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Open Editorial: You Named Your Baby WHAT???
Onyx Magazine ^
| March, 2006
| Josephine Hammond
Posted on 03/30/2006 12:41:35 PM PST by twippo
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To: Little Bill
Heber, you have to be LDS. My Uncle was Alma. Nope, that side of the family was from Oklahoma Indian territory. Choctaw.
521
posted on
03/30/2006 2:19:51 PM PST
by
DejaJude
(Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
To: TXBubba
I can relate to your wife. I left a nice four letter last name to marry into a spelling test everytime I give my new last name. I married out of the spelling test. It's a relief.
522
posted on
03/30/2006 2:20:36 PM PST
by
Dianna
To: ssaftler
And let's not forget the drummer for the Electric Light Orchestra, Mr. Bev Bevan.
523
posted on
03/30/2006 2:20:59 PM PST
by
PCBMan
To: HEY4QDEMS
I made a vow to the moon and stars that I'd search the honky tonks and bars and kill the man that gave me that awful name. Hello, Sue.
How are yew?
524
posted on
03/30/2006 2:21:09 PM PST
by
HiJinx
(~ www.proudpatriots.org ~ Serving Those Who Serve Us ~ Operation Easter/Passover ~)
To: bellas_sister
To: Dianna
LOL...at least I did get to move up the alphabet a great distance.
526
posted on
03/30/2006 2:21:25 PM PST
by
TXBubba
( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
To: pollyannaish
agreed. Patrisha bothers me alot.
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Diana is "Zaghaw" in African. (Yeah, right.) But Dianna is "Malcom J". How do you suppose they figure that?
528
posted on
03/30/2006 2:21:35 PM PST
by
Dianna
To: wbill
Coworker was singled out a diversity training session because he was blackWow. I'm surprised that was done. One of the first things they tell us in 'teaching for diversity' is that you don't single out people due to race, disability, whatever. jeez.
I turned down a doctoral fellowship at a school that wanted me to attend a summer program for new minority grad students. I hold a JD and 2 masters. I don't need anyone to teach me about the wonders of grad school, but because they saw the race on the application, they immediately thought I needed some kind of remediation.
I actually told the admissions committee why I was turning them down. I felt that if I went to this session, then classmates and faculty would always suspect my work - maybe I wasn't that great if I needed a summer course. I would have been handicapped before I began. Even if I did not attend the session, I didn't want to go to a place that ignored my accomplishments and saw me as a race.
529
posted on
03/30/2006 2:21:45 PM PST
by
radiohead
(Hey Kerry, I'm still here; still hating your lying, stinking guts, you coward.)
To: twippo
As a teacher in an urban middle school, my brother had his fair share of oddly named children. One was, I swear, "Crystal Shanda Lear".
The things parents do to their kids.
To: twippo
This was another study in Levitt's book Freakonomics. It appears that "imaginative" names are often indicators of parent's educational and socio-economic level and predictors of the future. He examined every baby name in CA from something like 1960 (over 4 million) on (parents education level was required on birth certificate).
The book contains an index table of names from the study. I was heartened that although both my daughters' names are three syllables, the associated parental education level with them was high. So, there goes that excuse...
531
posted on
03/30/2006 2:22:34 PM PST
by
philled
To: Robe
No, there were NOT. Ura does not exist, nor did she ever.
532
posted on
03/30/2006 2:22:55 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
(To the pudding vats!)
To: Amanda King
"NAME".
Back in the day when CNN had an afternoon chatroom. I used the screen name of NAMe meaning "enemy".
After my first post, I was kicked out of the chatroom. I told everyone that CNN stood for Clinton News Network. In about 5 seconds a little box appeared on my screen telling me to be nice and then I booted.
533
posted on
03/30/2006 2:23:03 PM PST
by
old_sage_says
("Man does not live by his words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them" A S)
To: twippo
I had a secretary who had worked for the county social services dept. We were talking about the penchant for unusal names in the black community. She mentioned that one of her clients had named here girl what she heard the doctor say during the birthing process.
He exclaimed, "Here comes the placenta!"
To: ssaftler
If it was a mixed Jewish/Japanese family, it could have been "Gentile Gaijin." That would have covered all the bases.
535
posted on
03/30/2006 2:23:16 PM PST
by
LS
(CNN is the Amtrak of news)
To: Dianna
I have a cousin named Twig. I did find out his legal name when he got married, but I can't remember it now. I had a grandfather that all the grandkids called Podgie. I didn't find out till I was grown that his real name was Harold.
536
posted on
03/30/2006 2:23:22 PM PST
by
DejaJude
(Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
To: twippo
My black friend (yes, I'm a YT claiming I have black friends) is planning on naming his baby girl Keibreeanna (Key-Bree-Anna). I suggested they name her La Cienega Boulevarda instead for more ghetto-fab glam.
To: brytlea
"I had a student named Latrina. I am not kidding. "
I recall a young black girl named Placenta!
538
posted on
03/30/2006 2:24:18 PM PST
by
lawdude
(2006 Republican bumper sticker : Vote Republican: We are NOT democrats!)
To: colorcountry
I can just about top that with my great-grandmother, Albertina Alaska.
539
posted on
03/30/2006 2:24:58 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
(To the pudding vats!)
To: old_sage_says
Clever screen name (NAMe)... I like it!
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