MY MOMMY IS A DEMOCRAT -- So She Must Be Out To Lunch!

ICONOCLAST ^ | S. Plaut

[Apolitical]

Years ago I visited the Soviet Union before the collapse of Communism and witnessed how young Russian and Ukrainian children were expected to walk around with little pins showing Baby Lenin, the communist analogy to Baby Jesus, on their gray, poorly designed clothing.

I was reminded of Baby Lenin pins when I ran across the newest initiative in the leftist brainwashing of the preschool set, "Why Mommy is a Democrat," a book being promoted to turn Barney fans into drooling Democrats and Pro-Terror Power Rangers.

Its publishers proclaim that the book helps draw toddlers and young children to the "core values of the Democratic Party" ...........

[Apolitical]

For a really hearty laugh, check out the sample pages, as well as the rationale for this children's propagand--ooops!- storybook. LOL!

[inpajamas]

Andera Yates?

[xcamel]

Out to lunch if lunch includes Valium and Diazapam, a Beamer SUV, a McMansion, interest only mortgage, a brain-dead hubby and a couple girlfriends on the side..

[darkwing104]

All your allowance has to go and pay taxes; so the Democrats can keep your Welfare Mommy voting Democrat.

[Jeff Chandler]

At Amazon

[Cicero]

The antidote:

Sorry I can't post it a bit larger, but Amazon must have had so many people linking to this picture that they had to miniaturize it.

[KarlInOhio]

The book shows the Democrats as a family of squirrels. Am I the only one who calls squirrels "tree rats"? I guess those squirrels would be "tree 'Rats".

[misterrob]

Why Mommy is a Democrat:

1) Because she is a lesbian

2) She doesn't know your daddy is

3) She is on welfare

4) She aborted your brothers and sisters

5) She hates men

6) She hates church

7) She's a feminist

8) She wants someone else to take care of her and you

9) She believes that Government is your daddy

[dead]

"My Mommy is a Democrat"

And my other Mommy claims she is a reincarnated Navajo coyote moon goddess who doesn't shave her legs or have a job. She smells like patchouli oil and shoplifts cold medicine to make ends meet.

[KarlInOhio]

Its publishers proclaim that the book helps draw toddlers and young children to the "core values of the Democratic Party"

Selfish screaming, whiners with no self control? Sounds like the kiddies are already Democrats.

[buffyt]

Why my mommy is a dumbocrat? Because she isn't in her RIGHT mind, of course!

[buffyt]

Excellent comments and I love your tag line!

[kenth]

[EQAndyBuzz]

"Its publishers proclaim that the book helps draw toddlers and young children to the "core values of the Democratic Party" ..........."

If they follow the core values of the RAT party they would never have been born.

[Millee]

[Millee]

Ooooooo..scary elephant! :op

[IronJack]

See Chuck. See Chuck hate his country. See Chuck take all the blame for all the world's ills. What's up, Chuck?

See John Kerry. See John run! There must be a terrorist somewhere, because nothing makes John run like the abject fear he feels when confronted with evil.

See Ted. Driving drunk again. It must be Happy Hour. That's not vomit on Ted's cummerbund. It's lunch. Ted is driving his Oldmobile down to the homeless shelter to share his lunch with the unfortunate people there. Let's hope he doesn't have to cross any bridges.

This is Al Gore. Not that. That's a wooden fence post. Al Gore is the one with hair.

And this is Howard Dean. He is a very important person in the Democratic Party. That's why he gets to wear that very special coat with the sleeves that buckle in the back.

And this is President Hillary Clinton. You might recognize her from other stories such as Act IV of Macbeth, and "The Crucible." "Where's her broom?" you ask. The answer for that will have to wait until you've studied human anatomy.

[Shelayne]

I heard this author on the radio Saturday. Callers kept calling in asking him why there was nothing about killing babies in his book because that is obviously a huge part of the democratic platform. He tried to say that both dems and pubbies are pro-choice. When a caller cried out, "Choice of WHAT?" he got cut off. The hosts ended the calls about abortion because this guy was over his head on that one.

The part with the big nasty elephant stomping all over the Homeless man's bench (it says it is his bench) is particularly inspiring. And he claims that children don't get the symbolism. Please.

[Millee]

LOL!

[Larry Lucido]

"So, do democrats share their AA batteries just like my mommies do?"

[mmercier]

Rebellious 60's retards write these books, yet fail to acknowledge the reality that they are writing with the intention of causing children (like themselves) to rebel against any established order. An order they (petulant irrepressible commiesymph educators)now represent and convey into little empty heads.

They want to die, so they ride the tiger.

Thankfully most children do not read.

[DrewsDad]

Democrats are "going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

[DrewsDad]

It should be retitled MY MOMMY IS THE GOVERNMENT.

[Darksheare]

I noticed they're using British Red Squirrels as the Dem 'avatars'.
Note the ear tufts.

[Chanticleer]

All you need is a good illustrator....

[proud_yank]

ROFLMAO!!! Those were really good

[Monitor]

The Power Line guys did a post on a radio show interview they did with this guy.

Here's a link to the audio of the interview - it's not to be missed! The callers really let this guy have it.

[Monitor]

Ok, who photoshopped a Glock into Mommy's hand?

[EricT.]

All your allowance has to go and pay taxes; so the Democrats can keep your Welfare Mommy voting Democrat.

And so she can get free needles, condoms, methadone, section 8 housing, abortions.....

[proud_yank]

Why did I almost burst out laughing reading about 'democratic ideals' being put into an understandable perspective, when they are portrayed as an ugly gigantic squirrel??

(democrat) Squirrels: Mother Nature's Speedbumps

[DrewsDad]

From the interview, "There is no Daddy anywhere in the book."

[proud_yank]

I'm glad the gubmint is willing to force us into 'sharing' for the common good.

[TexanByBirth]

Am I the only one who calls squirrels "tree rats"? I guess those squirrels would be "tree 'Rats".

No, your not!....I call them "limb rats."

[Stultis]

So is this the 'Rat version of the "Contract With America" they've been crafting and promising for months?

[proud_yank]

I'm listening to the interview with the author.

'If you leave it to the free market, the poor get poorer. The haves never share with the have-nots........' What a Marxist prick this guy is. Its pretty good so far, thanks for posting it!

[conservativebabe]

"Democrats make sure I can have an abortion just like Mommy did before she had me".

[CharlieOK1]

is that a gun in Mommy's hand?

[WOSG]

NEEDS REWRITE

Why Mommy is a Democrat:

1) Mommy hates rich people that have more than she does. She wants the Fox-tax-man to beat up the rich squirrels and give her some of them nuts.

2) Mommy wants the Government to pay for her nuts because she's got 3 mini-squirrels that a deadbeat squirrel Dad helped create. oooh, she hates those male squirrels, except when she's aching for her tail to be tickled!

3) Mommy wants you going to a school that indoctrinates you and doesnt want parents making their own choice. See, the Government is your real Daddy, you cant trust any other (see #2).

4) Even though bears and wolves eat squirrels, Mommy is fond of them, and dislikes those mean Elephants that try to protect the preserve from those invaders. Why can't we all get along?

5) Mommy thinks sqirrels and ferrets should be able to mate. Nature's prohobited on different-species couples is a patriarchical imposition, and she is sure that ferret-squirrels, well, even if they die in the womb, that's not really death, because its not alive if its not walking (snakes excepted).

[petercooper]

funny

[WOSG]

The book is teaching the Marxist principles of class consciousness. hmmmm.

[AmericanChef]

Those squirrel ears look suspiciously like horns.

[kenth]

How else is Mommy going to make sure they share their toys? ;-)

[calcowgirl]

ROFL!

[TheBigB]

*retch*

Hiya, Millee! : )

[91B]

I heard the same thing via webcast. The idiot lib author was in way over his head. He is a college prof and it reminded me of the t-shirt I saw that said "liberals main enemy is the real world, they hide from it on college campuses."

[91B]

The idiot author claimed that the reason that Republican states gave more charitably than Dem states is becuase they are richer. The idiot does not have the first clue-Mississippi led the nation in charity last year (red state) and it is among the poorest in terms of per capita income. I realize that libs are pathologically dishonest, but this guy was too much.

[Millee]

Sigh...Hi BigB!

Nothing like seeing "retch" and my name in the same sentence. You smooth talker you! ;o)

[TheBigB]

Birds gotsta fly.

Fish gotsta swim.

I gotsta talk smooth. : )

[Slings and Arrows]

MY MOMMY IS A DEMOCRAT

...and your daddy is a turkey baster?

[Darksheare]

See post 24.