Skip to comments.Birth Anniversary of Leader Kim Jong Il
Posted on 02/05/2006 9:48:55 AM PST by mkjessup
From: Korean Friendship Association/Corey Kobernik Sent: Sunday, February 5, 2006 1:54 PM Subject: Birth Anniversary of Leader KIM JONG IL
The 64th anniversary of the birth of Leader Kim Jong Il takes place on the 16th of February. This is a very joyous holiday in which the Korean people celebrate in a myriad of ways. People all around the world will be involved in marking the occasion as well through various activities including sending their own personal congratulatory greetings. We highly encourage you to avail yourself of this opportunity to honor Leader Kim Jong Il on his birth anniversary.
Please send your greetings to us at:
by the 15th of February and we will forward them directly to Leader Kim Jong Il and the Korean people in Pyongyang. Please note that this temprorary e-mail address is to be used for greetings to Leader Kim Jong Il ONLY. This is due to the technical difficulties we are having with the Korea-DPR.com server e-mail. Please DO NOT send e-mail to our official e-mail addresses for the time being since we are unable to receive or reply to any e-mail right now. We hope to have this problem resolved shortly. We will inform you as soon as our e-mail is operational again. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and appreciate your patience.
We also remind you at this time of an upcoming celebration that you can take part in with the Korean people in the DPRK! Our delegation for the Day of the Sun (Birth anniversary of Eternal President Kim Il Sung) is fast approaching. The delegation is from the 7th of April to the 18th of April. The deadline for pre-inscription and payment of the 300 Euro booking fee is the 15th of February. For further information on this and other delegations to the DPRK please visit:
Corey Kobernik KFA Intel Communications Secretary
"I`m so ronery"
Sorry Kim....I done flushed your present a couple hours ago.
Ohhh...haro Hans Brix!
Hey! This is great! My chocolate lab/Staffordshire terror has been making birthday presents for him for the last couple months!
Reminds me of those old Hogan's Heroes episodes when they would use Hitler's birthday to throw a party to cover blowing up a train, etc. Perhaps NK would be parading a nuke as part of the celebration and ... ooops!
Screw the Super Bowl...this is a reason for a PARTY!
Yay! Extra rations of water and dirt for everyone!
In '68 or '69 I was on my way to a DMZ marker with a cupcake and a candle to "celebrate" the old man's birthday by lighting the candle and blowing away the first NKPA dude to show up. Unfortunately, the People's Psychotic Republic of Korea chose that night to shoot down a U.S aircraft, so insteasd of "Happy Birthday to Yu", me and the boys spent the night on the highest hill in our sector, waiting for further shenanigans from the Hasppy Hanghuks.
"Hoppy buh-day to meee! "
Birthday card is to read as follows:
It is with heart felt respect and appreciation that the people of the United States of America send our greetings and this gift of great value.
We have wronged you for many years and ask for your forgiveness.
This gift is a token of our sincere desire to join your many admirers in wishing you a Happy Birthday.
May it be one of the "brightest" days of your life.
(May I recommend the non-nuclear candles for your cake?)
Can I send him a ceremonial sepaku blade, with gold and rubies inlaid on the hilt, complete with fast acting poison and instructions and diagrams on how to use it? I'll put a pretty red bow on the box too. :)
"...Go, go, go, go, go,
"Go, shawty, ish ya birfday,
"We gon' pawty like ish ya birfday,
"We gon' sip soju like ish ya birfday..."
Read, "The Aquariums of Pyoumyang"..! EXCELLENT...!
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