CAPTION THIS! (Parental Advisory Label Properly Applied!)

Yahoo News ^ | 1/16/06

[Libloather]

A group of people dressed as sperm cross a main avenue during a campaign promoting use of condoms in Bogota, Colombia, in this May 18, 2005 file photo. Roman Catholic priests in a Colombian town are furious over a councilman's proposal that people 14 and older must carry a condom at all times to reduce unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases, Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2006. (AP Photo/ Javier Galeano, file)

[Libloather]

I've heard that only one-in-a-million really get their point across...

Villagers dressed as sperm jump in a tube representing a condom while performing a pagan ritual dance in the village of Vevcani, some 170 km (106 miles) from the Macedonian capital, January 14, 2006. Vevcani village annually marks Orthodox St. Vasilij Day with a carnival, which features a 1,300-year-old celebration of pagan roots. Its highlight is a political satire, with masked villagers acting out current events. REUTERS/Ognen Teofilovski

[tet68]

LOOK! There's Woody Allen!

[b4its2late]

[Pimpmygop]

Is this the reenactment of what happened to Monica Lewinsky's Dress? A Tribute to Bill Clinton?

[xcamel]

We all know where the shallow end of the gene pool is today...

[ryan71]

We have "Dead Heads" and Columbia has "Sperm Heads".

The drugs appear to be equally distributed.

[atomicpossum]

I hope when they get to their destination that there's a huge latex barrier over the doors.

[beyond the sea]

I've heard that only one-in-a-million really get their point across...

LOL

[jdm]

[Kate of Spice Island]

I am too stuned to caption this one.

Is this what happens with a whoppy?

[Fresh Wind]

[Fresh Wind]

Damn. Beat me by 38 seconds!

[kcar]

Great tagline.

[jdm]

"Damn. Beat me by 38 seconds!"

That was funny!!! Great minds think alike!!!

[Physicist]

"Everybody come with me!"

[Thinkin' Gal]

A group of people dressed as sperm

= people with way too much time on their hands.

[~Peter]

Just another Sperm of the Moment demonstration .... yawn!

[RichInOC]

You know, it strikes me that this would make a great unit for the next Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. All they need is a huge Bill Clinton balloon...or maybe they could just use him.

[Physicist]

They aren't the eggmen.

[Physicist]

Suddenly, the convoy was attacked by an IUD.

[Libloather]

That's too damn funny. Thanks...

[RightWingAtheist]

A scene from the new hit Michael Palin Broadway show, Spermalot.

[Slings and Arrows]

For a landlocked city, Bogota sure has a lot of semen.

[martin_fierro]

This isn't gonna be pretty.

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . . . . . . .Abbey Road . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Happy Road

[Darksheare]

UNNNGH!

[Libloather]

What the heck is THAT? An oyster wearing a watch?

[Slings and Arrows]

Did I stune your beeber?

[colorado tanker]

"Every sperm is sacred!"

[Darksheare]

No, it was obliterated.

[martin_fierro]

Abbey Road . . . Happy Road

Please.

There's a vas deferens between the two.

[Thinkin' Gal]

What the heck is THAT?

If ya hafta ask, you might be watching too much tv.

[Fresh Wind]

What the heck is THAT? An oyster wearing a watch?

Close!

[al baby]

it used to be attached to Hillary

[Slings and Arrows]

Off-topic, but I have to post this somewhere...

I got another freepmail from Landry Fan:

Update on the Iraqi kitty I told you about. Under pressure from some folks :) Phil has decided to give the people what they want and is having a kitty naming contest. I bet a FReeper will win. What do you think?

http://landrys-life-blog.blogspot.com/2006/01/meow-from-iraq.html

Well, what do you think?

[Charles Henrickson]

Q: Why did the stupid sperm cross the road?

A: To get to the spermicide.

[Mr. Mulliner]

Remember the black guy in the sperm suit? "What am I doing here?"

[phantomworker]

UNNNGH! Another nice word! ;)

Ah oh! Don't think I am supposed to be on this thread:

(Parental Advisory Label Properly Applied!)

[Darksheare]

I think my mind is shattered.

[Libloather]

If ya hafta ask...

Fine. But would anyone's biological clock really hafta involve a second hand? (The guys have enough pressure on them already, believe me...)

[zzen01]

O "come" on! HE HE!

[Vision]

a councilman's proposal that people 14 and older must carry a condom at all times to reduce unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases

Sounds like a great place

[phantomworker]

I think my mind is shattered.

Was that the sound I just heard!

[Darksheare]

I think so.

[mad_as_he$$]

lol "What am I doing here?"

[phantomworker]

There is superglue...

[maggief]

[orionblamblam]

[Othniel]

Gives new meaning to the word "SMEGHEAD."

Rimmer and Lister PING!