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To: Tall_Texan
Because men tear their hair out wondering why they wound up short and fat

Actually, a receding hairline is caused by thigh-wear which is worsened by repeated contact with the headboard.

32 posted on 01/15/2006 5:16:30 PM PST by Snardius (Some women want to walk hand in hand through the park; sing them a song; bite them on the spine...)
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To: Snardius

"Actually, a receding hairline is caused by thigh-wear which is worsened by repeated contact with the headboard."

You can say that will all confidence. Don't gloat, my dear.


37 posted on 01/15/2006 5:19:10 PM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: Snardius

Gross!


57 posted on 01/15/2006 5:54:49 PM PST by apackof2 (You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won’t back down)
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To: Snardius; WKB

Actually, a receding hairline is caused by thigh-wear which is worsened by repeated contact with the headboard.

A receding hairline is caused when you use rabbits to till your garden.


118 posted on 01/15/2006 9:42:37 PM PST by moog
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