Posted on 04/01/2006 3:53:59 AM PST by NYpeanut
Pranks, please. I need amusement. I'm trying to do my taxes today.
Ummmm, did you not know that last years tax reform changed the filing deadline to March 31st????
Here is a good prank for ya ... just click on this website and watch the protesters. And as you write that big fat check to the IRS, just keep thinking that your tax dollars will be going to feed, cloth, educate, treat, and house these low-life scumbags.
http://wehategringos.com/index2.shtml
Have a nice day :)
Seriously, shouldn't the 2nd Quarter Freepathon start today?
Powder..Patch..Ball FIRE!
My ex called and told me she was getting married and wanted the kids to stay with me for the next couple of years while she got used to her new husband....
I told her where do I send the present and when can they move in... (grin)
Here. Please use search.
Nuts! I knew there was something I forgot to do this morning!
Got me. Smart aleck :)
I can't believe I got it first... i bet your beeber was stuned when you saw the already posted article!
Why is this posted in breaking news?
April Fools Day or not, the rules stay the same. Conservatives are to vote on Tuesdays; RINOs and Democrats are to vote on Wednesdays.
hey, ya think on Monday she has another presser, and says it was all an "April Fools Day" prank..???Nah..
IBTZ?
April Fools! It's not beaking news! GOTCHA!
Mr. Crisp,
I would like to know why there are no people of color in your current Ask commercial, showing the monkeys pounding on keyboards. I've seen a few versions of that commercial and there is not a single black person in them. Normally, I don't go counting the number of minorities in commercials, because you see them everywhere, but your commercial stood out for not having a single African American in it. Your company's lack of diversity is highly offensive to me. I will not be using your Ask website to search for anything.
Quite sincerely,
Diane
It's a prank.
LOL. Nope, but if she had any brains she'd give it a try.
My lenses are starting to fry and all, but the light is really beautiful.
You're right... Cynthia McKinney is the best April Fool yet.
BERLIN, April 1st 2006. The German Federal Government has ordered, that all players, coaches, service personnel and visitors of the FIFA World Cup Soccer (will be in Germany in June/July) have to get a flu vaccination in order to lower the risk of getting a mass infection with bird flu. This order is in force since today, and all affected people shall carry a valid certificate of the vaccination with them. Otherwise, they can be sent back at the gates of the stadium or get a shot at one of the 350 mobile vaccination stations, which will be located near the stadiums. This measure is necessary to prevent a mass infection with the bird flu. It is proven that the flu vaccine strengthen the human immune system and thus lowers the risk of getting infected with the bird flu.
(Reported today in a German newspaper)
Mr Lyon called while you were out. Please call him at...never mind. :^)
It's gonna be a long day....expect many frivolous threads.
They seem to flourish on this calendar date each year.
ROTF! Looterman gets around!
HAH!
Looter, looter, he's our man!
If he can't steal it, nobody can!
A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality. Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling. But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.
Lazarus Long
we had a 6.1 EQ here at 1804 this afternoon...no April Fools abut that!
Be sure not to date your return April 1st....the IRS audits those returns. :)
Oh, you just gave me a great idea! :)
LOL ! have fun!
Did you know that the IRS will audit all self-performed tax returns?
Tell your democrat friends that republicans vote on Tuesday this year and democrats vote Wednesday.
This is a true story. (At least my friend Bunny-Sue McGillicuty swears it is).
A few years back, a friends husband looked his wife in the eye over breakfast and said "Sweetheart, I don't know how to tell you this, but when I had my checkup yesterday, the Dr. told me I had terminal cancer."
His wife nearly faints, starts crying and then realizes he's laughing is azz off, saying "April Fools".
She didn't think it was the LEAST bit funny. So she bides her time. A few weeks later, she gets a pregnant best friend to take a pregnancy test and give her the box, postive test etc.
The wife plants the kit in the bathroom trash, leaving the positive test strip visible on top. Now, this couple have 4 kids and did NOT plan on or want anymore. They'd taken every precaution not to have more.
ANYHOW, said wife has made plans to spend the day out shopping etc with her sister, taking all the kids along. She turns off her cell phone and heads out the door.
6 hours later, she checks the messages and she has 6.
(long pause) "Honey, give me a call as soon as you can."
"Please call me as soon as you get this message....I ah, have a question about something very important."
"CALL ME!"
"Where are you? Call me! I need to ask you something NOW!"
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING! WHERE ARE YOU! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU NOW!"
The last message was a growl and a bunch of &*^%%( stuff.
She calls him back at this point and simply said "Gotcha back for April Fools".
He didn't think it was funny, but at this point, he'd drank every beer in the house and worn the carpet down to nothing.
:)
*snort*
;)
(and now I know what's for dinner tonight!)
I knew I could count on you.
Don't ask me how to do it now because I can't remember, but we used to take a paper clip and wind a rubber band through it somehow, then repeatedly spin the paper clip around so that the rubber band was pulled tight. Then we'd carefully put it in a regular white envelope and set it in a co-worker's mailbox. We'd sit back and wait for them to open it, and when they did, it sounded like there was a bee or something in there as the rubber band would unwind and the paper clip would spin around hitting the sides of the envelope. Boy did they jump.
Very funny!
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