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Department of Troll Control | Another Ignorant Troll

[higgmeister]

He was a troll. The AM said his original title was,
"A Special Message from The Department of Homeland Security."

He just left off his Sarc tag too.

[MNJohnnie]

I can't normally bear these arrogant EU types either but after the Alito Marathon this week, I am simply too wore out. Sorry for letting the team down today but my brain is just fried. Think I will go read a nice soothing book and get back in fighting trim for the weekend. Sure to be a last minute trash Alito fest now that the "best and brightest" of the Democrats had their 3 days and so totally blew it.

[DBeers]

The village is missing an idiot.

[vigilante2]

                 who asked you?

[MNJohnnie]

I love that picture.

[vigilante2]

Tiger is very popular! Thanks for your service Johnnie

[La Enchiladita]

Definitely a troll. Drained a lot of FReepers, but we got him in the end.

[La Enchiladita]

Thanks, Johnnie.

[Army Air Corps]

Teddy Kennedy, is that you?

You need another snort of Vodka and should just "chill" whilst listening to some Allman Brothers records.

[A CA Guy]

"rich white people"

Wow, envious of other's accomplishments and a racist at the same time. Two for one special...

[Victoria Delsoul]

Wow, that's a real blast - and deservedly so. :-)

[norton]

I thought DHLS delivered packages that UPS wouldn't bother with.

[IYellAtMyTV]

[Thunder90]

[sionnsar]

What's this all about?		Some guidelines for posting on this thread. Some highlights of this thread.
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[Dead Corpse]

AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Sorry...

Hi...

[sionnsar]

Last Post?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

we have to give it up in the mean time for safty

In the mean time? Yes, I guess war is kind of a mean time isn't it. How did I miss the chance to mock this one?

[sionnsar]

Hey waittaminute....

Oh, that's right.... I had a choice between two threads and took the easy one. Oh well. Half the group would have complained of the other, I am sure.

[spikeytx86]

Now I know why everyone has been suspicous of me, its true trolls are horrible spellers. I thought they were just being obnoxious but damn. Yet another reason for me to be ashamed of my grammer.

and as a new guy let me ask a new guy question...

what is zot? and whats the deal with the adorable viking kittens?

[NeoCaveman]

Nice thread you got here.

"When did we capture Hitler....When did we capture Tojo. When did we capture Gorbachev" - Rush Limbaugh.

[tuliptree76]

Aaah... Our new home.

*sets up the Tax Table*

:-)

[sionnsar]

How did I miss the chance to mock this one?

You didn't miss it, you were only late to it. *\;-)

Safty

[sionnsar]

Yet another reason for me to be ashamed of my grammer.

What did she do?

[sionnsar]

*sets up the Tax Table*

Thanks!

It wouldn't be the Undead Thread without the Tax Table.

BTW, just where is it in the castle?

[NicknamedBob]

"When did we capture Hitler....When did we capture Tojo. When did we capture Gorbachev" - Rush Limbaugh.

And did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[sionnsar]

*sets up the Tax Table*

NnBob, is the Log Table done yet?

[NicknamedBob]

"... just where is it in the castle?"

If memory serves, it's in the main corridor. Turn left when you enter the big doors.

[Delta 21]

[NeoCaveman]

And did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Hello, Senator Blutarski.

[NicknamedBob]

Ooh! Elvis has entered the building!

[fanfan]

I'm going to watch W, but wanted to try out my new tag line.

Good night, All

[TheBrotherhood]

>Therefore fellow Americans...

>Thank you and May God bless America.

LOL!

It sounds like the state of the union address.

Thanks for the ping.

[doug from upland]

dhls -- dipstick humorless liberal swine

[NicknamedBob]

"... is the Log Table done yet?"

Er? *NnB scratches head*

Log table?

When did I miss this?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

what is zot?

A Zot is the sound that is created when a troll is fried.

and whats the deal with the adorable viking kittens?

I am not quite sure why this was linked in one of the early "zot" threads but we adopted them.

Viking kitties

[Darksheare]

Finch -Bitemarks and Bloodstains

"My or may we be this way forever,
and tell me lover,
what will become of the others?"
Bones, skin, nails and flesh
On a bed of "lack of passion"
A medieval consequence

They worry you with all the talk of how you're not their kind
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fall

Maladjusted, you must trust me darling
Subsequentially, you see, you deserve more than me
They bury you while wearing garments
Of funeral fire

Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fall
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fall

This will hurt you
It's killing me (this is the salt in my side, this is the thorn in my eye)
This will hurt you
And I will too, and I will

Bloodlust, bloodlust - for this girl
Bloodloss, bloodloss - for this boy
Bloodlust, bloodlust - for this girl
Bloodloss, bloodloss - for this boy, this boy
Another puncture wound
And once again, forgive my sins
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fall
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home (this is forever)
There is always one more fall
This is FOREVER

[A CA Guy]

Has the house been moved again?

[NicknamedBob]

Welcome to the February Chronicles of the Undead Thread.

[Crooked Constituent]

They shoulda asked this guy to give the response to the SOTU speech for the Dems instead of Kaine. What a flop.

[A CA Guy]

Thanks, I will come back to this sanctuary soon. For now I am off to the gym.

[NicknamedBob]

Kerry looked like he'd had a fresh supply of Botox.


Hillary was like a Dr. Jeckell/Mr. Hyde with a frozen smile reminding me of Jack Nicholson as the Joker, which would then slip into a hideous grimace as her inner witch asserted itself.

[tuliptree76]

"... just where is it in the castle?"

If memory serves, it's in the main corridor. Turn left when you enter the big doors.

Actually, the Tax Table was banned to a small, dark corner. ;-)

[spikeytx86]

ahh, makes sense now. Thanks for the info.

[NicknamedBob]

"Actually, the Tax Table was banned to a small, dark corner."

"Banned? Dark?" -- Now, wait a minute.

At whose behest, might I inquire? You are entitled to the space you require, and as much light as you need. I do not like taxes, but I do not discriminate against tax people.

Like Robert Heinlein, I believe one should be fully alert when observing them.

[tuliptree76]

At whose behest, might I inquire?

I believe it was fanfan.

[NicknamedBob]

Never mind. You move your table into a well-lighted space.

I keep my friends close ...

[tuliptree76]

Thanks, Bob.

[NicknamedBob]

Good Night, Doctor Miss Tulip.

[tuliptree76]

Good night.