[Naked] Couple Found Dead In Car In Garage [23 year old man & 17 year old girl die of CO poisoning]

themilwaukeechannel.com ^ | February 27, 2006

[Steel Wolf]

Not only did she lose her boyfriend, she lost him while he was in her car cheating on her.

I can just imagine her side of the telephone call.

"Hello"
"No, I haven'te heard. What news?"
"He did WHAT? With WHO?!?! I'M GOING TO F@^%#&@ KILL HIM!!"
"Oh"
"Ohhhh, heheh."
"No, I'm fine. In fact, I think I'm going to go buy a new car to celebrate."

[null and void]

Although I can't top that, I should post my bungee jumping picture...

[null and void]

They were proud of their suicide.

How would you know?

[xjcsa]

free verse?

[null and void]

You're a bad man..

[null and void]

They came and went at the same time.

There was a young man from Kent...

[Diddle E. Squat]

keyword: "INXS"

[FearlessFreep]

You're a bad man..

----

Thanks , I guess.

[windcliff]

ping

[ccmay]

I have a pilot friend who joined the Mile-Hi Club and says it was one of the greatest experiences of his life. He tells me the recipe for success is as follows:

• Make your attempt with an empty stomach.
• Have a tiny little 98-lb. girlfriend, so weight and balance are not a concern and not so much room is needed.
• Be quite tall yourself, so your feet can still reach the rudder pedals.
• Use an aircraft with a real stick, not a bulky control yoke. In his case he used a Piper Cub.
• Stay in the pilot's seat, and have her straddle you facing aft, so you are still in control of the aircraft and can see over her shoulder.
• Choose a rural area well away from traffic and at least 4000' above terrain.
• And the key to the whole trick: Let the airplane do the work-- i.e. alternate positive and negative elevator control inputs, "porpoising" across the sky.

If you and the girl both have strong stomachs, it is reportedly blissful. Still not a smart move for the pilot in command, but certainly sounds safer than what the other dingalings were doing.

-ccm

[quack]

They still teach carbon dioxide poisoning etc in school don’t they

Apparantly,not...(chuckle)

[Obadiah]

Can you imagine the problem officials had with the rigor mortise between these two?

"Hey Bob, I think we're gonna need the Jaws of Life here."

[quack]

They also didn't teach how to spell apparently either.That'll teach me to be a smarta$$.

[Dashing Dasher]

Click me

[null and void]

You're welcome...

[dpa5923]

Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!!!?
Will you love me forever!!!?

[RockinRight]

Is that your own personal Mile High badge, Dasher?

[dalereed]

A cargo pilot I knew was on a night flight to Portland and took his girlfriend along. He put it on autopilot and they were getting it on and when ATC finally got his attention he was almost 100 miles to sea!

[phil1750]

A great number of carbon monoxide deaths each year are from charcoal. Seems people will attempt to use a small BBQ grill for warmth in a travel trailer. Nothing eats oxygen like charcoal.

[Hoodlum91]

I'll forgive you this time.