Wounded in the Stones, Euthanized by a Merciful Mod

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[Gobadan]

Deuteronomy 21:1

1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord. 2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

[Gobadan]

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

25:11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

25:12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

...... fools.

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[mosquewatch.com]

Is there a point to this.

[atomicpossum]

Hello, goodbye.

[Admin Moderator]

“Thou shalt not suffer a troll to live.”

Beebers 22:18.

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

Ah yes, the often quoted Book of Beebers.

[NeoCaveman]

The fear of zot is the beginning of wisdom.

Bebers 16:18

[Slicksadick]

IBZ

[CholeraJoe]

WTFO?

[eeevil conservative]

[lexington minuteman 1775]

For verily i saith unto thee. Go frolic on the DNC sight hither and yon and bother us no more"
Book of LEX 1:18

[RGSpincich]

f.christian, I presume?

[Fierce Allegiance]

Dood! I had a vasectomy - does this mean I can't go to church?

[Lancey Howard]

Verily.

[Dog Gone]

[RichInOC]

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord....

...so I guess you're well and truly hosed, aren't you?

[M Kehoe]

IBTZ?

5.56mm

[kAcknor]

Yo! Sorry to hear of your loss.

But quityourbitchin about the ramifications ok?

[eeevil conservative]

Dead Troll..........

[R. Scott]

Strange.

[Jim Noble]

But I tell you the truth, a troll is evil in the sight of the LORD, and the LORD wil suffer not a troll to post.

Robinson 3:18

[darkwing104]

The Mods struck down the troll and the Kitties rejoiced...

VK Vahalla journies 14:1

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Do you own a Beeber-like device??

[Dustbunny]

Is there a point to this.

Exactly what I was wondering !

[vigilante2]

     zot first ask questions later

[monocle]

3 Donald Duck 402

[darkangel82]

IATZ. Another troll gone.

[ASA Vet]

EMO

[Darksheare]

Let me guess, you were made a eunuch, you were fighting someone and his wife kicked your butt, and you're illegitimate?

[ASA Vet]

f.christian, I presume?

Naw, this one was to rational to be f.

[Nita Nupress]

Alrighty then.

[humblegunner]

“Thou shalt not suffer a troll to live.”

"Fear the STICK, mortal!" ~GONPO

[Dustbunny]

Old testament.

We live by the New Testament given to us by the Father-Son-Holy Spirit. Thanking GOD for sending us Jesus.

[John Lenin]

[Lady Jag]

[Chanticleer]

My memory verse for the day.

[Smokin' Joe]

IB4TZ?

[Freedom_Fighter_2001]

I do not understand you, so here is a picture of the actress who played Frida, the bitter commie hack artist:

[Beckwith]

Dood! I had a vasectomy - does this mean I can't go to church?

No, but it dramatically decreases the chance you'll go to court!

[DocRock]

Your Bible reference is wrong. The "stones" verse is found in Duet. Chapter 23, not Chapter 21. But this reference is correct...

"but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." Matthew 5:22

[RichInOC]

"But when the children of Fresno cried unto the OWNER, the OWNER raised them up a deliverer, Admin the son of Mod, a Robinsonite, a man lefthanded: and by him the children of Fresno sent a present unto Gobadan the king of Moron.

"But Admin made him a plunger, of a cubit length; and he did gird it under his raiment upon his right thigh.

"And he brought the present unto Gobadan king of Moron: and Gobadan was a very fat man.

"And when he had made an end to offer the present, he sent away the people that bare the present.

"But he himself turned again from the servers that were by Cisco, and said, I have a secret errand unto thee, O king: who said, Keep silence. And all that stood by him went out from him.

"And Admin came unto him; and he was sitting in a summer parlour, which he had for himself alone. And Admin said, I have a message from God unto thee. And he arose out of his seat.

"And Admin put forth his left hand, and took the plunger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly:

"And the cup also went in after the shaft; and the fat closed upon the shaft, so that he could not draw the plunger out of his belly; and the dirt was sealed in.

"Then Admin went forth through the porch, and shut the doors of the parlour upon him, and locked them."

[SandyInSeattle]

Sounds painful. I recommend you put some ice on it.

[glock rocks]

[Paul_Denton]

All batteries, fire on the trolls at will.

[PilloryHillary]

YOU are the fool. Buhbye.

[Misty Memory]

Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

[NerdDad]

Yall come read this one.

[dljordan]

Alice? Is that you?

[kstewskis]

[Verginius Rufus]

"When he was gone out, Gobadan's servants came, and when they saw that, behold, the doors of the parlour were locked, they said, Surely he covereth his feet in his summer chamber."

[Huntress]

Awesome zot thread! Bump for future reference.