DNR seeks input on deer hunting (But You Know The New York Slimes)

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[Bender2]

DNR seeks input on deer hunting (But You Know The New York Slimes)
Realigning deer-hunting zones and expanding otter trapping are two topics the DNR wants to discuss with hunters at this year's public-input meetings Tuesday through March 9.

[Bender2]

While the DNR seeks input on deer hunting and the good thing about it, those libs at The New York Slimes are at it again...

Hot Off The Presses... EXTRA!

I have more New York Slimes Editions on my FR Homepage and my Archives Page

[Bender2]

It is with profound sadness The Slimes has to announce the passing of two greats...

Darren McGavin and Don Knotts...

Therefore, here are...

The Adventures of

Captain Grey Holden

And That Other Enterprise

Star Date? What crap! We're on the Riverboat Enterprise going down the Mighty Mississip and... There are some strange things happening...

Klingons my ass! I'll give 'em hot .50 caliber lead!

I don't care if you say you are a Captain... But you make one more pass at my honey, Kirk, and I'll cut you so fine they won't be able to gather up your carcass in a seine net!

And as we bring down the curtain, the scene jumps around 100 years into the future to a small North Carolina town...

I tell ya, Captain Kirk... If that space ship isn't moved from that fireplug by the time I load my gun... I'm going to blow your ass off!

And we now fly across the country to the wilds of Hollywood..

Let's just say... I'm not taking any chances with you, Mr. Spock!

And for Liz... In a galaxy far, far away...

Here's the Original Space Cowboy of All Times!

Bender... ...I am your father!

Wow, Dad... Now I know where I get my pretty legs and girlish figure!

Darren, Don and Vic... Your fans miss you, but you three will always be with us in your films and television series that were near and dear to out hearts...

Guys, may you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead!

[Bender2]

Here's something you never knew about about Vic...

For you...

See post 2

[phantomworker]

Splendid! Great tribute! Thanks!

[phantomworker]

Too cute with Bambi! LOL!!

[Bender2]

It is the least I could do for Dad!

[Bender2]

She was great with some favar beans and a nice chianti.....ssssss'

Maybe so, Tony, but I like my venison with beer and chips...

[phantomworker]

Dad?

[Bender2]

Re: What were Ted Kennedy & his nephew doing on Good Friday, 1991? Getting drunk and raping women

And what esle is new?

[phantomworker]

Cute dear. LOL

[Bender2]

Gad! I finally find out my long lost Dad is Victor Mature... And you ask "Dad?"

I just hope he mentioned me in his will!

[phantomworker]

How interesting for you! Victor Mature! Good looking guy! He made lots of films.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Mature

[johnny7]

Another of McGavin's early roles was that of Capt. Frederick Benteen in the ill-titled movie... “The Great, Sioux Massacre”. Benteen was in command of one of Custer's battalions at the Little Bighorn in 1876.

[Bender2]

Here's a reprint of my post 42 at 'Brokeback Mountain' Leads Academy Awards 8 Nominations (The New York Slimes New EXTRA!)

Way back in the early 1970s I was at one of those Hollywood parties and Jim Backus was there. He told the greatest stories about Victor Mature.

One was about when Backus and Mature were filming Androcles and the Lion in the early 50s. Backus said they were filming in the desert and the heat had them taking a long break from about 10AM until 4PM.

One morning about 10, Mature told Backus he had a load of TVs being delivered to a Store he owned. "Let's go check them out." Backus agreed and started to go change out of his Roman Centurion costume.

However, he saw Mature walking to his convertible with his costume still on. So, Backus put on his helmet and got into the car with Mature. They roared down a long stretch of desert road when the saw in the distance a little bar.

Mature said he wanted a drink, so he stopped at the dinky honky tonk. He got out and walked in, followed by Backus. The bartend was the only person in the bar and he looked up to see two fully uniformed Roman Centurions walk in and up to the bar.

Mature ordered a scotch neat, but the bartender was shocked deaf and dumb. He just looked at them in stunned silence.

"What's the matter?" asked Mature. "Don't you serve members of the armed services?"

I recall the entire evening being one long laugh after another as Backus told story after story of Victor Mature's wild antics. I wish I could remember them all!

[Bender2]

Re: "Another of McGavin's early roles was that of Capt. Frederick Benteen in the ill-titled movie... “The Great, Sioux Massacre”. Benteen was in command of one of Custer's battalions at the Little Bighorn in 1876."

Yes, great cast with Joseph Cotten as Major Reno and Philip Carey as Custer...

The Great Sioux Massacre at http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059244/

[Coleus]

And what esle is new?>>

 

not ted's belly

 

- Senator Kennedy - Champion of Big

[Bender2]

Got to leave for a minute and go to the store...

Yeah, we're almost out of beer!

[Bender2]

Whoa!!!! Keep that under your hat! I hear the Slimes is working on a scoop that the Veep got Ted pregnant...

[Liz]

And for Liz... In a galaxy far, far away...Here's the Original Space Cowboy of All Times! Bender......I am your father! Wow, Dad... Now I know where I get my pretty legs and girlish figure!

Cheepers, the resemblance is amazing. LOL.

BTW, a nice FR tribute to three great stars. Enjoyed it.

[peacebaby]

ssssssss

lllllllssss

[Bender2]

Ahhhh! Back from the store and now for more important things! Playing on FR and Drinking... Here's a selection of my favorite Darren McGavin films/TV works from IMDb

"The Martian Chronicles" (1980) (mini) TV Series .... Sam Parkhill - "Everybody's gota eat!"

Tribes (1970) (TV) .... Gunnery Sgt. Thomas Drake Tell me, Jan, do you realize how fat and ugly you'll be in 30 years?

"Murphy Brown" (1989-92) Bill Brown

Inherit the Wind (1988) (TV) .... E.K. Hornbeck

My Wicked, Wicked Ways... The Legend of Errol Flynn (1985) (TV) .... Dr. Gerrit Koets

"Magnum, P.I." - Mad Buck Gibson (1981) TV Episode .... Buck Gibson

Hangar 18 (1980) .... Harry Forbes

"Ike" (1979) (mini) TV Series .... Gen. George S. Patton

"Kolchak: The Night Stalker" (1974) TV Series .... Carl Kolchak (1974-1975)

"The Man from U.N.C.L.E." - The Deadly Quest Affair (1967) TV Episode .... Viktor Karmak

"Riverboat" (1959) TV Series .... Captain Holden (1959-1961)

[Bender2]

And not to forget Don Knotts, here's a selection of my favorite of his films/TV works from IMDb

No Time for Sergeants (1958) .... Cpl. John C. Brown "But he did it the wrong way!"

"The Steve Allen Show" (1956) TV Series .... Mr. Morrsion

The Last Time I Saw Archie (1961) .... Capt. Harry Little

Move Over, Darling (1963) .... Shoe clerk

"The Andy Griffith Show" .... Deputy Barney Fife (1960-1965)

The Apple Dumpling Gang (1975) .... Gangster Theodore Ogelvie

[phantomworker]

Don Knots was a funny guy, wasn't he! LOL!

[Bender2]

Re: ssssssss lllllllssss

Well, you are either leaking air...

Or ticked I'm having venison beacon with my Snap Crackle Pops and martinis...

Bender? Can you think of anything else "ssssssss lllllllssss" could mean?

Maybe she's practicing her phonetic Ss...

BTW what is with this 'Louise' fetish?

Maybe 'Louise' is the real name of Bambi's Mom...

[peacebaby]

remember the sound Hannibal Lecter did with his tongue...kind of lisping... .

come on, you're creative. YOu try to lisp like he did and try to type it out.

[Bender2]

My first memory of Don Knotts was the nervous guy being interviewed on the mid-50s Original "Tonight Show" with Steve Allen...

How's your ferndock?

Smock! Smock!

[peacebaby]

Steve Allen! OMG, you're going back in time.

[Bender2]

Re:some favar beans and a nice chianti.....ssssss' and remember the sound Hannibal Lecter did with his tongue...kind of lisping... come on, you're creative. YOu try to lisp like he did and try to type it out.

So sorry, that was a misprint. "sssss" should have been spelled "llslipslislipslipslip..."

I learned this when Leela... was telling me about one of her blind dates...

Now... That was a date!

Yet, I am still stumped on (I'm Louise) meaning...

[Clemenza]

Darren McGavin bump!

[peacebaby]

I'm Louise is my tagline when my partner in crime is onboard...which she is not tonight...but when she is, her tagline is "I'm Thelma." We had great fun with these taglines at the last singles thread over the weekend...My partner in crime is single.

[Bender2]

Hi Clemenza... Has the Don got a job for me?

I'm primed and ready!

And my boys are itching, too!

[peacebaby]

uh, what's itching?

[Bender2]

Oh.. I see. Hey, let me get my Thelma costume on...

Gad! I love wearing these!

My Thelma outfit is better!

Gad, peacebaby! See what you started?

[peacebaby]

my dear sweet bender, both Thelma and I look better than that.

Work on it, OK?

Before we drive off that cliff.

[Bender2]

The itch to rub out all those little boys and girls who've been bad!

[peacebaby]

the itch ... dumb me.

I'll put my creativity back on the drawer here.

[Bender2]

Re: my dear sweet bender, both Thelma and I look better than that.

I thought I looked kinda cute...

I did, too... You little dickens, you!

peacebaby's right, #2! In that Thelma getup, you are uglier than Helen Thomas on a bad hair day! And... That is UGLY!

Even I will agree with that...

[peacebaby]

the dirty old man from "Laugh-In" just kills me.

The Fickle Finger of Fate Award.

[Bender2]

And tonight's finger goes to Louise!

Every cop in six states after our tails... And now we get the finger. Great! Just Great!

[peacebaby]

My sincere thanks to you, my bender2. I shall show up in a bikini with messages painted, ala Goldie.

You like me, you really like me..

(I've always wanted to say that)

[Bender2]

Hey, kiddo! Wake up! How's the hangover?

[Bender2]

"You like me, you really like me.."

Well, I sure like that outfit better... I'll drink to it!

Especially that tattoo of me on her tummy!

[peacebaby]

that tattoe of you is in my belly button, dear.

[Bender2]

Sorry, peacebaby (aka Louise) but that "You like me, you really like me!" line is mine...

[peacebaby]

Oh my, did I get caught plegerizing (sp)?

You're so wicked, bender2.

[Bender2]

That must be one hell of a belly button!

It is, it is!

[peacebaby]

very small print, ok? in a circle. I've got an inny not an outy.

You'd have to put on your glasses - and maybe a magnify9ing glass.

[Bender2]

No problem... I'm plegerizing all the time!

Eh... isn't that supposed to be plagiarizing?

Never mind, Bender. #2 is just another lowdown, no count, frigging know-it-all! That's why his tattoo is on Helen Thomas' belly.

Gad! I think I'm about to hurl...

[Rummyfan]

Great tribute thanks! I'll miss Karl Kolchak!