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Jane Fonda Roast June 1st Atlanta Georgia Aquarium
The Georgia Campaign for Adolescent Pregnancy Prevention (G-CAPP) ^ | Feb. 24, 2006 | G-CAPP

Posted on 02/24/2006 9:07:56 AM PST by Broker

2006 Celebrity Roast Information Jane. Well Done.

A Celebrity Roast of Jane Fonda to benefit G-CAPP

Thursday, June 1, 2006

7:00 pm

Georgia Aquarium

Atlanta, GA

Confirmed Roasters Include:

Eve Ensler, Carrie Fisher, Rosie O'Donnell

Debbie Reynolds, Wanda Sykes, Ted Turner

MC: Larry King

(Excerpt) Read more at gcapp.org ...


TOPICS: US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: 3somequeen; americahaters; americantraitor; americantraitorbitch; atlanta; bushhaters; duh; fonda; hag; hanoijane; hanoijaneonaspit; hollyweird; hollywoodleftists; janefonda; larryking; notfondajane; radicalleftists; roast; rosieodonnell; scumsucker; tobaccojuicetarget; traitor; treason; urinaltarget; vietnam
http://www.gcapp.org/G-CAPP/premiere.htm
1 posted on 02/24/2006 9:07:58 AM PST by Broker
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To: Broker

BYON?

(bring your own napalm)


2 posted on 02/24/2006 9:09:37 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
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To: Broker

I'd love to put her on the spit myself!


3 posted on 02/24/2006 9:10:27 AM PST by conservativewasp (Liberals lie for sport and hate our country.)
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To: Broker
Oh, that kind of 'roast'.

Had my matches and kindling ready to go.

4 posted on 02/24/2006 9:12:38 AM PST by 11Bush
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To: conservativewasp

I'll be standing by with the Petroleum-jelly flamethrower. Just kidding


5 posted on 02/24/2006 9:13:00 AM PST by ExcursionGuy84 ("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
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To: Broker

I think that there are some Vietnamese folks who had to flee their country in 1975 who may have some choice and explicit words for her...


6 posted on 02/24/2006 9:13:07 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: conservativewasp

You mean she will not actually be roasted? Based on the title I had high hopes. I be quite a few patriotic Americans would have paid to see that.


7 posted on 02/24/2006 9:13:15 AM PST by winner3000
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To: RandallFlagg

Larry King would disappear in the first flame like a very dry old newspaper while JF probably still has enough noxious juice to let out a couple of whimpers. (It would be wrong to be an agent of such an act but fun to be a spectator!)


8 posted on 02/24/2006 9:13:40 AM PST by LK44-40
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To: Broker
This guys not on the list?

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9 posted on 02/24/2006 9:15:28 AM PST by b4its2late (Terrorists will either succeed in changing our way of life, or we will change theirs. - Rummy)
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To: Broker
Eve Ensler, Carrie Fisher, Rosie O'Donnell Debbie Reynolds, Wanda Sykes, Ted Turner

MC: Larry King

Yep, this collection of left-wing goofballs should really "roast" her alright.

10 posted on 02/24/2006 9:15:50 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Broker
Some roasters those are...

Someone invite the Swift Boat Vets. And if John McCain weren't running for President, I would like to see him all torqued up and ready to unload on Jane.

I'm sure a few Vietnam Vet FReepers would love to be on the dais as well.
11 posted on 02/24/2006 9:15:57 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Broker

ROFL .. man we need some sharp shooter comedians doing the roast to lay the vietnam/traitor stuff on the table ... too bad it will be controlled and all the jokes would probabaly be about her exercise videos.


12 posted on 02/24/2006 9:16:20 AM PST by Element187
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To: conservativewasp
I'd love to put her on the spit myself!

I'd love to put the spit on her. The real question is: Would she look better wearing Copenhagen or Skoal?

13 posted on 02/24/2006 9:17:06 AM PST by randog (What the....?!)
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To: Broker

just throw her in the shark tank and don't bother roasting her - they'll eat her raw.


14 posted on 02/24/2006 9:17:35 AM PST by camle (Keep your mind open and somebody will fill if full of something for you.)
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To: camle
You forgot the "professional courtesy" factor...
15 posted on 02/24/2006 9:19:57 AM PST by Jonah Hex ("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")
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To: Broker
I got the fire going...


16 posted on 02/24/2006 9:21:34 AM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: conservativewasp

Anybody talented enough to post some of these classic Jane glamor shots?

http://www.gcapp.org/G-CAPP/2005PremierePhotos.htm


17 posted on 02/24/2006 9:22:45 AM PST by Broker
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To: Broker
Every once in a while the winds carry the stench from the local sewage treatment facility over by where I work. This hippy love-in is probably going to smell worse.
18 posted on 02/24/2006 9:23:36 AM PST by manwiththehands (Fighting daily against the dominant CINO culture ... in Washington ... and on FR.)
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To: Broker

We need two volunteers to pick her up and throw her into the shark tank.


19 posted on 02/24/2006 9:24:53 AM PST by uncitizen
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To: randog

Day of Work, Beechnut or Redman work best in this case.


20 posted on 02/24/2006 9:25:00 AM PST by Broker (Splat)
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To: Broker

21 posted on 02/24/2006 9:25:10 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Broker

22 posted on 02/24/2006 9:26:24 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Broker
Glamour shots?  Baaah

Hanoi Jane and friends

 

23 posted on 02/24/2006 9:26:42 AM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Broker

Too bad they can't put some Piranhas in that "aquarium."


24 posted on 02/24/2006 9:27:34 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

There are more.. Thanks these are priceless images of her royal highnass.


25 posted on 02/24/2006 9:27:37 AM PST by Broker
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To: Broker

When this bitch dies, they won't need filler dirt to cover the coffin.
Enough of us will gladly crap on her grave to fill it up.


26 posted on 02/24/2006 9:27:47 AM PST by JoeSixPack1
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To: Incorrigible

27 posted on 02/24/2006 9:28:29 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Incorrigible

28 posted on 02/24/2006 9:31:58 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

bttt


29 posted on 02/24/2006 9:33:46 AM PST by get'emall (Harry Wittington is a tough guy.)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

30 posted on 02/24/2006 9:38:53 AM PST by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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To: Broker

Debbie Reynolds?!?! Say it ain't so!


31 posted on 02/24/2006 9:41:56 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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To: b4its2late

Flossing in public is really tacky.


32 posted on 02/24/2006 9:45:46 AM PST by FlyVet (Dems: if you're going to dance on a casket, please have the decency to close the lid first.)
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To: Broker

"May we come?"

33 posted on 02/24/2006 9:45:50 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I'd rather hunt with Cheney than drive with Kennedy." --fanfan)
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To: Slings and Arrows

$25,000 you can be a PATRON


34 posted on 02/24/2006 10:01:02 AM PST by Broker
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To: Broker; All

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With her backing Communism over Freedom for South Vietnam long ago
...JANE FONDA has already roasted millions of innocent once Free Vietnamese.


Bringing us in the end for all to see:

Pictures of a vietnamese Re-Education Camp

http://www.Freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1308949/posts


Bringing heavy tears of sororw to GOD's Eyes.

.


35 posted on 02/24/2006 10:04:14 AM PST by ALOHA RONNIE ("ALOHA RONNIE" Guyer/Veteran-"WE WERE SOLDIERS" Battle of IA DRANG-1965 http://www.lzxray.com)
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Attire: Black Pajamas


36 posted on 02/24/2006 10:05:57 AM PST by A.A. Cunningham
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To: Slings and Arrows

A Celebrity Roast of Jane Fonda to benefit G-CAPP
Corporate Sponsor Benefits
$100,000 Inferno
$75,000 Blaze
Celebrity Roast Benefits
Invitation for four (Company CEO, COO, CFO or President) to
Major Donor Reception with Jane Fonda & celebrity guests
Invitation for ten to Patron Party
Seating for twenty at Celebrity Roast, Dinner and Auction
Opportunity for Jane Fonda to speak about G-CAPP at
company event
Company name or logo featured on:
Event invitation and auction brochure
Event program and signage
Event publicity (logo placement, press release,
advertisements)
G-CAPP Web site with link to company site
G-CAPP Annual Report
Conference Benefits
Full page ad in conference program
Company table at Vision in Action Award Ceremony
Vision in Action Award presented by company representative
with Jane Fonda
Exhibit space at Conference Marketplace
Inclusion of company premiums/literature in conference tote
Company name or logo on G-CAPP Web site
2007 Advocacy Day &
Legislative Reception Benefits
Invitation for eight to Legislative Reception


37 posted on 02/24/2006 10:06:46 AM PST by Broker
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To: Broker
How do you roast a truly despicable person and make it funny?
38 posted on 02/24/2006 10:31:01 AM PST by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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To: Broker

"I'm ready for the Jane Fonda roast.
Where's she at?"

39 posted on 02/24/2006 10:34:15 AM PST by Mr. Brightside (I know what I like.)
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To: Broker

 


40 posted on 02/24/2006 10:36:48 AM PST by Fintan (See??? Sometimes I do read the articles.)
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To: Broker

Are they literally gonna roast the cow or is this . . . . . . . never mind. I found it.




RATS!!!


41 posted on 02/24/2006 10:55:12 AM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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