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Don't mess with Texas (unless it's a loudmouth on a cellphone in a movie theater -- then you have my permission to go ahead and mess with them).
1 posted on 02/11/2006 9:06:01 PM PST by FreedomCalls
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To: FreedomCalls

"Pauline Clayton was enjoying a matinee screening of Brokeback Mountain in a Texas cinema when her day suddenly turned ugly."


hahahahah hahahahaha best line in an article in a long time


2 posted on 02/11/2006 9:09:21 PM PST by minus_273
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To: FreedomCalls

You are so fortunate.

The lady you described was a "civilized Texas Lady".

You would be pushing up daisies by now if she was just an ordinary Texan.


3 posted on 02/11/2006 9:11:05 PM PST by CBart95
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To: FreedomCalls

Brokeback Mtn playing to sold out theaters in texas. Color me surprised. Maybe Texas will be known in the next decade as the "gay state"?


4 posted on 02/11/2006 9:11:08 PM PST by Windsong (Jesus Saves, but Buddha makes incremental backups)
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To: FreedomCalls

Katrina refugee?


5 posted on 02/11/2006 9:12:42 PM PST by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: FreedomCalls

bump


6 posted on 02/11/2006 9:12:56 PM PST by lowbridge (I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
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To: FreedomCalls
I have no problem with burning millions of radical muslims at the stake. We'll just need more matches.

Oh, where is the mini-EMP generator when you need it?

Either that, or a transmitter to squirt a good, loud pig squeal onto her ear.

No need to illegally block signals, if you are properly armed for the job.

7 posted on 02/11/2006 9:12:58 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Mad-Mo! Allah bin Satan commands ye: Bow to him 5 times/day: Head down, @ss-up, and fart at Heaven!)
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To: FreedomCalls

This is why I watch movies at home.
(I will be sure to pick something better than brokeback mountain, too, by the way)


8 posted on 02/11/2006 9:13:06 PM PST by Peace Is Coming
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To: FreedomCalls

Not to give away too much of the movie but the guy gets it in the end


9 posted on 02/11/2006 9:14:48 PM PST by woofie
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To: FreedomCalls
Another reason why I don't go to movie theaters.

The previews tell you a million times to turn off your cell phones or put it in "silent" mode. If you're going to sit in a theater for two hours can't you tell your friends ahead of time this?

Waiting for the "I have a right to carry a cell phone anywhere because I'm a doctor or nurse on call" crowd to chime in.

11 posted on 02/11/2006 9:16:16 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Tagline removed by Moderator)
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To: FreedomCalls
She said the police took her to the food bar and explained that
the woman had accused Ms Clayton of "invading her private space".
The woman had made a complaint of assault because Ms Clayton had touched her.


Thank goodness progressive films like "Brokeback Mountain" are
spreading love, peace and tolerance.
(snicker...)
12 posted on 02/11/2006 9:16:19 PM PST by VOA
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Who knew that they were showing BBM in Webster? These two women must have been the only people in the theater.


16 posted on 02/11/2006 9:19:09 PM PST by anymouse
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To: FreedomCalls
Don't mess with Texas

Webster cops used to use their flashlights for "encouragement"...

Times change...

Friendswood, Clear Lake, Clear Creek, Pearland, Alvin - they wouldn't put up with a lot of foolishness...

Old days, I guess.

17 posted on 02/11/2006 9:19:27 PM PST by Who dat?
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My buddy (a bodybuilder of over 275 lbs) and a couple of friends were at a movie and some punk kids were talking though a movie. He waived down an "usher" to ask them to stop talking. The "usher" was a pimple-faced 17 yr old who was shocked that a guy so huge would ask him to his job. The kid replied, "well I think you'd get better results."

Well, these are the results.
18 posted on 02/11/2006 9:19:31 PM PST by endthematrix (None dare call it ISLAMOFACISM!)
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Under what set of laws is "invading one's private space" illegal? Meanwhile, "creating a public disturbance" is, specifically, illegal. What's the issue?
20 posted on 02/11/2006 9:20:21 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Funny taglines are value plays.)
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Last time someone wouldn't quit talkin I knocked him out the swingin doors. He then drew his pistol but luckily I was a hair faster and shot the gun out of his hand. Then I grabbed my rope from the trunk of my car and strung him up from a tall pine tree. Then I went to the local whataburger to eat because they have free wifi.

-- 100% Texan till I die.


24 posted on 02/11/2006 9:24:09 PM PST by Ainast
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To: FreedomCalls

If your cell phone goes off in a theater, that should be automatic grounds for a lifetime expulsion from that theater.

And it ought to be legal to punch these people in the head.


25 posted on 02/11/2006 9:24:28 PM PST by Bubbatuck ("Hillary Clinton can kiss my ass" - Tim Robbins)
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To: FreedomCalls

No judge in Texas is going to fine this woman for telling a rude, loud mouth piece of trash to stop talking on a damn cell phone during a movie.


26 posted on 02/11/2006 9:25:02 PM PST by DeaconNoGood
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Not sure what would be worse...to be arrested for asking someone to STFU in a movie theater...or to have to admit that it happened while watching BrokeAss Mountain?


31 posted on 02/11/2006 9:28:14 PM PST by JRios1968 ("Cogito, ergo FReep": I think, therefore I FReep.)
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"She ignored me - I then leaned across and touched her with three or four fingers on the top of her arm."

Thats called assault.

32 posted on 02/11/2006 9:28:34 PM PST by Echo Talon
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With the help of an off-duty police officer who saw the fracas, she is hoping to escape with only a fine. [...] of up to $675.

What?

37 posted on 02/11/2006 9:33:20 PM PST by A. Pole (Evolution has demonstrated that the optimal IQ is the average IQ !)
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