Why America hates the D.C. media

Was the V.P. driving that Ferrari yesterday that wrecked out in California? Or was that Mr. Bush's fault? Inquiring minds don't want to know!

41 posted on 02/22/2006 8:44:37 AM PST by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)

Wouldn't you love to corner one of these smirking bastards in a parking lot, after they gave you all the justification in the world to defend yourself? Yanking your car door open and shoving a microphone in your face...

Dream the dream...

42 posted on 02/22/2006 8:49:30 AM PST by guitfiddlist (When the 'Rats break out switchblades, it's no time to invoke Robert's Rules.)

Hello Allegra, Zap Brannigan here. Everyone else is out at the moment, but do come in and have a drink so we can get acquainted. I've heard a lot about you... And I am sure you have heard a lot about me. Spaceman, Soldier, Statesman, Man About Town...

And friend to the Working Girl! Honestly Zap, get off my bed and out of my bedroom!

Hi Allegra, sorry about that. It has been a madhouse here every since #2 started hacking into the Slimes website and printing out their front pages... Well, I don't have to tell you about working hard.

If these guys here had to work as hard as we women... They drop dead of exhaustion!

You go, Girl!

You need any help over there, Allegra? I could use a change of scenery...

I could be of assistance in arranging you passage out of...

Thanks, but no thanks, Louie...

Are the guys you work with as big a jerks as these?

Whoa, Leela! We're not all jerks! Are we, Homer?

Homer? Homer?

Bad example, #2. Even I know Homer's a jerk... I'll tell you who is not a jerk. John Redcorn, that who.

Says good night, Dick...

Good night, Dick!

Good night, Dick.

Very interesting... But dumb. Very dumb!

43 posted on 02/22/2006 9:42:25 AM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often)

Scrum is a rugby term and it fits the activities of the WH press whores to a T

Thanks for the analogy for I agree with you that these White house press whores are pond scum in the food chain of life.

44 posted on 02/22/2006 9:45:50 AM PST by democrats_nightmare

Dictionary.com - Scrum: Chiefly British. A disordered or confused situation involving a number of people.

Or like a herd of swine at the trough? ;-)

45 posted on 02/22/2006 9:47:13 AM PST by democrats_nightmare

To: geezerwheezer

Was the V.P. driving that Ferrari yesterday that wrecked out in California?

I don't believe Cheney was driving it, but I can assure you he caused the wreck.

And then he shot the driver.

46 posted on 02/22/2006 9:53:08 AM PST by Allegra (Save the Mediterranean Fruitfly!)

Rumsfeld would be a good choice. But R. Lee Ermey would be entertaining as all get out.

I have a friend who bumps into him every now and again, I'll pass that along. :-)

47 posted on 02/22/2006 3:41:50 PM PST by Riley ("What color is the boathouse at Hereford?")

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