Skip to comments.Helen Thomas Wants To Be Cloned
Posted on 03/14/2006 1:58:44 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Will former White House reporter Helen Thomas ever go away? Shes now written up a jeremiad perpetuating the myth that our media are mere whimpering lapdogs of Bush, tinny arfs all around. She hones in on that old, diseased chestnut that the liberal media went all soft in the rush to war in Iraq.
Helens harangue appeared in the appropriate platform: The Nation magazine, which advertises on its website the slogan, If you think its time to impeach Bush, then its time for you to subscribe to The Nation.
In a preview of her forthcoming book on the waning Washington press corps, Thomas begins the presentation of her evidence for the naive complicity of the press with the March 6, 2003 press conference. She howled that one reporter asked Bush if he prayed about going to war. This was April Ryan of Urban Radio Networks -- who also mentioned that the liberal Congressional Black Caucus was urging more diplomacy instead of war. But was this supposed sycophant who, like it or not, does not work for a major media outlet truly representative of this press conference?
No. Helen is just not being factual here, and the record proves it. There was quite sharp questioning that night, live in prime time. Indeed, reporters often sounded like they were reading cue cards composed by Howard Dean. CNN's John King cited Sen. Ted Kennedys belief that "your fixation with Saddam Hussein is making the world a more dangerous place." Ed Chen of the Los Angeles Times demanded to know that if Bush "trusted the people" with their tax cuts, why not trust them enough to give them an estimate of the war costs? David Gregory of NBC asked if the war could be considered a success if Saddam Hussein escaped capture.
If Thomas studied that press conference, she knew all this. And she knows theres even more. She should know. She was there. The Bush people put her in the back row, and refused to call on her.
But the pounding continued. Terry Moran of ABC pompously lectured the president that he had generated opposition from many countries, opened a rift at NATO and the United Nations, and spurred millions into anti-war protests spanning the globe. He then asked, "May I ask what went wrong that so many governments and peoples around the world now not only disagree with you very strongly, but see the U.S. under your leadership as an arrogant power?" Afterward, Moran continued flashing his trademark arrogance, suggesting to one liberal newspaper that the rest of his colleagues were zombies.
Then there was Ron Hutcheson of Knight-Ridder Newspapers, now the head of the White House Correspondents Association, who asked this prescient media inquiry to Bush: As you know, not everyone shares your optimistic vision of how this might play out. Do you ever worry, maybe in the wee, small hours, that you might be wrong and they might be right in thinking that this could lead to more terrorism, more anti-American sentiment, more instability in the Middle East?
Can Helen Thomas really say these questions show naive complicity? Or is this just a political campaign, working the refs, as former GOP chairman Rich Bond once clumsily put it? Helen does not say these White House reporters are Bush voters or conservatives, just that theyre gullible. Shes urging liberal journalists to get less naive and more hostile to Bush than they already are now. Helen longs for the good old days of Watergate and Nixon impeachment talk, when the briefing room was a lions den.
She writes that the old pros like Sam Donaldson used to back her up, but the young whippersnappers dominating the briefing room today (probably defined as reporters under 60) lack historical perspective on government deception and folly. In short, Helen Thomas wants working reporters to behave exactly like her. God help us if journalists follow that advice.
Helen concludes its past time for reporters to forget the party line, ask the tough questions, and let the chips fall where they may. But Helen very much has a party line. She has called Bush the worst president in all of American history. By contrast, Bill Clinton built up a great prosperity and had great ideals, and she didnt complain about government deception and write a book about the waning press and how it needs to come out of a coma when her hero was president. You can read her party line, right there in The Nation magazine.
This will be a good thread.
That's not even something to joke about.
Now, we're dooomed.
This thread has just taken on a very omnious tone.
If anyone needs me, I'll be down in the bomb shelter.
No thanks. We're full up with Ugly on this earth as it is.
Helen Thomas has ALREADY been cloned. The clone is known as Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I thought she already was...?
No hoax. This is a legit thread title which I merely copied and posted.
No pictures, please, please, please.
Sure, clone her, but raise the resulting child as a Republican. That's the best revenge.
PLEASE, NO PICS! ANY PICS OF THAT BATTLEAXE AND I'M HITTING THE ABUSE BUTTON!
All I would need is this title to turn me against cloning.
Can't we have Helen die in a paraglider accident and Will cloned?
Dash... maybe it's time to break out the pictures of Helen in her Pitts
I hate you.
That would have to be one heck of a paraglider...
A steady, unending supply of 72 virgins.
This might stop the war if word gets out.
Come to think of it... it would be hard to fly with only a left wing...
LOL...very good! :)
How about cross-cloaning. Little of Ann Coulter..say 34%, then some Helen of Troy 33%(at least the one in the mini-series), then Gisele Bundchen 33% and ther you have it a new Helen Thomas.
Somebody tried that, but accidentally dropped the Petri dish and lost the genetic sample.
The experimenter was then arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
I thought she already was a clone experiment gone bad.
Shiver.... You were right.
Yes...helthomas. Guaranteed to send it down and keep it there. Subterraneal.
That is soooooooooooooo not right!
100% correct! Here are the results of that experiment:
You are a sick sick man for posting those pics!
I'm gonna tell on you!
No you didn't:)
A sure cure for concupiscence! Post pix of her and you'll become celibate!
We thought you said clowns!
Croned? Is that a verb?