Like a virgin? Thanks to 'revirgination' (hot new trend)

Today Online ^ | January 11, 2005

[blueminnesota]

Can't let the women have all the fun!

[M Kehoe]

Reminds me of the guy I knew a few years ago, who's name, and I'm not kidding here - was "Hymen Tanner".

A guy I used to know in Richmond, who owns a car dealership, is named "Buster Hymen."

You can't make this stuff up.

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[HamiltonJay]

"Hymenoplasty is for women who want to please their husband or their lover and they know that he wants to experience intercourse with a virgin,"

Kinda like closing the barn door after the horse is in the pasture if you asked me.....

[M Kehoe]

See post 82

8^)

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[one more state]

I think this will be hugely popular in 3rd world and Islamic countries. Doctors without border should learn this. In countries where they rape their young then have to kill them because they are impure, children can have this procedure and be ready to marry again.

[HamiltonJay]

Well actually, due to the scar tissue from the surgery, what I hear is, its even worse for that second deflowering...

If you can't be honest about not being a virgin to the guy you are going to be with..... because you fear him leaving you or something... he's probably not the one for you anyway.

[HamiltonJay]

I suspsect reasons like this are why the surgery was first developed.. but you know bring it to the states, and we'll find a bigger better way to use it for selfish deception.

[varyouga]

"But this procedure specifically creates the minuses(pain and blood) without the plus(first one)."

The pain, blood and tightness used to be the only way to be sure. Now nothing is sacred.

Sometimes it may not seem like it, but being first is very important to guys. I heard about this surgery yesterday, thought it was a joke and didn't think anyone could invent such an evil procedure. But then I remembered abortion.

IMO, this procedure ranks somewhere between abortion and assisted suicide.

[traumer]

[TOWER]

Not mentioned is that the "precedure" also involves watching Star Trek re-runs and playing Dungeons and Dragons! It's inhumane and painfully brutal.

(bows head in shame...)

[IronJack]

In typical post-modern fashion, the focus is on the form rather than the substance. While it may be possible to "repair" the hymen, that in itself does not define "virginity." Whether the hymen is intact or not, if the woman has had intercourse, she is no longer a virgin. She can lie -- with the corroboration of the (vanity) medical establishment -- and assert that her chastity is complete. But she only gets to lose her virginity once.

[durasell]

Women are then required to spend extended amounts of time in environments where there is absolutely no chance of losing their virginity. These "safe environments" include comic book stores, scifi conventions and as a contestant on Jeopardy.

[RoseofTexas]

YOU'VE got to be joking! Is this for real? How low can people get, unbelievable!

[brytlea]

LOL I don't remember that one!
susie

[Matchett-PI]

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the Ditz market.

And don't eeeeven get me started on the feminized male market. :)

[SoothingDave]

The numbers are astonishing, but the triumph of appearance over substance shouldn't be.

I guess you haven't seen "Dr. 90210" on E! television. I saw a woman take her teenage daughter in for labia trimming so she would feel more confident about her "appearance."

SD

[brytlea]

Wow, and I thought 3 pregnancies did a number on me! But, strangely my husband still chases me around the house. Clearly after 40 ones eyesight goes!
susie

[The Brush]

Now sixth grade teachers can give their students a proper sex education