Skip to comments.(Vanity) Snappy Political Slogans. Or.. avoid the rush, bash Hillary now. Feel free to add your own.
Posted on 03/05/2006 12:39:53 PM PST by 1-Eagle
As a company truck driver, I have opinions, but I am limited in how to express them. I can't put any stickers on the truck or trailer I am with, for example. One way company drivers get around this, is to write in the dust on the back side of the trailer.
Here are a few things I have written, so far, (perhaps you have seen a few of them) and some other slogans that I haven't yet, or I think would go good on some signs or bumper stickers:
QUITTERS NEVER WIN (implications on the war)
LIBERAL = WHINER
NO MORE 'BILLARY' (For Yorba Linda: Hillary + Bill)
Does Lousianna Have A Governor?
Does New Orleans Have A Mayor?
NAGIN HAS NO NOGGIN
Texas: (GOP); 'Git-r-done'
Alabama: (GOP); 'Git-r-done'
Florida: (GOP); 'Git-r-done'
Lousianna: (DNC); 'Hep me, Hep me!'
"It isn't about a woman in the Whitehouse in 2008,
It's about Hillary in the Whitehouse in 2008. Answer: NO!
We already have a woman in the Whitehouse. Her name is Laura!
The best one I've heard of is the same for both political parties.
RUN HILLARY RUN!
Democrats put it on the back bumper and Republicans put it on the front bumper.
She Who Must Not Be named.
Hillary the gift that keeps on TAKING...
Mediocrity beats poisonous treason every day!
JUST SAY NO TO HILDABEAST AND HER GAL PALS!!
I see I'm not the only one with alot of time for abstract thought. Enjoyed all those!
And yours too! Missed one.
Life's a Bitch... Let's not nominate one!
Its so hard out here to be a Pimp!
(Oh, boo, hoo, hoo!)
Its so hard out here to be a Pimp!
(Life gets easier if you get a real job)
Its so hard out here to be a Christian
PROTECT AMERICA'S WETLANDS! STOP BUILDING LEVEES IN NEW ORLEANS!
YOUR FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE: Your MAYOR, Your GOVERNOR,
Your NATIONAL GUARD. May they serve you well and wisely!)
What do you do if your favorite Liberal is incompetent?
No problem! Blame a Republican!
The ENTIRE State of Florida has an evacuation plan.
Does NEW ORLEANS HAVE ONE YET?
Don't Build Public Housing In A Fishbowl!
Send Mayor Nagin A Box Of White Chocolate!
[response to his 'N.O. will be a chocolate city' comment]
SAY NO! TO YELLOW JOURNALISM!
WHAT LEGACY WILL THE LEFTSTREAM MEDIA LEAVE BEHIND?
DOOM & GLOOM, SENSATIONALIST, YELLOW JOURNALISM LIBERAL PRESS
FILL IN THE BLANK:
Poor, Pitiful, Pathetic, Hapless, Helpless, Lazy, Lame, Liberal [...........] <--- Put name of a State HERE
FAITH HILL IS "SMRT"
TIM McGRAW IS "SMRT 2"
A FISH BOWL IS FOR FISH, NOT FOR POOR PEOPLE!
Any Slacker Can Be A Pimp. A Real Man Loves Jesus!
Hillary breathlessly senses that America can't wait for her Coronation!
Bumpersticker: RUN HILLARY RUN!
Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans put it on your front bumper.
Scrape the Bottom, Vote for Rodham
Repell the Border jumpers!
Stop the Invasion!
Shut Down Exploitive Factories!
IF ITS ILLEGAL, IT IS CRIMINAL...No Wonder Hillary is confused!
"And then on the 8th day... John Kerry popped up and said "I'd have done it differently." <-- yep, I'm "smrt" I made that up myself!
"W '08 --- Amend It Now!" < --- PLEASE make signs and bumperstickers for this and ANNOY A LIBERAL!!
"No More BILLARY!"
"If the boys wanna fight, you better let 'em" (from an old song)
"PEACE IN OUR TIME--BUY PALESTINIANS THEIR OWN STINKING ISLAND!"
Thats all in the latest batch. Haven't been doing much 'abstract' thinking lately. Please feel free to print these on signs and post them! Please support our President during this difficult time by posting signs/ bumpterstickers of support! W '08, I like that one alot! Thank ya FReepers for all you do.
And heres another one: "What the Democrats fear most: When all the dust settles... President Bush will still be right."
How about ..... W '08 ---- Threepeat!
Ok, we'll stop pushing our MORALITY on you, but FIRST, you've got to stop pushing your IMMORALITY on us!
Polls are the torpedoes sent out by liberals to sink our hopes. Damn the polls! Full speed ahead!
The only wars Democrats like are their own: Vietnam, Bay of Pigs, the Balkans, and etc. And there weren't any WMD's in any of those places, by-the-way.
Every liberal wails about WMD's. When Saddam kicked out the weapons inspectors, we were right, even obligated, to assume the worst rumors were true because we were now blind to his actions. Also, Saddam violated his agreements and thus the war resumed to its original conclusion with the support of the US Congress and the UN. Good call, President Bush! Great job, Troops!
And then, on the eighth day, John Kerry popped up and said "I'd have done it differently."
LETS BOYCOTT THE SPONSORS OF LIBERAL NEWS CASTS!
Whatever the talking heads say on election day... just VOTE!