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DFU SONG: Bottle of Wine (David Gregory is drunk giving news report to Imus)
DFU SONGS | 2-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 03/02/2006 7:53:30 AM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - BOTTLE OF WINE (scroll down for the MIDI file and click on it)

Bottle of wine, Gregory's fine...Imus says call in when you're sober
Yes, he was drunk...he is a skunk...for him it soon may be over

He called Scott "jerk" while he was at work
At news conference time, he really is slime
He thinks it all is about him
India's language is wonderful...hey, David, you are so full of bull

Bottle of wine, Gregory's fine...Imus says call in when you're sober
Yes, he was drunk...he is a skunk...for him it soon may be over

He thought he's great all through the Fudd-gate
It all was about his big ego, ego
Bad as Helen...where do we begin
We don't think he'll be Scott's amigo

He's an ***clown who wants Bush brought down
He thinks it all is about him
India's language is wonderful...hey, David, you are so full of bull

Bottle of wine, Gregory's fine...Imus says call in when you're sober
Yes, he was drunk...he is a skunk...for him it soon may be over

Bottle of wine, Gregory's fine...Imus says call in when you're sober
Yes, he was drunk...he is a skunk...for him it soon may be over

Bottle of wine, Gregory's fine...Imus says call in when you're sober
Yes, he was drunk...he is a skunk...for him it soon may be over

For him it soon may be over...for him it soon may be over


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: clown; gregory; imus; india; lame; msm; reporter

1 posted on 03/02/2006 7:53:31 AM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

Not drunk. He was high.


2 posted on 03/02/2006 7:54:58 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: Brilliant

I missed this...what happened? Is there a report somewhere? Seriously, was he high?


3 posted on 03/02/2006 7:56:22 AM PST by Hildy (The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth)
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To: Hildy

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1588500/posts


4 posted on 03/02/2006 7:57:12 AM PST by Justice
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To: Hildy
DRUNK ON IMUS SHOW
5 posted on 03/02/2006 7:57:16 AM PST by doug from upland (A dead body means a chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)
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To: Brilliant

Yeah, I think so, too. Davie was "one toke over the line!"


6 posted on 03/02/2006 7:58:23 AM PST by RexBeach ("There is no substitute for victory." -Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Hildy

Go to the Drudge Report and you can click on the story - has transcript and audio. Gregory is an -------!


7 posted on 03/02/2006 7:58:48 AM PST by LYSandra
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To: LYSandra

LOL! Not only drunk...but so drunk he didn't know he was too drunk to go on air!!! That' is SO FUNNY!


8 posted on 03/02/2006 8:01:23 AM PST by Hildy (The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth)
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To: Hildy

Look on the other post re this. They say he was drunk. But he had the giggles, and I don't know anyone who has the giggles when they are drunk. More likely, he was smoking pot or hashish.


9 posted on 03/02/2006 8:01:39 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: doug from upland
I guess he blew his Imus gig.

Gregory is also well known for his appearances on MSNBC’s “Imus in the Morning” and has been tapped by the shock jock to guest host.

MSNBC bio on Gregory
10 posted on 03/02/2006 8:02:49 AM PST by TheForceOfOne (Memogate - Dan Rathers Little Big Horn.)
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To: Brilliant

Yeah, I think so, too. Davie was "one toke over the line!"


11 posted on 03/02/2006 8:03:08 AM PST by RexBeach ("There is no substitute for victory." -Douglas MacArthur)
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To: Hildy

Seriously. It's on Drudge now.


12 posted on 03/02/2006 8:03:28 AM PST by Peach
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To: TheForceOfOne

Who is the jerk now, David? Scott must be smiling.


13 posted on 03/02/2006 8:04:26 AM PST by doug from upland (A dead body means a chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)
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To: Peach; Hildy

I know girls who giggle when they're drunk.


14 posted on 03/02/2006 8:06:50 AM PST by SeanOGuano
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To: Brilliant
Not drunk. He was high.

Yup. Giggling like that? He was stoned.

15 posted on 03/02/2006 8:07:12 AM PST by narby (Evolution is the new "third rail" in American politics)
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To: SeanOGuano

It sounds like Imus tried to protect him to by getting him off the air as soon as possible.


16 posted on 03/02/2006 8:08:17 AM PST by Peach
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To: doug from upland

One toke over the line, Mr. Imus, I'm one toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a Bally whore house, one toke over the line
Waitin' for the Plane that goes home, to see John Kerry
Hoping that the plane is on time
Sittin' downtown in a Bally whore house, one toke over the line


lol


17 posted on 03/02/2006 8:10:11 AM PST by TheForceOfOne (Memogate - Dan Rathers Little Big Horn.)
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To: doug from upland

We sure need a place, maybe something like the Dan Rather Clinic, where these confused and "lost" journalists can go to receive treatment and also receive help with getting their lives back together. It's tough being a Liberal loser and these people should not have to go through it alone.

SARC/off


18 posted on 03/02/2006 8:12:57 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (We did not lose in Vietnam. We left.)
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To: Peach

Well, if it's someone who's an authority on being high on air, it's Don Imus.


19 posted on 03/02/2006 8:13:04 AM PST by Hildy (The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth)
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To: Hildy

ROFL. I only watched him once and thought he was unbalanced.


20 posted on 03/02/2006 8:14:22 AM PST by Peach
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To: doug from upland

Good description of Gregory, a Whino wino.


21 posted on 03/02/2006 8:17:52 AM PST by Enterprise (The MSM - Propaganda wing and news censorship division of the Democrat Party.)
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To: Peach

"It sounds like Imus tried to protect him to by getting him off the air as soon as possible."

I would guess that Imus was protecting his own job, I am sure the top brass would come down on Imus if he exploited Gregory.
Gregory is his own worst enemy.
I think I am enjoying this too much :):):)





22 posted on 03/02/2006 10:54:40 AM PST by fabriclady
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To: Peach
IMUS VIDEO
23 posted on 03/02/2006 12:04:48 PM PST by doug from upland (A dead body means a chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)
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To: doug from upland

More appropriate would be a parody song to the tune of "Puff the Magic Dragon."


24 posted on 03/02/2006 12:11:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: All
O'REILLY DEFENDS THE ***CLOWN
25 posted on 03/02/2006 8:41:45 PM PST by doug from upland (A dead body means a chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)
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