stints rendering intermittent injustice for the Husband, as the reliable stand-in. Sidney Blumenthal was the stand-in for the Cook and Craig Livingstone the stand-in for the Thief. The last-minute addition of Christopher Hitchens as the snitch was a stroke of absolute genius notwithstanding its cerebral accident, its predictable-if-perfect pitch (or its facile alliteration).

Although Act I had no rating, the new clinton soccer-mom directive will require a photo ID for any viewer without independent proof of illegal alien DNC <-> DNA sequencing.

 

In Act II, rabid anti-clinton voters, roughly 33% of the U.S. populace according to as-yet-unpodded pollsters, become increasingly aware that they are disappearing in droves and being replaced by alien pod replicas which have their physical attributes but lack all anti-clinton affect.

If Act I was a thinly veiled allegory about naked clintonism, then Act II is a parable about the plan for world domination by the Establishment, aged hippies in pinstripes all, with their infantile, solipsistic world view amazingly untouched by time.



For details, goto:

 

COPYRIGHT Mia T 1999, 2006



TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: alienabductions; aliens; bill; clinton; clintons; corruption; flyingsaucers; gwot; hillary; illegalaliens; illegalimmigration; illegals; immigration; spying; terror; terrorism; terrorists; waronterror; wot

1 posted on 01/03/2006 7:29:16 AM PST by Mia T
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To: jla; WorkingClassFilth; Gail Wynand; Brian Allen; Wolverine; Lonesome in Massachussets; IVote2; ...

ping


2 posted on 01/03/2006 7:31:16 AM PST by Mia T
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To: Mia T

Have I told you that I love you, today?


3 posted on 01/03/2006 7:32:03 AM PST by Lazamataz (I have a Chinese family renting an apartment from me. They are lo mein tenants.)
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To: Lazamataz

You haven't told me all year.


4 posted on 01/03/2006 7:34:40 AM PST by Mia T
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To: Mia T
Laz and I love you.

Dump Laz

5 posted on 01/03/2006 7:36:12 AM PST by bmwcyle (Evolution is a myth -- Libertarians just won't evolve into Conservatives.)
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In space, no one can hear you shriek.

6 posted on 01/03/2006 7:38:04 AM PST by evets (God bless president Bush!)
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To: bmwcyle

There is something to the old saying, 'good things come in twos'... (or is it 'threes'???) ;)


7 posted on 01/03/2006 7:41:41 AM PST by Mia T
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To: evets

excellent point. ;)


8 posted on 01/03/2006 7:43:24 AM PST by Mia T
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To: UWSrepublican

bump


9 posted on 01/03/2006 7:46:50 AM PST by Mia T
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To: Mia T

Mia T. Bump


10 posted on 01/03/2006 7:47:05 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: E.G.C.

thanx :)


11 posted on 01/03/2006 7:47:50 AM PST by Mia T
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To: Mia T

Bump


12 posted on 01/03/2006 7:50:13 AM PST by mcshot (And much it grieves my heart to think what Dems proclaim the truth. Happy New Year)
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To: mcshot

thanx :)


13 posted on 01/03/2006 7:54:33 AM PST by Mia T
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To: beyond the sea

ping


14 posted on 01/03/2006 8:30:02 AM PST by Mia T
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To: jla

Pence-ploy ping;)


15 posted on 01/03/2006 8:35:00 AM PST by Mia T
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16 posted on 01/03/2006 9:10:36 AM PST by Mia T
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To: UWSrepublican

ping


17 posted on 01/03/2006 9:27:44 AM PST by Mia T
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18 posted on 01/03/2006 9:41:52 AM PST by Mia T
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To: Mia T

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19 posted on 01/03/2006 10:26:59 AM PST by jla
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To: jla

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20 posted on 01/03/2006 5:16:40 PM PST by Mia T
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To: Mia T

Bump


21 posted on 01/03/2006 5:30:41 PM PST by Wolverine (A Concerned Citizen)
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To: evets

I love the pic but shouldn't there be more terror on the alien's face??? Hillary gives me the willies.


22 posted on 01/03/2006 5:40:23 PM PST by hford02 (I can't decide who hates America the most; the DNC or Al Queda)
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To: jla

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23 posted on 01/04/2006 12:59:44 PM PST by Mia T
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To: Mia T

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24 posted on 01/04/2006 2:21:12 PM PST by jla
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To: jla

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25 posted on 01/04/2006 5:34:07 PM PST by Mia T
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26 posted on 01/05/2006 6:12:42 PM PST by Mia T
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To: jla

bump


27 posted on 01/06/2006 8:38:16 PM PST by Mia T
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28 posted on 01/06/2006 8:40:25 PM PST by Mia T
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To: Mia T

bump


29 posted on 01/07/2006 2:36:16 PM PST by jla
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30 posted on 01/07/2006 6:12:16 PM PST by jla
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31 posted on 01/08/2006 5:55:03 PM PST by jla
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To: Mia T
AlGoreRhythm

Haha! I like that!

32 posted on 01/08/2006 6:01:41 PM PST by operation clinton cleanup
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To: operation clinton cleanup

belated thanx :)


33 posted on 04/02/2006 1:03:14 AM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Wolverine; Sic Luceat Lux; All

Although Act I had no rating, the new clinton soccer-mom directive will require a photo ID for any viewer without independent proof of illegal alien DNC <-> DNA sequencing.

 

In Act II, rabid anti-clinton voters, roughly 33% of the U.S. populace according to as-yet-unpodded pollsters, become increasingly aware that they are disappearing in droves and being replaced by alien pod replicas that have their physical attributes but lack all anti-clinton affect.

If Act I was a thinly veiled allegory about naked clintonism, then Act II is a parable about the plan for world domination by the Establishment, aged hippies in pinstripes all, with their infantile, solipsistic world view amazingly untouched by time.

Alien Abductions, Flying Saucers + Other Weird Phenomena, c.1992-2000
by Mia T, January 3, 2006




CLICK



thanx to Ladycalif for original photo

HILLARY VOTE FRAUD
missus clinton uses Jesus

ARTICLE

HEAR HILLARY

 

On March 26, hundreds of thousands of people flooded onto Los Angeles' streets to protest a bill currently passing through Congress. The House version of the bill strengthens legal consequences for those associated with illegal immigration: Knowingly assisting, encouraging, directing or inducing illegal immigrants to cross the border would be punishable by no less than three and no more than 20 years in prison, and/or a fine; knowingly hiring more than 10 illegal immigrants would be punishable by no more than five years in prison, and/or a fine; illegal immigration would be a felony; new border patrol agents would be trained; funding would be provided to construct a fence along one-third of the U.S./Mexico border.....

Only now, several decades too late, has Congress decided to act.

But better late than never. The stated purpose of the controversial bill is to curb terrorism. September 11 surely awakened us to the dangers of nonexistent border control....

Congress Is Finally In The Ball Game On Immigration
(Here Come The Johnny Come Lately Feds Alert)
Townhall.com ^ | 03/29/06 | Ben Shapiro





COMMENT:

These machinations are really only more of the same: Congress legislates, INS ignores. This is political pandering at its most cynical. These machinations are de facto nothings.

The GOP must not allow itself to be torn apart by de facto nothings.
The hispanic voter must not allow itself to be demagogued by de facto nothings.
The Right must not cede the hispanic vote to the Left.
The Right must not cede the hispanic vote to hillary clinton.


34 posted on 04/02/2006 1:11:51 AM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Mia T

bump


35 posted on 04/02/2006 6:40:32 AM PDT by Wolverine (A Concerned Citizen)
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To: Mia T

Clinton's fault. (Nice hearing that for a change).


36 posted on 04/02/2006 6:44:12 AM PDT by YourAdHere (Bradypalooza. Available at Amazon.Com)
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To: YourAdHere
clintons' fault (note the apostrophe) bump ;)
THE (oops!) INADVERTENT ADMISSIONS OF BILL + HILLARY CLINTON

by Mia T, 02.08.06






"You know... the job which we should have done 1... which should have been our primary focus, to find [you know] bin Laden and eliminate al Qaeda."

hillary clinton
Saturday, Jan. 28, 2006
Chitchat with Jane Pauley
San Francisco, CA

"Mr. bin Laden used to live in Sudan. He was expelled from Saudi Arabia in '91 and he went to the Sudan.

We'd been hearing that the Sudanese wanted America to start dealing with them again. They released him [bin Laden].

At the time, '96, he had committed no crime against America, so I did not bring him here because we had no basis on which to hold him, though we knew he wanted to commit crimes against America.

So I pleaded with the Saudis to take him, 'cause they could have; but they thought it was a hot potato. They didn't and that's how he wound up in Afghanistan."

bill clinton
Sunday, Aug. 11, 2002
Clinton Reveals on Secret Audio:
I Nixed Bin Laden Extradition Offer

"I remember exactly what happened. Bruce Lindsey said to me on the phone, 'My God, a second plane has hit the tower.' And I said, 'Bin Laden did this.' that's the first thing I said. He said, 'How can you be sure?' I said 'Because only bin Laden and the Iranians could set up the network to do this and they [the Iranians] wouldn't do it because they have a country in targets. Bin Laden did it.'

I thought that my virtual obsession 2 with him was well placed and I was full of regret that I didn't get him."

bill clinton
Sunday, Sept 3, 2002
Larry King Live

 
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37 posted on 04/02/2006 10:27:07 AM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: UWSrepublican

fyi


38 posted on 04/03/2006 6:58:12 AM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Sic Luceat Lux; All
"Flying Saucers"

On Neutered and Neutering
 
by Mia T and Edward Zehr (EZ)
 
With all the neutered talk of late
I thought y'all would appreciate
a relevant Shakespearean conversation
with EZ, a clinton chronicler Elizabethan.
 
[I had just asked the playwright if he had writer's block.]
 
 
EZ:
Think that thy bard hath now MacJeff forsaken?
In that would'st thou be verily mistaken.
Mayhap thou hast impatiently forgot
That facts comprise the essence of the plot.
 
 
MIA T:
Methinks thy bard hath schemes forsaken.
Mayhap thou art verily mistaken.
Plots comprise the essence of the facts.
Forsake the contrariwise artifacts.
 
 
EZ:
Gadzooks, could'st be thy bard is put to rout?
'Twould seem his veriest words are turned about.
Could'st show whereby effect doth flow from cause,
Would'st then be due a round of brisk applause.
 
Perhaps I could this point of view adopt,
For was not Bill by Hillary thus bopped
In like wise as MacJeff, upon the head,
And with a lamp, just as thy bard hath said?
 
Thus are the facts revealed for all to see:
Thy bard did make good use of ESP.
Contrariwise, the White House read my serial,
And sought to make good use of the material.
 
 
MIA T:
Thy bard's "effect doth flow from cause" linearity
And 'twould seem thy veriest good use of oracularity
'Twere not the nature of the plots I pricked thy bard to adopt
Withal Bill, like wise as MacJeff, upon the head was bopped.
 
Methought the plots thou would'st use sprung not o' telepathy.
Didst thou never hear the most traitorously corrupted conspiracy?
Brutus's heart wrapp'd in Hillaryous hide.
Interns and China suckling the impotent fool Cheapside.
 
What more paying play than a corrupted plot untainted
With thrice times two naked villains feinted?
Thou art arm'd that hath thy crook'd schemers straight.
Cudgel thy brains no more, the clinton plots are great.
 
 
EZ:
A point well made, experience vicarious
Was grounded in events utmost Hillaryous.
Betruth, the president sustained concussion
Ere I had even started the discussion.
 
But, lest thy bard be seen to make retreat,
The second bop was truly a repeat.
In consequence, I need no psychic hotline
To reconstruct an oft repeated plotline.
 
Now, as regards the wretched Cheapside brat,
And turmoil his concupiscence begat,
Need'st have no fear regards unfolding strife
O'er these events, for Art must copy Life.
 
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39 posted on 04/03/2006 7:08:20 AM PDT by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Mia T
Just now seeing this excellent post Laureate Mia T.
Bookmarked/ bttt
40 posted on 06/26/2006 6:16:57 PM PDT by Sic Luceat Lux
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To: jla

bttt


41 posted on 06/26/2006 6:17:40 PM PDT by Sic Luceat Lux
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