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Open Editorial: You Named Your Baby WHAT???
Onyx Magazine ^ | March, 2006 | Josephine Hammond

Posted on 03/30/2006 12:41:35 PM PST by twippo

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To: warchild9

My favorite is a guy I knew in college.... Zebulon. Yes, his parents were hippies.


141 posted on 03/30/2006 1:04:16 PM PST by DarkSavant
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To: eyedigress
How about Lemonjello....

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Hey, I've still got his eight track!

142 posted on 03/30/2006 1:04:33 PM PST by wtc911 (You can't get there from here)
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To: linda_22003

Nah, there was no Ura Hogg -- Ima Hogg had only brothers.

http://www.famoustexans.com/imahogg.htm

"Ima was named for the heroine of a Civil War poem written by her uncle Thomas Elisha and was affectionately known as Miss Ima for most of her long life."


143 posted on 03/30/2006 1:04:40 PM PST by texasbluebell
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To: RexBeach

I had a child named Tamika in my day camp group. I liked her. She has good parents, and she is probably doing fine in the real world. I also went to school with an Azande. She's a lawyer now. Very nice girl. I bet she grew into a very nice lady, but I haven't seen her since junior high school. She had good parents as well.


144 posted on 03/30/2006 1:04:49 PM PST by petitfour
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To: colorcountry

Just as long as the first syllable isn't "Al".


145 posted on 03/30/2006 1:04:50 PM PST by bonfire
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To: twippo

and then there's Apple


146 posted on 03/30/2006 1:04:59 PM PST by EDINVA
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To: twippo
If I ever have a son he will be named:

Ratchet Thunderstud Piranha

A second son will have the name:

Nitrous Injector Piranha
147 posted on 03/30/2006 1:05:18 PM PST by Dinsdale
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To: eyedigress

Mickl'n'jello?

(Hint: He painted the ceiling of the Sistine chapel, and sculpted "David.")


148 posted on 03/30/2006 1:05:24 PM PST by coloradan (Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
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To: MineralMan; All

My ex-girlfriend's brother/wife had a kid about eight years ago.

They named himm Greenwood - after a lake in northern Minnesota.

I remember looking at her and saying "That's gotta be one of the more stupid names I've ever heard. That kid is gonna get called names like Greenie when he gets older".


149 posted on 03/30/2006 1:05:25 PM PST by MplsSteve
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To: linda_22003

At least Nosmoking Johnson's future employer won't have to spring for redundant signage.

Hand to G-d.


150 posted on 03/30/2006 1:05:37 PM PST by papertyger (Our Constitution isn't perfect, but it's better than what we have right now.)
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To: gogeo

According to Wikipedia (and sourced), "The name "Condoleezza" is derived from the Italian music-related expression, "Con dolcezza", meaning "with sweetness".

So... basically, it was messed up, too.


151 posted on 03/30/2006 1:05:42 PM PST by linda_22003
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To: Corin Stormhands

It's gotta be a gag.


152 posted on 03/30/2006 1:05:44 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: lesko
"dumbest names"

How about Kaya, a boy. From the Bob Marley song "Me wan see Kaya". My grandson, btw. Poor kid!

153 posted on 03/30/2006 1:05:45 PM PST by Don Carlos ("Beer is proof God loves us". B. Franklin)
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To: twippo
My wife was on a plane and one woman called her daughter, Areola. Great job naming her kid after a nipple.
154 posted on 03/30/2006 1:05:54 PM PST by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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After having to deal with an interesting individual named Lo'Quisha at the DMV a while ago, I commented to the wife that it was just a matter of time before we encountered persons named after cars...well, Chevy is an accepted first name as is Ford, so I guess we have been in the presence of them for a while.....Until I met....CELICA JOHNSON.


155 posted on 03/30/2006 1:06:09 PM PST by Range Rover (Who says new laws will work when you can't enforce the ones you have already?)
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To: MplsSteve

Ghetto Name Generator:

http://www.fadetoblack.com/namegenerator/


156 posted on 03/30/2006 1:06:10 PM PST by MeanWestTexan (Many at FR would respond to Christ "Darn right, I'll cast the first stone!")
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To: twippo

On the flip side, when I hear the name "Cody" I picture some mullet-wearing redneck driving a dirty pick-up truck covered in #3 stickers.


157 posted on 03/30/2006 1:06:27 PM PST by Laura Earl (Fitness is a journey not a destination.)
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To: petercooper

That has to be a joke, Sinutab?


158 posted on 03/30/2006 1:06:36 PM PST by N3WBI3 (If SCO wants to go fishing they should buy a permit and find a lake like the rest of us..)
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To: bonfire

At least in the case of Condoleeza, the origin of the name is from an Italian music term. Parents were music teachers. She grew up on what used to be called "longhair" music.


159 posted on 03/30/2006 1:06:49 PM PST by Fred Hayek (Liberalism is a mental disorder)
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To: MineralMan
On the other hand, with 20 other Madisons in her middle school class, I suppose it makes her stand out, eh?

Well, only if you know how to read and with American education being what it is...

160 posted on 03/30/2006 1:06:58 PM PST by pollyannaish
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