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Posted on 01/17/2006 1:22:45 PM PST by vrwc0915
Doctors seek kitchen knife ban EDWARD BLACK
Key points Doctors claim long kitchen knives serve no purpose except as weapons 55 out of 108 homicide victims in Scotland were stabbed last year Police superintendents say a ban would be difficult to enforce
Key quote "Many assaults are impulsive, often triggered by alcohol or misuse of other drugs, and the long pointed kitchen knife is an easily available, potentially lethal weapon, particularly in the domestic setting" - Dr Emma Hern, writing in British Medical Journal
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I've always said to liberal women who want "assault weapon" bans to remove their "assault knives" from the reach of children in their kitchen.
When kitchen knives are outlawed, only outlaws will make dinner.
Story in full LONG, pointed kitchen knives should be banned as part of a concerted effort to reduce the terrible injuries and deaths caused by stabbing attacks, doctors warned today. Accident and emergency medics claim the knives serve no useful purpose in the kitchen but are proving deadly on the streets of Britain, with the doctors claiming the knives are used in as many as half of all stabbings. The doctors claimed they had consulted leading chefs who said the knives were not needed for cooking - a claim disputed by chefs contacted by The Scotsman. Latest figures from the Scottish Executive show that in 2003, 55 of 108 homicide victims were stabbed by a sharp instrument - often a kitchen knife. Writing in the British Medical Journal, specialist registrar Dr Emma Hern and emergency medicine consultant Dr Mike Beckett said a short pointed knife may cause a substantial superficial wound if used in an assault, but is unlikely to penetrate to inner organs. However, a pointed long blade pierces the body like "cutting into a ripe melon". Internal organs can be heavily damaged, causing serious injury or death. The doctors said long knives with blunt ends - such as bread knives - would do far less damage. Dr Hern said: "Many assaults are impulsive, often triggered by alcohol or misuse of other drugs, and the long pointed kitchen knife is an easily available, potentially lethal weapon, particularly in the domestic setting. Government action to ban the sale of such knives would drastically reduce their availability over the course of a few years." Scotland's most respected pathologist, Professor Anthony Busuttil, said: "All the statistics show that for the last 15 years, victims of stabbings, whether fatal or seriously injured, are caused by kitchen knives such as steak knives rather than knives bought specially for the purpose." Restaurateurs and chefs reacted angrily to suggestions of banning kitchen knives. Malcolm Duck, chairman of the Edinburgh Restaurateurs Association, said: "Kitchen knives are designed for a purpose. It would be like asking a surgeon to perform an operation with a bread knife instead of a scalpel. Anything in the house like a cricket bat could be used as weapon in the hands of an idiot." Chief Superintendent Tom Buchan, president of the Association of Scottish Police Superintendents, said although a ban on sharp, pointed kitchen knives would be welcome, it could be difficult to enforce.
What morons. Don't they realize that the knifings were caused by gun bans? A knife ban would be a horrible thing! Imagine all the bludgeonings it would cause!
I guess a carved turkey would be circumstantial evidence.
Ban The Club!
Well then they could just ban all blunt objects that could be used as a weapon
Then they'll have to ban hammers and cricket bats.
They just need to register them and then everyting will be A-OK
Ali G Dangerous Weapons.
Ali G is making fun of a police officer, in a good way.
EXPLICIT LANGUAGE WARNING.
Maybe they should just cut off everyone's hands as a precaution.
This is from the Onion, right ?
I wish it was check the source URL
What does this doctor use to eat meat? I use a knife.
If cricket bats are outlawed only crickets will have bats. BTW, has any one seen the size of the crickets thy have over there?
Found this on the same site:
It's all about the 'knife culture', sounds like they are already following the same template used to ban guns.
I use my mouth.
Unfortunately not. The UK is sinking rapidly into the world of Clockwork Orange, which will lead to a Leftist Totalitarian State.
Have they any idea of how easy it is to make a perfectly good stabbing instrument out of many common household items?
I am pretty sure that the pee pee pants behind this don't eat meat at least in the traditional sense
To be followed by:
CHEFS SEEK HOSPITAL KNIFE BAN
Wonder how he'll carve a turkey or slice a ham?
You need LONG SHARP KNIVES for THAT.
I guess these medics have never had to chop vegetables for a big meal.
Personally, I would be lost in the kitchen without a good, heavy, pointed chef's knife.
Pretty old news: article's dated Fri, 27 May 2005.
Why not just cut to the chase and declare that all of Britain must be constructed and furnished by Playskool and Little Tikes, with generous amounts of foam padding on everything.
Here ya go, Britain! Nothing here with which to harm anyone!
They can have my Ginsu knives when they pry them from my cold dead fingers!
But wait! There's more!
This is actually not new. Sometime between 6 months and a year ago the movement to ban kitchen knives started.
A few years ago in Massachusetts a man was killed by a crossbow arrow in a road rage incident and sure as the sun comes up in the morning some liberal tried to ban crossbows.
This also gives a whole new threat to "put a fork in it."
This is, amazingly, a completely true story. The once proud Scottish people have been reduced to socialist moron sheep.
Stick and stones can break.... I wonder how they'll ban rocks? Maybe we'll all move to outer space. No that won't do, the rock are even bigger. The desert?
Why not just make "alcohol or misuse of other drugs" illegal?
I mean, the knight himself carried a 5+ foot Claymore.
You're right. Take away every instrument capable of killing and a killer would use his hands to strangle. If this keeps up the whole world is going to end up in a strait
These idiots have never cooked anything more complicated than a microwave dinner. Probably don't know what a whole onion looks like.
This proves liberalism is a mental disease.
They're sniffing glue over there, aren't they?
I think an attempt to ban alcohol in Scotland is about the only thing that would really get the population pissed off and in rebellion mood.
You can't make this stuff up can you? Exactly how long or short a knife does it take to fatally stab someone? Is it just the point of a knife or the slicing part?
There is probably no end to things that can be used as weapons to kill people if you're that determined to off somebody. How about a sharpened rock lashed to a tree limb? Gonna stop all those? Pick up all the rocks, cut down all the trees?
Aw, they've got plenty of new Muslim friends around to wear the kilts in the Scottish family. ;)
"Latest figures from the Scottish Executive show that in 2003, 55 of 108 homicide victims were stabbed by a sharp instrument - often a kitchen knife. "
Here is where I quit reading this mindless drivel. Any question as to why? I want to know what the other 48 homicide victims were STABBED with that was not a "sharp instrument." How many people die from a stab wound inflicted by a BLUNT object? See, this is called a beating not a stabbing.
This is a joke, right. Something from 'The Onion' or a comparable site.
Remember where we are talking about. They are still boiling everything and the microwave hasn't made it there yet.
This HAS to be a joke.
Please, tell me it's a joke . . .
"Doctors claim long kitchen knives serve no purpose except as weapons"
What a bunch of morons! I use a 10" chef's knife for almost all my kitchen cutting chores, from the heaviest cutting job to peeling a carrot. It's razor sharp (I could literally shave with it). It's my food processor.
About the only thing I don't use it for is filetting fish, although I could if necessary.
All my other knives pretty much just sit.
Then they might as well ban ice picks, long forks, pens, pencils, and anything else that a person in a fit of rage would use to attack another person. Rocks too.
These idiots need to resinstate the death penalty and kill the killers, quickly and send the messagte that it is the behavior that must end, and not the tool. Typical leftist, socialist outcomes to their foolish stances and p[olicies.
Fortunately it will take them some time to get around to banning rubber chickens.