[Bender2]

Uncle Joe's kin just opened the way for The New York Slimes and they just stays the same...

Hot Off The Presses... EXTRA!

I have more of The New York Slimes Editions on my FR Homepage and my Archives Page One and Archives Page Two

[Bender2]

Hummmm... What's in the sandwich?

Hey! You called all us here... Why?

Oh, sorry... The Slimes are at it again...

Well! Let's put up our dukes and get to it!

[A CA Guy]

It's not going to make him loved or alive again, so why bother.

[GSlob]

"When the Boss died unnaturally, just as he had lived - there were rumors that he choked to death on his own quotation..." [Alexander Zinoviev, "Yawning heights"]

[Proud_USA_Republican]

bravo

[Jack Hammer]

What's that? You say you're Stalin's great-grandson? That's okay, kid - change your name; get plastic surgery; move to Nome, Alaska; and become a Carthusian, and no one will hold it against you.

[decal]

"Grandson Wants Russian Authorities to Investigate Stalin’s Death"

How fitting, since Stalin almost certainly had Lenin spliced.

What does Helen Thomas have to say about all this? She was one of Joe's chippies, you know...

[davisfh]

Seems as though you've figured these people out, Bender. Half of this would be humor; the other half truth.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Clintoon: If he'd a lived, I would have shook his hand too.

Bwaaahaaaaaaaa!