So you're probably wondering why I have this limp...
See, I meet Old Scratch and say "I'd sell my sole for the ability to be unbeatable on ice - figure skating, hockey, whatever I choose"...and he says "Sure, sign here," and so I do...and he starts laughing and laughing, so I challenge him to a face off on my frozen-over sidewalk, and he kicks my butt, and I say "You dirty welcher!" and he says "Hah...you didn't say what KIND of ice - you're only invincible on Ice VII, the kind we have in Hell!!" and I say "Well, I'm not a bad speller, you vomitous mass, I really did only offer you the bottom of my foot, like I said before..."
so now I limp.
Did you ever see "Crossroads"? One of the characters portrayed in the movie was played by Joe Satriani.
So I'm just curious, because frankly I think you should sue Joe Satriani for your disability.
posted on 02/25/2006 8:32:56 PM PST
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