Aisha — 9 year-old bride

Reminds me of an old sick joke.

Mohamed and his new bride were having sex for the first time. He put it in and she said.

"Oh it hurts, please stop"

So he stopped for a second and started to put it in again.

"I'll go slow" he said.

He put it in again and she said.

"Ouch! stop please it hurts!"

He slowed and then rammed it home.

"It's excruciating! Please stop!"

He stopped and looked at her and said.

"Wow 'Excruciating' sure is a big word for a nine year old."

Aisha, Aisha so glad to meetcha
See you in the schoolyard strollin' wit your techa
The lil skirt you played was realy fly
She turned around and she winked her eye so I
Stepped to her like I knew her the Biv is cool but Romell is cooler
The bell rang cuz I started to talk yet the class is not there no more

(Yo Red, where'd you meet her?)

At the playground, ya know
That's where I saw this cutie
This girl was swingin' and she looked so fly
On the monkey bars, we climbed up to the top and
She touched my hand that's when I fell in love

Aisha..
You are the girl that I neva had
And I want to get to know you bettah
Aisha..
You know I want you so bad
And there's nothing anyone can do
To keep me away from you

We played Nintendo
This was her very first date
I didn't wanna make it seem to fly
We ate cereal
She couldn't stay out at late
Her mother told her to be home at nine

Threw down my books went up to the door
Pressed the bell what was in store?
Aisha came out with a smile (oh no)
She aint worth the while
So I passed her a lolli pop and a letter
Told her so let's keep this a secret
No remember Aisha, only u can keep this, peace

EXCUSE ME, but aisha was SIX years old when 54 year old MOhammad "married" her. Muslims claim she was NINE when he "consumated" his marriage with her.

Apparently, 9 year old girls (who are still nursing, a strange oddity) are good to go for Islamic "prophets".

I suspect an embarassed cleric added the "nine years old" to this haddith. Normal 9 year old girls do not nurse, and do not have trouble keeping pace with an adult stride.

Tabari IX:131 “My mother came to me while I was being swung on a swing between two branches and got me down.[ 9 year olds do not have troubles getting down from a swing] My nurse [9 year olds do not nurse, or have wet nurses, especially dirty nomadic camel herding bedouins] took over and wiped my face with some water and started leading me. When I was at the door she stopped so I could catch my breath.[ nine year olds do not get short of breath being led a few steps I was brought in while Muhammad was sitting on a bed in our house. My mother made me sit on his lap. The other men and women got up and left.[ who would want to listen to a 54 year old pedophile rape a 6 year old baby, and hear the screams The Prophet consummated his marriage with me in my house when I was nine years old.”

The 'Prophet" of islam was a sick, sick, man, and was no prophet to anyone except Satan.

Tabari VII:7 “The Prophet married Aisha in Mecca three years before the Hijrah, after the death of Khadija. At the time she was six.”

Tabari IX:128 “When the Prophet married Aisha, she was very young and not yet ready for consummation.”

This is where the term "thighing" comes from, as this question to the Imam explains:

Islam is a sick, sick, sick culture. pedophilia is common, just not talked about much outside their inner circles. Until we come across this "ask the Imam" stuff they let slip out.

...when he first had the vision of the Angel he came back terrified that he had seen the devil.

The Hadith..
"Mohammed would hear ringing in his ears; his heart would beat rapidly; his face turn red; his breathing labored; he would fall to the ground or lie down; he would shake; his eyes would open wide; his lips tremble; spit drool from the corners of his mouth; he would sweat profusely; he saw and heard things no one else ever saw or heard; he would sometimes make a snoring noise like that of a camel; and he would be covered with a sheet."

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