[Tax-chick]

She was once engaged to be married to the man who fathered eight of her children, but he moved back to the east coast instead.

Stuff like this, you almost think it has to be "The Onion."

[FerdieMurphy]

I believe the NDN runs feature stories like this on the front page with tongue-in-cheek. They run stories like this quite often no doubt to demonstrate the degree of stupidity in our society.