"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ARAB TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE JEW"

2/25/06

[Captainpaintball]

Unlike you and the hysterical Islamic masses, I personally believe in free speech.

Then I ask you to please believe in my right to say that when I see your screen name, I picture a completely flaccid, unimaginative dud with no sense of humor.

[NicknamedBob]

"... and then poor ol' Grampa got into the X-LAX package and ate it all up. That's what kilt him."

Gosh, I'm sorry I missed the funeral.

"Oh, you didn't. He's still out in the outhouse. We're waitin' for him to finish up."

[doug from upland]

I would rather tell a joke to 1000 people who don't understand English than to one Jorge.

[NicknamedBob]

Another golf joke:

A man is playing on the seventh hole, when his shot goes a little wild off the tee, and ends up directly in front of a small service building.

His wife suggests that she open the door on the other side, and the door on this side, so that he can hit the ball straight through the building.

He tries it. Unfortunately, he again misses the shot, striking his wife in the temple, and killing her instantly.


Three months later, in a supreme irony, he ends up in exactly the same position, this time with his best friend suggesting the opening of the doors.

He stares at the man with a furious intensity.

"No." He says, "I tried that three months ago, and I took a bogey on the hole."

[doug from upland]

A priest convinces a nun to join him on the golf course. On the third hole, he slices one into the lake and says, "Dammit, I missed." The nun is shocked and says she will not tolerate such language. He apologizes and says it won't happen again.

On the seventh hole, he goes over the green and into the trap. "Dammit, I missed," he exclaimed. The nun started to walk off the course, but the priest convinced her to stay, saying, "Sorry, I'll watch it. If it happens again, may I be struck by lightning." So she stays.

They are on the 15th hole. He tries to hook the ball around a tree that is in the way, but he hits the tree and the ball bounces back 40 yards. He screams out, "Dammit, I missed."

All of a sudden clouds start rolling in. It is getting dark and cold. It is starting to rain. A bolt of lightning comes down from the sky and ZAP! The nun is struck dead!

From up above, you hear a booming voice ---- DAMMIT, I MISSED.

[Mila]

Excellent!

[SJackson]

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[mcar]

perfect!
:)

[veronica]

:)

Good one!

[Lijahsbubbe]

PBUH bump

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

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[usmcobra]

Morticians always have the funniest jokes, bar none of any of the real occupations.

Humor gets them though the day the way no amount of booze ever could.

[Donald Meaker]

We have to recognize that terrorists are those who disregard the law of G-d and man. To celebrate their death is the only joy that a terrorist can give us.

Compare to most of us, the Funeral is to celebrate their life.

[freepatriot32]

you got me good on that one when i saw the headline i thought for sure it was the philly city democrat headquarters :-)

[calex59]

Get real. This is a joke, and if you can't laugh at death you are in sad shape. I would rather see ALL terrorists dead than see on single Christian or Jew killed by the muderous bast***ds. You are obviously sufferinf from more than depletion of humor, you are suffering from extreme self-righteous, holier than thou syndrome.

Grow up or return to DU, which ever suggestion fits.

[facedown]

LOL!!! BTTT

[G-dzilla]

Had to think about it for a full minute before I "got" it.

[F.J. Mitchell]

LOL! Hopefully a rib, Chief, rather than the end of your main spring.

[steveo]

arr arr arr....

[calex59]

You are obviously some kind of idiot, all of your comments reafirm the comment I made about you earlier, you are an uptight, parody of a Christian who apparently doesn't know the real meaning of the word.

I suspect you are a muslim and are pissed about the joke because it is about muslims and their intolerant attitude towards all other religions, which of course is all right. I strongly suspect you wouldn't have made a comment if the sign had turned out to be on a muslim establishment of some sort.