Willie Nelson, Rainbow Connection.
I guess there were some clues.
Posted on 02/14/2006 6:55:06 PM PST by peyton randolph
The Hershey Highwayman.
ROFLMAO!!! I am in tears!!!
Any of those would do quite nicely, Kalashnikov Junior High School, I love it!
61. Ruh-roh.
Rumors, I said rumors, tell that Willie despite 4 marriages, is/tends to the dark side at times.
That might explain his desire to release an old song from the eighties, when the Homo stuff was still in it's infancy.MO
Hey Willie, I have a song for you.
The Gay Caballero
Oh I am a gay caballero
Going to Rio Janiero
With nice oily hair,
And full of hot air,
I'm an expert at shooting the bull-eo
I'll find me a fair senorita
Not thin and yet not too much meat-a.
I'll woo her a while
In my Argentine style
And sweep her right off of her feet-a
I'll tell her I'm of the nobilio
And live in a great big castillio.
I must have a miss
Who will long for a kiss
And not say "Oh don't be so silly-io.
It was at a gay cabaretta
While wining and dining I met her.
We had one or two
As other folks do.
The night was wet but we got wetter.
She was a dancer and singer
At me she kept pointing her finger
And saying to me
"Si, Senor, Si Si"
But I couldn't see a durn thing-er
She told me her name was Estrella.
She said, "stick around me, young fella
For mosquitos they bite
And they're awful tonight
And you smell just like citronella."
She told me that she was so lonely
So I climbed upon her balcony.
While under her spell
I heard someone yell
"Get away from here you big baloney."
I swore I would win this senorita
I woo'ed her on the sofita
Then her husband walked in
What he did was a sin.
I can still hear the birds sing "Tweet tweet-a"
Oh I am a sad caballero
Returning from Rio Janierio
Minus my hair,
With a bruise here and there,
And her husband he bit off my ear-o.
Essential (1995)
Me and Paul (didn't have to change)
Bloody Gary Morning
Darkness on the Face of the Sergio
My Own Peculiar Way (Didn't have to change)
I Gotta Get Drunk -and I will regret it
Hello Balls
Sweet Memories (Didn't have to change)
Night Life (Didn't have to change)
Waltz Across Castro
He Blew - The Party's Over
Once More With Feeling (Didn't have to change)
Phases, Stages, Circles, Cycles And Trannies
Just One Love (1996)
Just One Love (Didn't have to change)
Each Night at Nine (Didn't have to change)
This Cold War With You (Didn't have to change)
Better Left Forgotten (Didn't have to change)
It's a Sin (Didn't have to change)
Four Balls
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Pole)
I Just Slid In
Cold, Cold Fart
Boner-parte's Retreat
Eight More Miles to Poopyville
ROFL!
If you were on drugs as long as Willie, you wouldn't "make no sense neither."
Willie smoked off his last inhibition decades ago.
Willie smoked too much dope... moved on to pickles
Pudding in the lyrics?"
Pudding for brains in the 73 yr old pothead.
Just for variety, another article about Nelson coming out of the closet. The closet of the dark side.
He's a pickle smoker! lol
And somewhere from on high, Waylon Jennings is shaking his head, saying "Willie, you dumb ass, what the Hell is wrong with you boy?"
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