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Michael Moore Statement on Canadian Election
michaelmoore.com ^ | 1/20/06 | michael moore

Posted on 01/20/2006 7:37:06 AM PST by Dane

Michael Moore Statement on Canadian Election Friday, January 20th, 2006

Michael Moore is currently in production on his next movie. As an avid lover of all things Canadian, he has issued the following statement regarding Canada's upcoming election on Monday:

Oh, Canada -- you're not really going to elect a Conservative majority on Monday, are you? That's a joke, right? I know you have a great sense of humor, and certainly a well-developed sense of irony, but this is no longer funny. Maybe it's a new form of Canadian irony -- reverse irony! OK, now I get it.


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Moderators, it's your discretion to move this to the bloggers section, but this is a redux of the (UK)Guardian campaign in 04 to convince voters in Ohio to vote for kerry, which blew up in their faces bigtime.
1 posted on 01/20/2006 7:37:07 AM PST by Dane
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To: Dane

Hey Mike, consider it payback for "Canadian Bacon."


2 posted on 01/20/2006 7:39:09 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Dane
OK, now I get it.

I doubt that....You don't "get" anything that's not in a Ding-Dong wrapper, Fattycakes.

3 posted on 01/20/2006 7:39:34 AM PST by Psycho_Bunny (Base. All Yours = Mine.)
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To: Dane

"As an avid lover of all things Canadian, he has issued the following statement..."

...I would like to know where I could buy a trainload of your famous bacon?


4 posted on 01/20/2006 7:39:42 AM PST by WorkingClassFilth (The problem with being a 'big tent' Party is that the clowns are seated with the paying customers.)
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To: Dane
HA! Mikey. Your one of the reasons the conservative movement is expanding. Keep up the good work.
5 posted on 01/20/2006 7:41:37 AM PST by kempo
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To: Dane

I missed the memo about actually caring what this guy says.

His relevancy was sold on Ebay, wasn't it?


6 posted on 01/20/2006 7:41:44 AM PST by TheRobb7 (The American Spirit does not require a federal subsidy.)
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To: TheRobb7
His relevancy was sold on Ebay, wasn't it?

::chortle::

7 posted on 01/20/2006 7:42:30 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: WorkingClassFilth

He IS Canadian Bacon......


8 posted on 01/20/2006 7:45:33 AM PST by Red Badger (LUKE 22:36 JESUS: "........and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one."........)
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To: Red Badger

Nah. Canadian bacon is way leaner.


9 posted on 01/20/2006 7:47:18 AM PST by WorkingClassFilth (The problem with being a 'big tent' Party is that the clowns are seated with the paying customers.)
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To: TheRobb7
I missed the memo about actually caring what this guy says

No memo was put out, just showing his pathetic display at trying to be relevant(ala the UK Guardian, during the 04 US Presidential election).

10 posted on 01/20/2006 7:48:21 AM PST by Dane ( anyone who believes hillary would do something to stop illegal immigration is believing gibberish)
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To: Dane

I won't be surprised that many people in particularly Ontario and Quebec would listen to him. My prediction Liberals are re-elected on Monday.


11 posted on 01/20/2006 7:48:25 AM PST by youngtory (Kick the Red Tories out of the Conservative Party!)
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To: TheRobb7
His relevancy was sold on Ebay, wasn't it?

You are correct.

I believe it was bought by a large garden supply wholesaler.

To be sold as a certified organic fertilizer.

12 posted on 01/20/2006 7:48:33 AM PST by Pontiac (Ignorance of the law is no excuse, ignorance of your rights can be fatal.)
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To: Dane

Once again Moore plays his tired old six degree of separation game on how to blame Bush for everything. Come up with some new stuff dude, you're like stale bread that didn't taste good in the first place.


13 posted on 01/20/2006 7:50:17 AM PST by Sax
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To: WorkingClassFilth

Why anybody prints spew by this POS is beyond me.


14 posted on 01/20/2006 7:50:20 AM PST by newcthem
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To: youngtory
I won't be surprised that many people in particularly Ontario and Quebec would listen to him. My prediction Liberals are re-elected on Monday.

All of us will see on Jan. 23rd, but for lardbutt to put this out, it must mean his liberal party cronies are running scared, IMO.

15 posted on 01/20/2006 7:52:03 AM PST by Dane ( anyone who believes hillary would do something to stop illegal immigration is believing gibberish)
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To: Dane
guess the reason he makes films in canada has nothing to do with "the small guy" unions in the US eh?
16 posted on 01/20/2006 7:53:17 AM PST by Doogle (USAF...8thAF...4077th TFW...408th MMS...Ubon Thailand..."69"..Night Line Delivery,AMMO)
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To: newcthem

"Why anybody prints spew by this POS is beyond me."

Because many in the MSM agree with him and can use him as a blind for their agenda. I sympathize with you, though. I read his crap and I keep wanting to flush.


17 posted on 01/20/2006 7:54:02 AM PST by WorkingClassFilth (The problem with being a 'big tent' Party is that the clowns are seated with the paying customers.)
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To: Dane

If Canada goes majority conservative, where are the leftists in this country going to flee to?


18 posted on 01/20/2006 7:54:27 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: WorkingClassFilth

Good point, then he'd make a ton of pork rinds.........


19 posted on 01/20/2006 7:55:34 AM PST by Red Badger (LUKE 22:36 JESUS: "........and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one."........)
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To: The_Victor
If Canada goes majority conservative, where are the leftists in this country going to flee to?

France, but to be serious the polls are all over the place on this Monday's election.

The Liberals in Canada are in full fear mongering screeching mode.

20 posted on 01/20/2006 7:57:05 AM PST by Dane ( anyone who believes hillary would do something to stop illegal immigration is believing gibberish)
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To: The_Victor

"where are the leftists in this country going to flee to?"

Paging Hugo Chavez......


21 posted on 01/20/2006 7:58:01 AM PST by TheRobb7 (The American Spirit does not require a federal subsidy.)
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To: Dane

"As an avid lover of all things Canadian, he has issued the following statement regarding Canada's upcoming election on Monday: " ...



That was a misprint. the correct way it should have been typed is:

"As and avid lover of all thing COMMUNIST, he has issued the Following statment ..."


Then, a very loud belch.


22 posted on 01/20/2006 7:58:39 AM PST by Mr. Jazzy (VPD of PFC Smoothguy242, USMC, somewhere in Afghanistan)
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To: Dane

...If he only had a brain....


23 posted on 01/20/2006 8:00:43 AM PST by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys-Reagan and Bush)
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To: Dane

Nothing like have some foreign fat know-it-all tell you how to govern your country. The man's arrogance knows no bounds.


24 posted on 01/20/2006 8:06:32 AM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Dane
France, but to be serious the polls are all over the place on this Monday's election.

Just MHO, but when the MSM polls don't show a landslide for the left, it's going to be a good day for the conservatives.

25 posted on 01/20/2006 8:06:38 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Dane

I'm just happy he never moved here. Monsewer Moore gave the people of Canada a compelling reason to vote conservative - to keep his fat butt out of our country!


26 posted on 01/20/2006 8:08:36 AM PST by timsbella (Mark Steyn for Prime Minister of Canada!)
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To: Dane

And in other news, a strong, northerly wind blew today as all of Canada yawned...


27 posted on 01/20/2006 8:10:03 AM PST by LIConFem (A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
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To: timsbella

"Monsewer"....I love it...rotflol


28 posted on 01/20/2006 8:11:13 AM PST by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys-Reagan and Bush)
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To: newcthem
Why anybody prints spew by this POS is beyond me.

Look at the source -- it's from Moore's personal web site. Not even the left-wing media establishments are running his stuff.

29 posted on 01/20/2006 8:12:06 AM PST by kevkrom (How do you discredit someone with no credibility?)
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To: Dane

He is going to move his production company to France if the Conservatives win?


30 posted on 01/20/2006 8:12:59 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: 'Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake But Accurate, Experts Say.')
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To: Dane

Why doesn't this fat lardass just shut up?


31 posted on 01/20/2006 8:15:38 AM PST by popdonnelly
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To: popdonnelly

LOL


32 posted on 01/20/2006 8:18:41 AM PST by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys-Reagan and Bush)
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To: dfwgator

Canadian Bacon. That movie is truely horrid. I believe he wrote, directed, and produced that turkey, and it shows.


33 posted on 01/20/2006 8:19:45 AM PST by jblair
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To: jblair

There was one mildly amusing scene in the movie, when the Americans got pulled over by the Mountie for having anti-Canadian slogans spraypainted on their car, because they weren't also written in French.


34 posted on 01/20/2006 8:21:29 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Doogle

Lots of films are shot in Canada - production costs are much cheaper. However, I do get tired of seeing British Columbian old growth forests and Simon Fraser University in most of the SG-1 episodes.


35 posted on 01/20/2006 8:22:30 AM PST by doc30 (Democrats are to morals what and Etch-A-Sketch is to Art.)
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To: doc30

Oh, come on. Ain't it fun to see TO's city hall as part of the Klingon empire?

We do have little pointy heads up here sometimes.


36 posted on 01/20/2006 8:30:17 AM PST by timsbella (Mark Steyn for Prime Minister of Canada!)
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To: Psycho_Bunny

Have you seen this video of Michael Moore in a farting contest?

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/playVideo.asp?id=1010

Maybe it is old to all of you but I just saw it.


37 posted on 01/20/2006 8:41:49 AM PST by Kay
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To: Dane

Suck a lemon you loathsome swine.


38 posted on 01/20/2006 8:48:36 AM PST by jmaroneps37 (We will never murtha to the terrorists. Bring home the troops means bring home the war.)
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To: Dane
If the conservatives win, will secession rear its head again?
39 posted on 01/20/2006 8:53:17 AM PST by FreedomFarmer (Beyond the sidewalks, past the pavement, in the real America.)
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MM should consider becoming a Canadian citizen and vote there


40 posted on 01/20/2006 8:56:51 AM PST by 4rcane
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To: Dane

After this, anyone whos says Michael Moore was equally hard on Clinton for the Serbia bombing is full of crap.


41 posted on 01/20/2006 9:32:15 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: jmaroneps37; fanfan; Pikamax; Former Proud Canadian; Great Dane; Alberta's Child; headsonpikes; ...
It's typical of the leftist hypocrisy found everywhere that Canada's socialists habitually welcome this fat, lying blowhard with open arms but just let any even vaguely right-of-center American so much as take a fleeting glance North of the border and ....

The essence of being a liberal:
“The absolute conviction that there is one set of rules for you, and another, completely different set of rules for everyone else.” ~ Ann Coulter

... who also knowingly & appropriately wrote:
"Free speech is a one-way ratchet for traitors!"

42 posted on 01/20/2006 10:29:11 AM PST by GMMAC (paraphrasing Parrish: "damned Liberals, I hate those bastards!")
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To: Dane

That is until France goes conservative as well.


43 posted on 01/20/2006 10:32:22 AM PST by Heartofsong83
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To: doc30

And Andromeda.


44 posted on 01/20/2006 10:37:30 AM PST by Talking_Mouse (Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Dane

This fat, smarmy condescending piece of excrement needs to shut his fat cakehole.


45 posted on 01/20/2006 10:40:54 AM PST by Ashamed Canadian (America - please invade us now!!)
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To: dfwgator
What amazes me is that Michael Moore makes films that are transparently propagandistic, makes assertions that the average high school student should see through, yet the Canadian left seem to see him as a some kind of god. Canadians are obviously suffering from a diminished IQ if they allow themselves to be influenced by Moore.
46 posted on 01/20/2006 3:16:21 PM PST by Fair Go
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To: youngtory

Wouldn't re-election of the Liberals mean the end of the Canadian federation?


47 posted on 01/20/2006 3:18:09 PM PST by Fair Go
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To: The_Victor

How about North Korea? There is a leftist regime there.


48 posted on 01/20/2006 3:20:02 PM PST by Fair Go
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To: Dane

MIke should stick to lying about his ownership of stocks, especially HALLLIBURTON and to deserting Flint MI, once he got rich off them.


49 posted on 01/20/2006 3:24:27 PM PST by jw777
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To: TheRobb7
His relevancy was sold on Ebay, wasn't it?



No, nobody would come up with the 2 cent minimum bid.
50 posted on 01/20/2006 3:27:01 PM PST by John D
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