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(Vanity) Snappy Political Slogans. Or.. avoid the rush, bash Hillary now. Feel free to add your own.
Vanity, Opinion | March 5, 2006 | 1-Eagle

Posted on 03/05/2006 12:39:53 PM PST by 1-Eagle

As a company truck driver, I have opinions, but I am limited in how to express them. I can't put any stickers on the truck or trailer I am with, for example. One way company drivers get around this, is to write in the dust on the back side of the trailer.

Here are a few things I have written, so far, (perhaps you have seen a few of them) and some other slogans that I haven't yet, or I think would go good on some signs or bumper stickers:

QUITTERS NEVER WIN (implications on the war)
LIBERAL = WHINER
NO MORE 'BILLARY' (For Yorba Linda: Hillary + Bill)
Does Lousianna Have A Governor?
Does New Orleans Have A Mayor?
NAGIN HAS NO NOGGIN

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Texas: (GOP); 'Git-r-done'
Alabama: (GOP); 'Git-r-done'
Mississippi:(GOP); 'Git-r-done'
Florida: (GOP); 'Git-r-done'
Lousianna: (DNC); 'Hep me, Hep me!'
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"It isn't about a woman in the Whitehouse in 2008,
It's about Hillary in the Whitehouse in 2008. Answer: NO!

We already have a woman in the Whitehouse. Her name is Laura!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: banner; clinton; election; hillary; signs; slogan; slogans
Also as a driver, I have LOTS of time for random thinking, obviously. Hope you enjoyed and feel free to add your own.
1 posted on 03/05/2006 12:39:57 PM PST by 1-Eagle
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To: 1-Eagle

The best one I've heard of is the same for both political parties.

RUN HILLARY RUN!

Democrats put it on the back bumper and Republicans put it on the front bumper.


2 posted on 03/05/2006 12:42:24 PM PST by Morgan in Denver
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To: 1-Eagle

She Who Must Not Be named.
AKA Hildamort


3 posted on 03/05/2006 12:43:14 PM PST by TXBSAFH (Proud Dad of Twins, What Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger!!!!!!)
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To: 1-Eagle
VOTE DEMOCRAT. THEY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO TAKE WHAT YOU HAVE.
4 posted on 03/05/2006 12:47:15 PM PST by davisfh
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To: 1-Eagle

Hillary the gift that keeps on TAKING...


5 posted on 03/05/2006 12:58:04 PM PST by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole..)
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To: 1-Eagle

Mediocrity beats poisonous treason every day!


6 posted on 03/05/2006 12:59:06 PM PST by Once-Ler (The rat 06 election platform will be a promise to impeach the President if they win.)
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To: 1-Eagle

JUST SAY NO TO HILDABEAST AND HER GAL PALS!!


7 posted on 03/05/2006 1:01:49 PM PST by charrisGOP (The great mystery is not unanswered prayer; itís unfinished prayer...)
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To: Morgan in Denver; TXBSAFH; davisfh; hosepipe; Once-Ler

I see I'm not the only one with alot of time for abstract thought. Enjoyed all those!


8 posted on 03/05/2006 1:59:10 PM PST by 1-Eagle (Polls are never accurate! There is no fine or penalty for an inaccurate poll! (Pres. job rating too)
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To: charrisGOP

And yours too! Missed one.


9 posted on 03/05/2006 1:59:59 PM PST by 1-Eagle (Polls are never accurate! There is no fine or penalty for an inaccurate poll! (Pres. job rating too)
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To: 1-Eagle

Life's a Bitch... Let's not nominate one!


10 posted on 03/06/2006 7:23:42 PM PST by V.Foster
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To: V.Foster
Snappy Political Slogans (New! Improved!)

Its so hard out here to be a Pimp!
(Oh, boo, hoo, hoo!)

Its so hard out here to be a Pimp!
(Life gets easier if you get a real job)

Its so hard out here to be a Christian

PROTECT AMERICA'S WETLANDS! STOP BUILDING LEVEES IN NEW ORLEANS!

YOUR FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE: Your MAYOR, Your GOVERNOR,
Your NATIONAL GUARD. May they serve you well and wisely!)

What do you do if your favorite Liberal is incompetent?
No problem! Blame a Republican!

The ENTIRE State of Florida has an evacuation plan.
Does NEW ORLEANS HAVE ONE YET?

Don't Build Public Housing In A Fishbowl!

Send Mayor Nagin A Box Of White Chocolate!
[response to his 'N.O. will be a chocolate city' comment]

SAY NO! TO YELLOW JOURNALISM!

WHAT LEGACY WILL THE LEFTSTREAM MEDIA LEAVE BEHIND?

DOOM & GLOOM, SENSATIONALIST, YELLOW JOURNALISM LIBERAL PRESS

FILL IN THE BLANK:
Poor, Pitiful, Pathetic, Hapless, Helpless, Lazy, Lame, Liberal [...........] <--- Put name of a State HERE

FAITH HILL IS "SMRT"

TIM McGRAW IS "SMRT 2"

A FISH BOWL IS FOR FISH, NOT FOR POOR PEOPLE!

Any Slacker Can Be A Pimp. A Real Man Loves Jesus!

11 posted on 03/19/2006 5:20:15 PM PST by 1-Eagle (Polls are never accurate! There is no fine or penalty for an inaccurate poll! (Pres. job rating too)
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To: Morgan in Denver; TXBSAFH; davisfh; hosepipe; Once-Ler; charrisGOP
Just a ping to ya'll to let you know that the continuously running HILARity thread continues!

Hillary breathlessly senses that America can't wait for her Coronation!

12 posted on 03/19/2006 5:27:05 PM PST by 1-Eagle (Polls are never accurate! There is no fine or penalty for an inaccurate poll! (Pres. job rating too)
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To: 1-Eagle
VOTE FOR ME OR YOUR AN FJB
13 posted on 03/19/2006 5:34:00 PM PST by DainBramage
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To: 1-Eagle

Bumpersticker: RUN HILLARY RUN!

Democrats put it on the rear bumper.

Republicans put it on your front bumper.


14 posted on 03/19/2006 5:43:32 PM PST by TXBSAFH (Proud Dad of Twins, What Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger!!!!!!)
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To: 1-Eagle

Scrape the Bottom, Vote for Rodham


15 posted on 03/19/2006 5:49:27 PM PST by Mannaggia l'America
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To: Mannaggia l'America
Heres are few more!

Repell the Border jumpers!
Stop the Invasion!
Shut Down Exploitive Factories!
IF ITS ILLEGAL, IT IS CRIMINAL...No Wonder Hillary is confused!

16 posted on 03/22/2006 1:54:58 PM PST by 1-Eagle (Polls are never accurate! There is no fine or penalty for an inaccurate poll! (Pres. job rating too)
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To: TXBSAFH
Good vs Evil is not a strategy (M. "All-dim") Right!
Now I can suddenly understand the Clinton years!
17 posted on 03/24/2006 9:15:46 PM PST by 1-Eagle (Polls are never accurate! There is no fine or penalty for an inaccurate poll! (Pres. job rating too)
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To: charrisGOP
The new Democrat plan is the same as the old plan... it is to never, ever, discuss anything in specifics because they only thing Democrats have is fear and abortion. The other plan is just to always accuse Republicans of the things they themselves are doing. (And sometimes, it still works.)
18 posted on 03/24/2006 9:19:21 PM PST by 1-Eagle (Polls are never accurate! There is no fine or penalty for an inaccurate poll! (Pres. job rating too)
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To: 1-Eagle; All
Heres some new ones, one of them is currently on my tag line:

"And then on the 8th day... John Kerry popped up and said "I'd have done it differently." <-- yep, I'm "smrt" I made that up myself!

"W '08 --- Amend It Now!" < --- PLEASE make signs and bumperstickers for this and ANNOY A LIBERAL!!
"No More BILLARY!"
"If the boys wanna fight, you better let 'em" (from an old song)
"PEACE IN OUR TIME--BUY PALESTINIANS THEIR OWN STINKING ISLAND!"

Thats all in the latest batch. Haven't been doing much 'abstract' thinking lately. Please feel free to print these on signs and post them! Please support our President during this difficult time by posting signs/ bumpterstickers of support! W '08, I like that one alot! Thank ya FReepers for all you do.

19 posted on 08/06/2006 1:13:25 PM PDT by 1-Eagle (And on the 8th day.... John Kerry popped up and said "I'd have done it differently.")
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To: 1-Eagle

And heres another one: "What the Democrats fear most: When all the dust settles... President Bush will still be right."


20 posted on 08/11/2006 4:53:04 PM PDT by 1-Eagle (And on the 8th day.... John Kerry popped up and said "I'd have done it differently.")
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To: 1-Eagle

How about ..... W '08 ---- Threepeat!


21 posted on 08/11/2006 4:54:18 PM PDT by 1-Eagle (And on the 8th day.... John Kerry popped up and said "I'd have done it differently.")
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To: All
Heres a few new "slogans" or messages I think would be great for signs (please feel free to add your own) (not all are original):

Ok, we'll stop pushing our MORALITY on you, but FIRST, you've got to stop pushing your IMMORALITY on us!

Polls are the torpedoes sent out by liberals to sink our hopes. Damn the polls! Full speed ahead!

The only wars Democrats like are their own: Vietnam, Bay of Pigs, the Balkans, and etc. And there weren't any WMD's in any of those places, by-the-way.

Every liberal wails about WMD's. When Saddam kicked out the weapons inspectors, we were right, even obligated, to assume the worst rumors were true because we were now blind to his actions. Also, Saddam violated his agreements and thus the war resumed to its original conclusion with the support of the US Congress and the UN. Good call, President Bush! Great job, Troops!

And then, on the eighth day, John Kerry popped up and said "I'd have done it differently."

LETS BOYCOTT THE SPONSORS OF LIBERAL NEWS CASTS!

22 posted on 10/08/2006 12:06:28 AM PDT by 1-Eagle (There is no such thing as an accurate poll. There are no penalties for inaccutate polls. Forget them)
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To: All
(one more)

Whatever the talking heads say on election day... just VOTE!

23 posted on 10/08/2006 12:13:14 AM PDT by 1-Eagle (There is no such thing as an accurate poll. There are no penalties for inaccutate polls. Forget them)
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