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The Offended Busybodies Target College Mascots
Real Clear Politics ^ | January 5, 2006 | George Will

Posted on 01/05/2006 7:37:13 AM PST by kellynla

WASHINGTON -- The University of Illinois must soon decide whether, and if so how, to fight an exceedingly silly edict from the NCAA. That organization's primary function is to require college athletics to be no more crassly exploitative and commercial than is absolutely necessary. But now the NCAA is going to police cultural sensitivity, as it understands that. Hence the decision to declare Chief Illiniwek ``hostile and abusive'' to Native Americans.

Censorship -- e.g., campus speech codes -- often are academic liberalism's preferred instrument of social improvement, and now the NCAA's censors say: The Chief must go, as must the university's logo of a Native American in feathered headdress. Otherwise the NCAA will not allow the university to host any postseason tournaments or events.

This story of progress, as progressives understand that, began during halftime of a football game in 1926, when an undergraduate studying Indian culture performed a dance dressed as a chief. Since then, a student has always served as Chief Illiniwek, who has become the symbol of the university that serves a state named after the Illini confederation of about a half-dozen tribes that were virtually annihilated in the 1760s by rival tribes.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: americanindians; busybodies; mascot; ncaa
"Scottsdale Community College in Arizona was wise to adopt the nickname ``Fighting Artichokes.'' There is no grievance group representing the lacerated feelings of artichokes. Yet."
1 posted on 01/05/2006 7:37:15 AM PST by kellynla
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To: kellynla
There is no grievance group representing the lacerated feelings of artichokes.

Sounds like we better start one up!

2 posted on 01/05/2006 7:43:52 AM PST by xrp (My current list of worshippers: MNJohnnie)
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To: xrp

Wait until they lean on North Dakota and the school has to chosse between its nickname and losing $200 million from their NAZI benefactor.


3 posted on 01/05/2006 7:46:34 AM PST by massgopguy (massgopguy)
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To: kellynla
But grievance groups have multiplied, seeking reparations for historic wrongs, and regulations to assuage current injuries inflicted by ``insensitivity.'' One of America's booming businesses is the indignation industry that manufactures the synthetic outrage needed to fuel identity politics.

Soooooo true and funny too!

4 posted on 01/05/2006 7:52:12 AM PST by Jaded (The truth shall set you free, but lying to yourself turns you French.)
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To: massgopguy

How about the "Whirling Dirtbags"?

the "Triumphant Turnipseeds"?

the "Thundering Amoeba"! Yes, we have a winner!


5 posted on 01/05/2006 7:54:20 AM PST by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: kellynla

You know, it's good to see that everything under the oversight of the NCAA is going so well, that they have time to pursue such trivial issues.

NCAA - No Class Alliegence of A*******


6 posted on 01/05/2006 7:54:57 AM PST by brownsfan (It's not a war on terror... it's a war with islam.)
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To: kellynla

They should all just adopt the Nike "Swoosh" as mascots.


7 posted on 01/05/2006 7:55:04 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Darn! I dint set my beeber to stune. How will I stop the chimpeachment now?)
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To: Wally_Kalbacken

Fear the Roo! :)


8 posted on 01/05/2006 7:55:28 AM PST by brownsfan (It's not a war on terror... it's a war with islam.)
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To: xrp

Artichoke hearts, ripped from the mutilated bodies of defenseless artichokes. Stop their suffering! People for the Ethical Treatment of Artichokes;)


9 posted on 01/05/2006 8:01:40 AM PST by Frank_2001
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To: kellynla
Oh well, who cares if they stop honoring dead old Indians by naming teams after them. I mean, I suppose the reason college teams picked up on the Indian names to inspire a "warrior" image to their teams, or something.

Of course, the Indians lost, so that's like trying to name your teams after famous French war heroes.

10 posted on 01/05/2006 8:14:36 AM PST by Kenton
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To: kellynla
I am still partial to the Brush, Colorado Beet Diggers. The fighting Beet Diggers. Has a ring to it, don't it?
Now By kracky, there is a nick name.
11 posted on 01/05/2006 8:15:09 AM PST by Long Distance Rider
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To: xrp

There is no grievance group representing the lacerated feelings of artichokes.
Sounds like we better start one up!


I'm from Northern California, home of the Artichokes, I could ask around! ;>) LOL


12 posted on 01/05/2006 8:17:48 AM PST by Primetimedonna (Charter member of the San Francisco SnowFlakes! We love our Tony!)
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To: brownsfan
You know, it's good to see that everything under the oversight of the NCAA is going so well, that they have time to pursue such trivial issues.

The mascot has to go?

"the Illini confederation of about a half-dozen tribes.",,,,,,,, The name Fighting Illini has to go?

"Illinois" ,,,,,,,,The name of the state has to be changed ?

This is becoming very series!

13 posted on 01/05/2006 8:46:27 AM PST by TYVets (God so loved the world he didn't send a committee)
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To: kellynla
I think some college should take on the moniker "The Fighting Cowpunchers"

Would be great for a midwestern school.

14 posted on 01/05/2006 9:08:01 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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Maybe the Fighting Sheepherders? The Dancing Sheepherders?


15 posted on 01/05/2006 9:15:14 AM PST by Lekker 1 ("Computers in the future may have only 1000 vacuum tubes..." - Popular Mechanics, March 1949)
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To: kellynla

As an "American of Irish decent," I grew up cheering for Notre Dame (Fighting Irish) and the Boston Celtics. If I was an Indian (Native American), I would probably cheer for the school that used my tribe as their mascot. These losers need to get a life!


16 posted on 01/05/2006 9:21:39 AM PST by Cowboy Bob (If Terrorists could vote, John Kerry would be President today.)
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To: kellynla

WARNING: Better not call your team the Revolting Cats!


17 posted on 01/05/2006 9:24:57 AM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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To: Frank_2001

... in a manner reminiscient of Gengis Khan.
that's seared in my memory.poor artichokes.


18 posted on 01/05/2006 9:26:29 AM PST by Rakkasan1 (Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
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To: kellynla
I would love to see a website which compiled a list and hosted a discussion of the offended busybodies.

In fact, wouldn't that be a good team name?

The "Berkley Offended Busybodies"... it has a certain cachet, no?

19 posted on 01/05/2006 9:34:11 AM PST by Ol' Sox
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