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Birth Anniversary of Leader Kim Jong Il
http://www.korea-dpr.com ^ | Sun Feb 6, 2006 | Corey Kobernik

Posted on 02/05/2006 9:48:55 AM PST by mkjessup

From: Korean Friendship Association/Corey Kobernik Sent: Sunday, February 5, 2006 1:54 PM Subject: Birth Anniversary of Leader KIM JONG IL

Dear Friends,

The 64th anniversary of the birth of Leader Kim Jong Il takes place on the 16th of February. This is a very joyous holiday in which the Korean people celebrate in a myriad of ways. People all around the world will be involved in marking the occasion as well through various activities including sending their own personal congratulatory greetings. We highly encourage you to avail yourself of this opportunity to honor Leader Kim Jong Il on his birth anniversary.

Please send your greetings to us at:

Korea-DPR@hotmail.com

by the 15th of February and we will forward them directly to Leader Kim Jong Il and the Korean people in Pyongyang. Please note that this temprorary e-mail address is to be used for greetings to Leader Kim Jong Il ONLY. This is due to the technical difficulties we are having with the Korea-DPR.com server e-mail. Please DO NOT send e-mail to our official e-mail addresses for the time being since we are unable to receive or reply to any e-mail right now. We hope to have this problem resolved shortly. We will inform you as soon as our e-mail is operational again. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and appreciate your patience.

We also remind you at this time of an upcoming celebration that you can take part in with the Korean people in the DPRK! Our delegation for the Day of the Sun (Birth anniversary of Eternal President Kim Il Sung) is fast approaching. The delegation is from the 7th of April to the 18th of April. The deadline for pre-inscription and payment of the 300 Euro booking fee is the 15th of February. For further information on this and other delegations to the DPRK please visit:

http://www.korea-dpr.com/travel.

Best regards,

Corey Kobernik KFA Inte’l Communications Secretary


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[Cue Mickey Mouse voice]: Hey there boys and girls! Here's your BIG CHANCE to send an appropriate birthday greeting to that little guy with bad hair in Pyongyang who has bad karma out the ying-yang! You have until February 15th, everybody neat and pretty? ("NEAT AND PRETTY"), then ON with the SHOW!
1 posted on 02/05/2006 9:48:58 AM PST by mkjessup
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To: mkjessup


"I`m so ronery"


2 posted on 02/05/2006 9:49:33 AM PST by Para-Ord.45
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To: mkjessup

so ronrey
3 posted on 02/05/2006 9:50:53 AM PST by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
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To: mkjessup

Sorry Kim....I done flushed your present a couple hours ago.


4 posted on 02/05/2006 9:53:20 AM PST by digger48
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To: mkjessup

Ohhh...haro Hans Brix!


5 posted on 02/05/2006 9:59:29 AM PST by BackInBlack ("The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice.")
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To: mkjessup

Hey! This is great! My chocolate lab/Staffordshire terror has been making birthday presents for him for the last couple months!


6 posted on 02/05/2006 10:05:41 AM PST by Tennessee_Bob ("Those who "abjure" violence can only do so because others are committing violence on their behalf.")
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To: mkjessup

Reminds me of those old Hogan's Heroes episodes when they would use Hitler's birthday to throw a party to cover blowing up a train, etc. Perhaps NK would be parading a nuke as part of the celebration and ... ooops!


7 posted on 02/05/2006 10:05:44 AM PST by NonValueAdded ("If I were a Cuban, I'd certainly be on a raft," Isane Aparicio Busto)
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To: digger48

LMAO!


8 posted on 02/05/2006 10:07:09 AM PST by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: humblegunner; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap

Screw the Super Bowl...this is a reason for a PARTY!


9 posted on 02/05/2006 10:07:12 AM PST by Allegra (You Won't Find the Meaning of Life in This Tagline....At Least Not Today.)
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To: ChadGore

10 posted on 02/05/2006 10:08:58 AM PST by Andy from Beaverton (I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats)
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To: mkjessup
This is a very joyous holiday in which the Korean people celebrate in a myriad of ways

Yay! Extra rations of water and dirt for everyone!

11 posted on 02/05/2006 10:15:52 AM PST by BfloGuy (It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we can expect . . .)
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When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a Valentine,
birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
If I built nukes, perhaps 1, 2 or 3
? would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
Hmm------mmm---mmmh.
You'll be older, too.
Aaah, and if you say the word,
I could play games with you.

I could be handy, mending a fuse,
when your lights have gone.
We can talk agreements by the fireside,
Sunday mornings, go for a ride.
Digging a tunnel, eating some weeds
who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
when I'm sixty four?

If talks fail we can rent a bunker on the Yellow Sea
if it's not too dear.
We shall scrimp and save.
Ah, satellites traveling overhead,
Perhaps we shall salute and wave!

Send me a postcard, drop me a line
stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you mean to say,
yours sincerely, "glowing away".
Give me your answer, fill in a form,
mine forever more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
when I'm sixty four?
12 posted on 02/05/2006 10:16:39 AM PST by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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In '68 or '69 I was on my way to a DMZ marker with a cupcake and a candle to "celebrate" the old man's birthday by lighting the candle and blowing away the first NKPA dude to show up. Unfortunately, the People's Psychotic Republic of Korea chose that night to shoot down a U.S aircraft, so insteasd of "Happy Birthday to Yu", me and the boys spent the night on the highest hill in our sector, waiting for further shenanigans from the Hasppy Hanghuks.


13 posted on 02/05/2006 10:44:15 AM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: mkjessup

"Hoppy buh-day to meee! "


14 posted on 02/05/2006 10:47:21 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: mkjessup
Lets send him a BOOBY-TRAPPED SUITCASE NUKE as a birthday gift.

Birthday card is to read as follows:

Dear Leader,

It is with heart felt respect and appreciation that the people of the United States of America send our greetings and this gift of great value.

We have wronged you for many years and ask for your forgiveness.

This gift is a token of our sincere desire to join your many admirers in wishing you a Happy Birthday.

May it be one of the "brightest" days of your life.

15 posted on 02/05/2006 11:06:40 AM PST by DeaconNoGood
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To: mkjessup
Happy Birthday, Kim "Men Ta Li" Il!

(May I recommend the non-nuclear candles for your cake?)

16 posted on 02/05/2006 11:15:43 AM PST by Luke Skyfreeper
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To: mkjessup
Download the Google Earth software if you haven't already.

Go to P'yongyang.

Look at the 12 lane highway with a dozen cars on it, streets empty...

Sad.
17 posted on 02/05/2006 11:20:34 AM PST by kingu (Liberalism: The art of sticking your fingers in your ears and going NANANANA..)
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To: mkjessup

Can I send him a ceremonial sepaku blade, with gold and rubies inlaid on the hilt, complete with fast acting poison and instructions and diagrams on how to use it? I'll put a pretty red bow on the box too. :)


18 posted on 02/05/2006 11:22:20 AM PST by TexasPatriot8 (Vote Republican. A conservative America, for a better future.)
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To: mkjessup

"...Go, go, go, go, go,
"Go, shawty, ish ya birfday,
"We gon' pawty like ish ya birfday,
"We gon' sip soju like ish ya birfday..."

19 posted on 02/05/2006 11:30:01 AM PST by RichInOC ("Lich, Lich, you're bleaking my barrs....")
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To: mkjessup

Read, "The Aquariums of Pyoumyang"..! EXCELLENT...!


20 posted on 02/05/2006 12:27:22 PM PST by gaijin
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