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Wounded in the Stones, Euthanized by a Merciful Mod
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Posted on 01/14/2006 8:54:41 AM PST by Gobadan

Deuteronomy 21:1

1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord. 2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.


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Deuteronomy 25:11-12

25:11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:

25:12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

...... fools.

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1 posted on 01/14/2006 8:54:41 AM PST by Gobadan
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To: Gobadan

Is there a point to this.


2 posted on 01/14/2006 8:55:48 AM PST by mosquewatch.com ("The enemy is anyone who will get you killed, no matter what side they are on.")
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To: Gobadan

Hello, goodbye.


3 posted on 01/14/2006 8:55:51 AM PST by atomicpossum (If I don't reply, don't think you're winning. I often just don't bother to argue.)
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To: Gobadan
“Thou shalt not suffer a troll to live.”

Beebers 22:18.

4 posted on 01/14/2006 12:45:59 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator
Ah yes, the often quoted Book of Beebers.
5 posted on 01/14/2006 12:47:52 PM PST by HoustonCurmudgeon (Justice and "The Law" are not always the same thing.)
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To: Gobadan

The fear of zot is the beginning of wisdom.

Bebers 16:18


6 posted on 01/14/2006 12:49:45 PM PST by NeoCaveman (Dems lied, Alito's wife cried)
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To: Gobadan

IBZ


7 posted on 01/14/2006 12:49:47 PM PST by Slicksadick (Go out on a limb........Its where the fruit is.)
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To: Gobadan

WTFO?


8 posted on 01/14/2006 12:51:10 PM PST by CholeraJoe (Tinkerbell doesn't wear underwear. She moved wrong once and I saw. She's not a real blond.)
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To: Admin Moderator

9 posted on 01/14/2006 12:51:26 PM PST by eeevil conservative (courage is living in tyranny and speaking for freedom/not living in freedom and speaking for tyranny)
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To: Gobadan

For verily i saith unto thee. Go frolic on the DNC sight hither and yon and bother us no more"
Book of LEX 1:18


10 posted on 01/14/2006 12:55:59 PM PST by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: Gobadan

f.christian, I presume?


11 posted on 01/14/2006 12:56:01 PM PST by RGSpincich
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To: Gobadan

Dood! I had a vasectomy - does this mean I can't go to church?


12 posted on 01/14/2006 12:56:54 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance
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To: Gobadan

Verily.


13 posted on 01/14/2006 12:58:32 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Gobadan

14 posted on 01/14/2006 12:58:54 PM PST by Dog Gone
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To: Gobadan
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord....

...so I guess you're well and truly hosed, aren't you?

15 posted on 01/14/2006 12:59:59 PM PST by RichInOC (And Mod made a scourge of words and drove the trolls out...)
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To: Gobadan
IBTZ?

5.56mm

16 posted on 01/14/2006 12:59:59 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: Gobadan
Yo! Sorry to hear of your loss.

But quityourbitchin about the ramifications ok?

17 posted on 01/14/2006 1:01:52 PM PST by kAcknor (Don't flatter yourself.... It is a gun in my pocket.)
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To: darkwing104

Dead Troll..........


18 posted on 01/14/2006 1:03:46 PM PST by eeevil conservative (courage is living in tyranny and speaking for freedom/not living in freedom and speaking for tyranny)
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To: Gobadan

Strange.


19 posted on 01/14/2006 1:05:25 PM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: Gobadan
But I tell you the truth, a troll is evil in the sight of the LORD, and the LORD wil suffer not a troll to post.

Robinson 3:18

20 posted on 01/14/2006 1:08:57 PM PST by Jim Noble (Fiat justitia, ruat coelum)
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To: Gobadan; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; glock rocks; Darksheare; ...
The Mods struck down the troll and the Kitties rejoiced...

VK Vahalla journies 14:1

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

21 posted on 01/14/2006 1:09:10 PM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: Gobadan

Do you own a Beeber-like device??


22 posted on 01/14/2006 1:12:22 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
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To: mosquewatch.com
Is there a point to this.

Exactly what I was wondering !

23 posted on 01/14/2006 1:14:16 PM PST by Dustbunny (Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged. The Gipper)
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To: Gobadan
     zot first ask questions later


24 posted on 01/14/2006 1:16:37 PM PST by vigilante2 (I'm the proud parent of a soldier)
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To: Gobadan

3 Donald Duck 402


25 posted on 01/14/2006 1:18:19 PM PST by monocle
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To: darkwing104

IATZ. Another troll gone.


26 posted on 01/14/2006 1:18:24 PM PST by darkangel82
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To: CholeraJoe

EMO


27 posted on 01/14/2006 1:19:46 PM PST by ASA Vet (Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
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To: Gobadan
Let me guess, you were made a eunuch, you were fighting someone and his wife kicked your butt, and you're illegitimate?
28 posted on 01/14/2006 1:20:16 PM PST by Darksheare (Tagline subverted for nefarious plans of nefariousness.)
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To: RGSpincich
f.christian, I presume?

Naw, this one was to rational to be f.

29 posted on 01/14/2006 1:21:17 PM PST by ASA Vet (Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
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To: Gobadan

Alrighty then.


30 posted on 01/14/2006 1:22:45 PM PST by Nita Nupress
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To: Admin Moderator; Gobadan; Flyer
“Thou shalt not suffer a troll to live.”

"Fear the STICK, mortal!" ~GONPO


31 posted on 01/14/2006 1:25:00 PM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: Gobadan
Old testament.

We live by the New Testament given to us by the Father-Son-Holy Spirit. Thanking GOD for sending us Jesus.

32 posted on 01/14/2006 1:25:46 PM PST by Dustbunny (Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged. The Gipper)
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To: Gobadan

33 posted on 01/14/2006 1:26:24 PM PST by John Lenin
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To: darkwing104

34 posted on 01/14/2006 1:28:09 PM PST by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: Admin Moderator

My memory verse for the day.


35 posted on 01/14/2006 1:28:21 PM PST by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: Gobadan

IB4TZ?


36 posted on 01/14/2006 1:29:20 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: Gobadan
I do not understand you, so here is a picture of the actress who played Frida, the bitter commie hack artist:

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

37 posted on 01/14/2006 1:29:35 PM PST by Freedom_Fighter_2001 (When money is no object - it's your money they're talking about)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Dood! I had a vasectomy - does this mean I can't go to church?

No, but it dramatically decreases the chance you'll go to court!
38 posted on 01/14/2006 1:31:29 PM PST by Beckwith (The liberal press has picked sides ... and they have sided with the Islamofascists)
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To: Gobadan
Your Bible reference is wrong. The "stones" verse is found in Duet. Chapter 23, not Chapter 21. But this reference is correct...

"but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." Matthew 5:22
39 posted on 01/14/2006 1:32:03 PM PST by DocRock
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To: Gobadan

"But when the children of Fresno cried unto the OWNER, the OWNER raised them up a deliverer, Admin the son of Mod, a Robinsonite, a man lefthanded: and by him the children of Fresno sent a present unto Gobadan the king of Moron.

"But Admin made him a plunger, of a cubit length; and he did gird it under his raiment upon his right thigh.

"And he brought the present unto Gobadan king of Moron: and Gobadan was a very fat man.

"And when he had made an end to offer the present, he sent away the people that bare the present.

"But he himself turned again from the servers that were by Cisco, and said, I have a secret errand unto thee, O king: who said, Keep silence. And all that stood by him went out from him.

"And Admin came unto him; and he was sitting in a summer parlour, which he had for himself alone. And Admin said, I have a message from God unto thee. And he arose out of his seat.

"And Admin put forth his left hand, and took the plunger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly:

"And the cup also went in after the shaft; and the fat closed upon the shaft, so that he could not draw the plunger out of his belly; and the dirt was sealed in.

"Then Admin went forth through the porch, and shut the doors of the parlour upon him, and locked them."


40 posted on 01/14/2006 1:43:22 PM PST by RichInOC (And Mod made a scourge of words and drove the trolls out...)
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To: Gobadan

Sounds painful. I recommend you put some ice on it.


41 posted on 01/14/2006 1:51:15 PM PST by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Gobadan


42 posted on 01/14/2006 1:56:54 PM PST by glock rocks ("God's gift to you is life itself. What you do with it is your gift to God." - Leo Buscaglia)
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To: Gobadan
All batteries, fire on the trolls at will.


43 posted on 01/14/2006 2:17:55 PM PST by Paul_Denton (Tagine under repair.)
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To: Gobadan

YOU are the fool. Buhbye.

44 posted on 01/14/2006 2:36:43 PM PST by PilloryHillary (Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.)
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To: Gobadan

Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.


45 posted on 01/14/2006 2:54:31 PM PST by Misty Memory (Liberals love the idea of humanity in general, they hate individuals in particular.)
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To: cdbear; Clarinet_King

Yall come read this one.


46 posted on 01/14/2006 3:24:57 PM PST by NerdDad
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To: eeevil conservative

Alice? Is that you?


47 posted on 01/14/2006 3:40:16 PM PST by dljordan
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To: Gobadan

48 posted on 01/14/2006 3:46:17 PM PST by kstewskis ("Political correctness is intellectual terrorism..." Mel Gibson)
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To: RichInOC

"When he was gone out, Gobadan's servants came, and when they saw that, behold, the doors of the parlour were locked, they said, Surely he covereth his feet in his summer chamber."


49 posted on 01/14/2006 4:06:54 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Gobadan

Awesome zot thread! Bump for future reference.


50 posted on 01/17/2006 5:48:58 PM PST by Huntress (Possession really is nine tenths of the law.)
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