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1 posted on 01/11/2006 6:32:07 AM PST by NYer
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"She could have gotten him an inflatable doll,"

Or she could have practiced abstinence in the first place.

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2 posted on 01/11/2006 6:33:46 AM PST by NYer (Discover the beauty of the Eastern Catholic Churches - freepmail me for more information.)
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I'm not having my foreskin reattached. No way.


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3 posted on 01/11/2006 6:34:04 AM PST by Fintan (See??? Sometimes I do read the articles.)
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More stupid than plastic boobs.


4 posted on 01/11/2006 6:35:51 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance
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This is just bizarre. These people must have some serious issues.
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5 posted on 01/11/2006 6:36:09 AM PST by brytlea (I'm not a conspiracy theorist....really.)
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Revirgination? BWUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA........!!!


7 posted on 01/11/2006 6:37:50 AM PST by OB1kNOb (Those who seek to punish the Truth, are the ones most convicted.)
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What the ???!! Guys ENJOY having their partner bleed and be in pain during sex? And the women go through surgery to achieve this? Why don't they just buy some razor-coated condoms? Then it can feel like the first time every time. Wait for female circumcision to come into vogue. That's real sexy.


9 posted on 01/11/2006 6:38:53 AM PST by blueminnesota
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In other news, I would like to announce my new business venture, Pinata Restoration Specialists, Inc.

For a small fee, I will take broken pinatas from children's parties, and restore them to their former glory using super secret duct tape technology. Replacement candy not included.


10 posted on 01/11/2006 6:39:08 AM PST by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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Many who undergo the procedure, which costs between US$1,800 ($2,900) and US$5,000, also ask that their vaginas be tightened, doctors say.

"Can you throw in a front-end alignment with that?"

11 posted on 01/11/2006 6:39:35 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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Oh brother. I'm sure there will be an anal version of the surgery for San Fran "couples" coming soon.


12 posted on 01/11/2006 6:39:37 AM PST by pissant
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obviously a new prerequisite for admission into N.O.W


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14 posted on 01/11/2006 6:40:48 AM PST by Doogle (USAF...8thAF...4077th TFW...408th MMS...Ubon Thailand..."69"..Night Line Delivery,AMMO)
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If my husband isn't happy with a 40-year-old body that's been through 10 pregnancies (with his participation :-), he can hit the road, and my attorney will be in touch.

I'm happy to go to Weight Watchers, but this stuff is sick.


15 posted on 01/11/2006 6:41:00 AM PST by Tax-chick (D-minus-13.)
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"Many who undergo the procedure, which costs between US$1,800 ($2,900) and US$5,000..."

Dear, I'd really rather have the home theatre system, but thanks for the thought...

18 posted on 01/11/2006 6:43:01 AM PST by RabidBartender
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"I wasn't a virgin when we got married and I thought: What better gift to give my husband than revirgination?" the 40-year-old mother of four told AFP.

What did the husband who had to go a few weeks without any while the stitches were healing have to say?

19 posted on 01/11/2006 6:43:04 AM PST by KarlInOhio (What is the most obscene gesture to a Democrat? An Iraqi voter showing him a stained finger.)
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I'm sure you would have made it here pretty soon anyway, but it seemed an adequate excuse for a good morning ping to you.


20 posted on 01/11/2006 6:43:47 AM PST by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat)
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Brings to mind a quote by some Hollywood producer who said that he knew Doris Day before she became a virgin.


22 posted on 01/11/2006 6:44:29 AM PST by Semper Paratus
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Revirgination has only one purpose__to fool the new husband into thinking he is the first.

Give Paris Hilton a new Hymen and she is still a rich whore.


24 posted on 01/11/2006 6:47:04 AM PST by sgtbono2002
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I thought you had to go to the Virgin Islands to get recycled?


28 posted on 01/11/2006 6:48:21 AM PST by RexBeach ("There is no susbstitute for victory." -Douglas MacArthur)
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Hmmpf. Reminds me of the guy I knew a few years ago, who's name, and I'm not kidding here - was "Hymen Tanner".


29 posted on 01/11/2006 6:48:25 AM PST by Hegemony Cricket (Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof - usually by midmorning, or so.)
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Ahh, it looks there's another surgery that'll solve everything. Granted that women that have had vaginal birth (or just plain big vaginas) could use a little tightening (especially since men are getting smaller), but there are other ways besides surgery. Re-attaching the hymen is just dumb. I can't figure that out at all. "Hey honey I've spent thousands to make our wedding night a bloody mess. Isn't that great?"


30 posted on 01/11/2006 6:49:47 AM PST by numberonepal (Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
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Fake virtue- great. It's a shame that in our culture, being chaste until one's wedding night is no longer as important as it it is "less enlightened" countries.


31 posted on 01/11/2006 6:50:08 AM PST by mikeus_maximus (Voting for "the lesser of two evils" is still evil.)
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