Posted on 01/19/2006 4:09:34 PM PST by Mrs. Don-o
Don't forget divorcees and adulterers!
"Female adolescent to mothers: "Mommies? I've got a real nice boyfriend! What should I do?" Mommies: "How the hell should we know!"
Or rather:
Mommies; "AAAAaaauuuuggghhh! Oh, No! We've feared this day, and now it is upon us. Quick, get the poor, confused thing to the holistic health center for some rug-munch counseling."
But then again, no. By the time such a girl would be old enough to have a boyfriend, she'd have been seduced by "mommies' friends" and traumatized into SSAD anyway.
It's a good thing I decided to read one more post before taking a drink. Otherwise, you would have ruined my keyboard...
We allow divorce to be too prevalent and our nation is shamelessly lax on dealing with those who commit adultery to our own destruction.
This is a short list - of our national sins. Our creator will someday correct us and usher in the Kingdom of God.
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