[Bon mots]

"Hillary has a serious plan to create 200,000 new jobs upstate," an announcer intoned in one of her 2000 campaign ads.

The latest federal figures, though, show that upstate New York shed another 34,800 jobs in the five years between the former first lady's arrival in the Senate and January 2006.

Promised Jobs: 200,000
Delivered Jobs: -34,800
Grade from Press: "A"

More proof that the press is run by a bunch of liberal idiots who will do anything to promote the agenda of liberal witches like Hillaroo... including giving her an "A" for job creation where she is on record for a concrete promise and where she has miserably failed to deliver. (Oh, but she made a phone call to eBay!)

[JohnEBoy]

This is absolutely classic! I have never seen the fawning press more on display than in this article. She helped to get farm products from upper state New York down to New York City! Man, I bet in the 450 year history of the state of NY, that has never happened before. Farmers have grown fruits and vegetables in upper state New York for 3-400 years and thought "What can we do with these?" while people in New York City for 400 years have said, "Gee, I wonder where we could ever get some fruits and vegetables to eat?" Thank God, Hillary! was elected to the Senate and in a moment of inspiration said, "Hey! If we get farmers to ship their veggies down to NY City, it will be a win-win for everyone!" Now, NY City folks are eating fresh fruit and veggies, getting healthy, and not needing national health care insurance! Hooray for Hillary!

[JohnEBoy]

This is absolutely classic! I have never seen the fawning press more on display than in this article. She helped to get farm products from upper state New York down to New York City! Man, I bet in the 450 year history of the state of NY, that has never happened before. Farmers have grown fruits and vegetables in upper state New York for 3-400 years and thought "What can we do with these?" while people in New York City for 400 years have said, "Gee, I wonder where we could ever get some fruits and vegetables to eat?" Thank God, Hillary! was elected to the Senate and in a moment of inspiration said, "Hey! If we get farmers to ship their veggies down to NY City, it will be a win-win for everyone!" Now, NY City folks are eating fresh fruit and veggies, getting healthy, and not needing national health care insurance! Hooray for Hillary!