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"Hey, can I have those medals? I lost mine."
"Do you know who I am?
"Say, you didn't pick those ribbons up off the White House lawn?
"Hey, did I mention that I served in Viet Nam?"
See the scar on my finger?? That's what got me my first Purple Heart!
Those are nice alright, but they're not as pretty as my three purple hearts. Hey, did I mention I have three purple hearts
You really should consider Botox...by the way, did I tell you my story about Genghis Khan?
"Marine to Kerry "No Sir, that is definitely NOT the finger we use when we think of you."