Skip to comments.[Vanity] [HUMOR] DATELINE BAGDAD
Posted on 03/19/2006 5:56:09 PM PST by 1-Eagle
Here is a new (and improved!) tool for our Leftist Media friends, who simply cannot find the time to do any real reporting in Iraq so they can meet that doom & gloom deadline in seconds! Just a few clicks and your story is ready to fire away, just in time for the poker tournament in the Green Zone! Enjoy!
Today in [Bagdad][Or Fill in Province of Choice]
there were   
choose one:[loud] [angry] [upset] [disruptive] [ugly] [suave]
choose one: [protesters] [explosions] [car bombs] [reporters/liberals]
which caused [malaise] [mass destruction] [a lot of smoke] [lots of dead people]
throughout the city.
Pick one:[Theres nothing else but good news] [I'm so scared I wet my pants] [I'm too drunk to stand up] [My Green Zone bowling league just called]
so I will have to sign off now.
Reporting for: [ABC] [AIRHEADS OF AMERICA] [CBS] [NBC] [NPR]
This is [Dan Blather] [Baba Wawa] [Katie Colic] [Al Frankenstein] [Dusty Whitepowder] [Or fill in your name/alias here]
[Click to Send]
USA TODAY proclaimed that the country is 'unsettled.' After three years of antagonistic, negative, attack dog, leftist media... if America is merely 'unsettled' I say it is a great testiment to the solid foundations of our individual fortitude and intelligence, and of our Republic. May God save us from Hollywood and the Leftstream media.
How 'bout David "chuggalug" Gregory?
I heard that soundbite on Hannity (XM Satellite Radio). Funny stuff. Did he get fired or suspended?
poor little David
They haven't fired ol' Teddy K yet, so why him?
Must be nice... what other job can you show up sloshed and not get canned? BTW.... I really wish people would leave Sen. Kennedy alone on the personal level. If two of your brothers were assassinated, you too, might have some problems. If his politics are wrong, I attack his politics. Christ forgives the repentant sinner, and "for all have sinned, falling short of the glory of God."
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