Posted on 03/26/2006 6:26:35 PM PST by MRMEAN
Is God a flying ball of pasta? It's one theory -- just like intelligent design
KNIGHT RIDDER NEWS SERVICE
HACKENSACK, N.J. - Unlike a certain other religion in the news, the First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't object to cartoon depictions of the supreme being.
For one thing, he's easy to draw: a tangle of pasta strands with a meatball body.
In some pictures, he is shown reaching out to confer the blessings of life and happiness with what church members like to refer to as his "noodly appendage."
Flying Spaghetti Monster could be the next big thing on the pop culture menu.
His al dente visage can be seen on T-shirts, coffee mugs, magnets, flags, computer games. His Buitoni No. 10 tentacles can be seen reaching out to Adam in a Photoshop version of Michelangelo's Creation, and to the disciples in Da Vinci's Last Supper. "Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless America" appears on bumper stickers.
He even has his own Bible: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, to be published Tuesday from Random House. It's written by his foremost prophet, Bobby Henderson, who launched this satiric dig at so-called intelligent design about a year ago, and lived to see it take on a life of its own.
"It's amazing that a satirical monster could get this big, but then, he did create the universe," says Dee Dee McKinney, content administrator for the FSM online discussion forum and the reclusive Henderson's primary mouthpiece.
Henderson, a 25-year-old physicist and graduate of Oregon State University, conceived of the Flying Spaghetti Monster last year as a reductio ad absurdum of the intelligent design argument for inclusion in curriculums.
According to intelligent design boosters, since evolution is only a "theory" and not provable, an alternative -- that the universe was created by an intelligent designer -- should be given equal time in science classes.
The "alternative" they presumably had in mind was Christianity.
But, said Henderson to some chums over beers, by the same logic the "intelligent designer" could just as easily be, say, a Flying Spaghetti Monster.
It was only a short step to what happened next.
Last summer, as the Kansas School Board was having a fierce debate over whether information about intelligent design should be required in public school curriculums (in November, the board voted 6-4 in favor), board members received an odd letter:
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of intelligent design," it read in part. "I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. ... It is for this reason that I'm writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories."
Members of the Dover, Pa., school board, voted out of office in November for supporting a measure similar to Kansas', also heard from the Spaghetti Monster.
But Henderson didn't stop with letters. He also created a Web site, venganza.org, as a rallying place for what were quickly dubbed "Pastafarians." While there are officially 3,332 "church" members worldwide, based on online response, the real number is doubtless much higher, McKinney says.
"We got one e-mail from a guy from Italy, who speaks almost no English, who wants to start a European seminary to train priests for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster," McKinney says. "The fact is, we don't have a priesthood. Our church is a very bottom-up structure."
Some Pastafarians are just people looking for the Next Big Quirky Thing -- the kind of free spirits who gravitate to things like the Church of the Subgenius or the Church of Stop Shopping.
Others are students -- sincerely troubled by the rise of fundamentalism and its impact on education.
"I think it's a brilliant concept, and I've been trying to promote the idea," says David Linley, a 15-year-old high school student who discovered the Web site in October.
"I've just been disgusted by some of the pseudo-science I've seen," Linley says. Finding the site, he says, was a "wake-up call."
In addition to keeping tabs on the anti-science right and hawking various Flying Spaghetti Monster paraphernalia, the site also lampoons the kind of pseudo-science, bolstered by dubious charts and graphs, favored by creationists in books like Of Pandas and People.
One favorite chart correlates the rise of global warming with the decline of pirates. That explains the "pirate" iconography -- eye patches and cutlasses -- that goes hand-in-noodle with the church's spaghetti-and-meatball motif.
Naturally, the Web site gets plenty of hate mail from the devout. "You're an idiot. I'll pray for you," one message read.
"They send Bobby threatening letters, they curse him, they call him a blankety-blankety-blank-blank," McKinney says. "And at the end, they say God loves him."
Most people -- pro and con -- assume that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the creation of atheists, or at the very least agnostics.
Actually, McKinney is a Christian, and Henderson won't say one way or the other.
"It's appalling what has been done and what has happened to my religion in the name of politics," McKinney says.
With the money from the Spaghetti Monster book, McKinney says, the "church" is planning its major investment: a pirate ship that can go from port to port, spreading the word about His Noodleness.
"It would go from place to place, so (church) members could come to visit," McKinney says. "And they're hoping to make cannons. Some say it should fire T-shirts. The other half say it should be meatballs." email this print this
I see they are faithfull believers in pasta?
Well, it makes as much sense as Darwin's General Theory of Evolution.
Ooops! Did I say that?
Or the Cult of the Nazarene.
May you be touched by His noodly appendage.....
Hmmm, based on that picture I have to believe Flying Spaghetti Monster is, in fact, Azathoth.
Doubters see for yourselves!.....behold.......
http://www.venganza.org/images/fsm-spotting.mpg
Arrrrrrrg matey.
I'm amazed this got so much press. It goes to show there is an active hostility in the media for anything that begins to give God any credit.
It is amazing what people will think of these days.
Just another thing Creationists and vegans will unite to oppose.
Nazarenes are no cult. They're conservative Methodists, more or less. Old fashioned Nazarenes mostly disapprove of going to movies, which seems odd to me, but they might have a point.
Here's a link: http://www.epinions.com/content_2721620100
-Dave
It's a bit disingenous to call 2+ billion people part of a cult isn't it? Compared to the number of those that believe we came from monkeys?
Sounds like bad porn.
I heard this guy on the Phil Hendrie show.
"...that believe we came from monkeys?"
Common ancestor actually, not "came from".
Whatever. Same difference. I personally have no common ancestor with a monkey. God made one and then he made Man separately. I don't believe in the 'young earth' theory but I don't believe I share ancestry with an ape
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And if you actually studied evolution, you'd know that's not what it says. So how did God make modern man? Conjur him out of thin air?
First one to mention the Pastafarian term. ;-)
Ramen.
Or anything remotely rooted in Judaic culture... the war against Genesis... dopers, murderers, leftists, homosexuals and other perverts...
I think the FSM is more of a reaction to ID trying to wedge its way into the classrooms under the guise of science.
"If that version of ID is acceptable, then why not FSM?"
At least, that's the way I see it. ;-)
Gives you a bit of a turn on, does it?
If you're too stupid to understand Darwin, then the Flying Spaghetti Monster makes as much sense as anything else you'll find in church, on Art Bell, or in the new age or philosophy section of a paperback bookstore.
"If you really want to know something, ask a young person. They know everything."
Supposedly an old Indian saying, but I wonder.
I could do this. LOL. My favorite food by far. From angel hair to orecchiette, I'm devoted.
I've read through this article twice and still I'm not sure if this guy is being sarcastic or just being a nut. I guess I'll side with nut with too much time on his hands.
Pasta is one of the better gifts from heaven but that's as far as it goes. I'm hard pressed to worship lasagne, no matter how tastey.
As opposed to what? Darwin's Special Theory of Evolution?
That is right, they already teach the Big Bang theory!
FSM is much more plausable.
I demand the Flying Spaghetti Monster creation story be taught in public schools!
How does the religion of evolutionism feel if it is taught life came from outer space???
That is right, they already teach the Big Bang theory!
I'm too lazy to get out my Bible and quote it exact, but y'all know what I mean.
I thought I was just pinged to the evo-list...
This addresses evolutionary theory about as much as John Kerry addresses his voting record (they both mock their opponents without mentioning their standpoint).
I guess the appropriate response to that would be-
Ok, reproduce the results that "prove" we evolved.
What makes you think the two are incompatible?
Evolution and the Big Bang theory are not even in related sciences or dependent on each other.
That could be difficult to comprehend if your mindset is that the entire universe was created 6,000 years ago.
Hehe, you're going to Hell, but at least you'll make us laugh here. :)
"Hmmm, based on that picture I have to believe Flying Spaghetti Monster is, in fact, Azathoth."
Egad man! You have NAMED him! Do you what kind of trouble you're in now?
Except that FSM is a subset of ID, not an alternative to it.
I should be in damned fine company...
dan1123 wrote:
> there is an active hostility in the media for anything
> that begins to give God any credit.
I think you're mostly right, Dan. But it isn't all religions they are mocking. "First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" is mocking Christianity, specifically.
There is a remarkable hostility toward Christianity among the liberal institutions in America, such as academia, the press, and (north of the Mason-Dixon line) the Democrat Party. Oddly enough, they do not demonstrate the same hostility toward other religions.
You'll never hear them criticize the Dalai Lama. They think feng shui is interesting. Even L. Ron Hubbard is tolerated.
They can't even muster much outrage at Muslim terrorism, and they are horrified at the "blasphemy" of depicting Muhammad in a cartoon, and think it is understandable that the "Muslim street" would erupt in riots as a result of an obscure Danish newspaper printing such cartoons.
They don't hate Muhammad or Confucius or Buddha. It is Christ, alone, that they hate. But He told us they would:
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2015:18
-Dave
dave07 at burtonsys dot com but please no spam
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