3 N.C. Men Charged With Performing Castrations

www.foxnews.com ^ | April 1, 2006 | AP

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday. "It's extremely bizarre," District Attorney Michael Bonfoey said in a telephone interview. "It's incredible the amount of ways that people can find to run afoul of the law." Sheriff's investigators said Richard Sciara, 61, Danny Reeves, 49, and Michael Mendez, 60, admitted performing at least eight surgeries, including castrations and testicle replacements, on six consenting clients over the past year. None of the three is licensed to practice medicine, officials said. The suspects, all residents of the house in Haywood County, in western North Carolina, where the surgeries were allegedly performed, were arrested Thursday. They were being held

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

Bizarre thread of the day.

[thoughtomator]

Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators.

[tet68]

This is just plain nuts!

[AntiGuv]

An underground castration I can sort of understand, as disturbed as that may be, but what's the point of a "testicle replacement"??

[DB]

Don't get testy...

[pax_et_bonum]

testicle replacements

In a neighbor's basement?

[cripplecreek]

I couldn't hack it.

[dighton]

The ball is in your court.

[pax_et_bonum]

Dungeon Castrations and Testicle Replacements ping!

[Reaganesque]

They were bored, they had a sharp knife and some time to kill, so they figured...what the heck?!

[Mom MD]

Can tomorrow come soon enough?

[boomop1]

Did they replace them with marbles, or sponge Bob parts?

[buck61]

They must have gotten to a lot of RINO. I knew something was wrong with them and now I know.

[Hot Soup]

can I get on that list?

[John W]

Hey Haywood County-you trying to take away the wierd-stuff-like-this-capital title from my area?

[nuconvert]

I was hoping it was bizarro April Fools

[Flatus I. Maximus]

Probably Neuticles. From their website:

Neuticles allow your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering.

With Neuticles- It's like nothing ever changed!

[Pharmboy]

This has been a tough week for the Tarheel State (thinking of the doings at Duke).

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

Unfortunately, I believe it is real. Creepy! Testicle replacement? by some redneck, at that.

[mtbopfuyn]

Nuttier than fruitcakes.

[RichInOC]

The castrations are weird enough. The testicle replacements are what make this whole episode kinky.

[Kozak]

EZ Off Castrator

[RightOnline]

Hmmmmmm......testicle replacement, eh.....


Thnk I'll replace mine with oranges. That way, if I ever get kicked, at least I'll have orange juice for my trouble.

[dighton]

Can tomorrow come soon enough?

No one would dare invent such lunacy for April Fools.

[M. Dodge Thomas]

Legitimate medical procedure, in some cases. But..

"It is important to be realistic about your expectations of a testicular implant. There may be some scarring and it may not to be possible to exactly match the implant with your other testicle. Your consultant will discuss these aspects with you prior to your operation."

http://www.bupahospitals.co.uk/asp/cosmetic/men/body_reshaping/testicular_implants.asp

[TheSpottedOwl]

Bizarre isn't the word. Did anyone die?

[Sax]

This was to be the begining of the re-emergance of the castrati. They were planning to take the opera world by storm. "Some Baroque operas with parts for castrati are so complex and difficult that they cannot be performed today."

Of course they coulda been just some nard nixin' freaks too. "Bungie plums removal service, how can we help?"

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

To much information!!!

[boomop1]

This puts me at ease. shaking my head.

[harpu]

"Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators."

BUT, soon after the surgery began, it was discovered their 'bags' were empty!

[Tijeras_Slim]

If you used these, they everybody would know when you were coming.

[johnny7]

LOL!

HBO is developing a pilot based on our GOP Senators... 'The Castrati's'

[brwnsuga]

They had second thoughts?

[tet68]

I had a testical removed in '70' when I had cancer.
There was some talk of a replacement, but I told them
if I can't take it out and hide stuff in it, what's the point!

[Ditter]

>>"This is just plain nuts.">>

No, not any more.

[itsinthebag]

I think this is one of the funniest threads that I have ever read. I can't stop laughing!

[dighton]

Well with a name like that . . .

[vox humana]

Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators.

At last, the cause of RINO syndrome is discovered.

[itsinthebag]

Well with a name like that . . .

That's what I mean! Too funny!

[Mayflower Sister]

April Fool's Day ???

[headsonpikes]

I think this is one of the funniest threads that I have ever read. I can't stop laughing!

Well, sure, YOU can laugh!

Not everyone has it 'inthebag', as it were.

[sport]

Now we know why Republican Senators have no balls.

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

Nope, it's also on ABCNEWS.COM.

[johnny7]

I had a friend who lost an eye in Vietnam. His favorite joke was dropping the glass replacement in a drink and then complaining to the waitress.

[MikeWUSAF]

Reminds me of a scene from Pulp Fiction...

[Loud Mime]

Oddly enough, all six clients were GOP Senators.

Now, that's funny!!! Oh, hell...no it's not.....it's truthful.

[Flatus I. Maximus]

That was their problem: they had a sharp knife. They should have used:

[TC Rider]

I left my heart in San Francisco, but I left my testicles in Charlotte.

What do you bet that there was a 'smug alert' in that neighborhood.

[NaughtiusMaximus]

"Clem and Leroy and me was just sittin' around one day and Clem said 'Hey, I'll bet some old boys would pay us to whack off their stones.' So one thing leads to another and before we'all know it . . . "

Just when you thought you seen it all. . .