Skip to comments.Dick Morris: Look out, here comes Al (& Nixon’s ’68 Comeback Offers Clues for Gore)
Posted on 02/22/2006 5:46:58 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
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That's right! There were no hurricanes before "Earth in the Balance." Hey, does that mean that the hurricanes are Al's fault?
Well... Ah... One thing about age, okie... My jowls are now bigger and looser... so I can do my Nixon impersonation with more authenticity.
In a pig's eye, #2! Your rendition of me could not carry Rick Little's jockstrap! Now that I have made that perfectly clear... And that is a visual that will haunt me for years to come! ...Where was I?
Oh... yes... okie, my fellow American, the nation needs to know I was a victim of a great left wing conspiracy! And considering current events... If I should be condemned to hades to be forever up to my neck in boiling horse dung... I go willingly as I know when the time comes, I will be standing on Bill Clinton's shoulders... And he will be standing on Hillary's!
Don't think that these sound bites of his tirades will not be played a thousand times by the GOP if he gets he nod from the Dems. Also, the speech he made in Saudi Arabia a couple of weeks ago was despicable and, IMO, sealed his political fate for good.
Translation for the science-impaired: "Elect Al Gore! He'll quell the storms on the surface of the sun!"
I do believe the hurricanes are from a normal pattern, not from global warming.
Gore is such a loony.