To: Snardius
Because men tear their hair out wondering why they wound up short and fat
28 posted on
01/15/2006 5:13:16 PM PST by
Tall_Texan
(TEXAS LONGHORNS - 2005 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!)
To: Tall_Texan
Because men tear their hair out wondering why they wound up short and fatActually, a receding hairline is caused by thigh-wear which is worsened by repeated contact with the headboard.
32 posted on
01/15/2006 5:16:30 PM PST by
Snardius
(Some women want to walk hand in hand through the park; sing them a song; bite them on the spine...)
To: Tall_Texan
Woman to man: "It says here that every time you think an impure thought, an angel hits you on the head with a pingpong paddle!"
Man: "That explains why so many men are bald!"
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