Please Zot me!!! Please!!!

Me

[Avenger]

Ok, it has been a real pleasure chatting with everyone here on FR (well, just about everyone anyways) but it's time for me to move on. I've got some work to do that is going to require 110% effort from me for extended period of time and I can't have any distractions whatsoever. I'll stop by from time to time but am afraid if I still have my account I will be tempted to post and then - as is my wont - get into silly, useless debates about things I a) don't really care about, or b) don't know much about. So for this reason I am requesting a ZOT! I don't want a little pansy zot! I want the full on Viking Kitty from Hell ZOT! Incluing beebers, cheese and moose. Bring it on Mods! Come on!!! I know you got it in you. ZOT ME!!! In the name of all that is good and holy...ZOT ME!!! If you don't ZOT me within 10 minutes I'm gonna start posting news stories from Pacifica News or Michael Moore's website! I'm series!!! ZOT ME now DAMMIT!!!

By the way, thank you all for your love and dedication to our country, and also your fellowship over these past several years. My very best wishes to you all.

God bless you all and God Bless America!

[AntiGuv]

1st IB4TZ?!

[Momaw Nadon]

IBTZ

[Tijeras_Slim]

Could you please change the title to:

FREEPERS! Add Avenger to every ping list you have.

[Avenger]

Viking Kittes? Anyone got some Viking Kitties for me?

[Avenger]

Oh, you are a b*stard! ;-)

[Ditter]

Buh Bye!

[advance_copy]

Yawn. It's no fun to watch a voluntary ZOTing.

[prairiebreeze]

My goodness a legitimate zot request. Is that legal? :^)

Well, good luck to you on your endeavors.

[BenLurkin]

No no no FRiend -- you are hooked and you know it.

"Check out" if you like but . . . you can never leave FR.

[AntiGuv]

[oxcart]

There are 12 step programs for FR addiction. Pleas reconsider your suicide by Zot!

[ahayes]

Does this have something to do with today's date? What if we don't want to ZOT you?

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

April Fool's Zot?

[Tijeras_Slim]

You'll be getting the Hobbit Hole sent directly to your home e-mail address to. :)

[lexington minuteman 1775]

IB4TZ?
AMEN!

[jdm]

Would this be the first "suicide by mod(erator)?"

[Avenger]

Thanks AntiGuv! My first moose! :-)

[texianyankee]

self-inflicted zot ping list?

[Admin Moderator]

Sorry, we mods have turned pacifist, renouncing now and forever the use of zot.

[Flyer]

Ping - You gotta see this!

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Suicide Zotting. That's against the Church!

[Fury]

You're just another disruptor...

[Andy from Beaverton]

[WV Mountain Mama]

Don't go away zotted, just go away...

Good luck in your new endeavor!

[jigsaw]

"Check out" if you like but . . . you can never leave FR.

Agreed.   Once a Freeper, always a Freeper.

[JRios1968]

Cynthia isn't sure what to make of your request!

Kitty isn't sure either...

"You're not leaving without giving me a kiss!"

[RepoGirl]

Well... it doesn't really have the same feel, now does it? I think you went about this all wrong... you should have posted a rambling, incoherent and slightly paranoid screed, using all caps and no paragraph breaks.

Try again, accuse Halliburton of doing something, call GWB a chimp puppet, and then call us brainless minions, and don't forget the spelling errors.

Take care!

Oh, and IBTZ?

[Avenger]

"You're just another disruptor..."

Yes I am.

[Jackknife]

[ßuddaßudd]

Your Moose!

[Hardastarboard]

Is this the FR equivalent of "suicide by cop"?

[Crawdad]

Paul Bryant was a great football coach.

[Shqipo]

Suicide ZOT...Oh the Humanity!

[Avenger]

"Well... it doesn't really have the same feel, now does it? I think you went about this all wrong... you should have posted a rambling, incoherent and slightly paranoid screed, using all caps and no paragraph breaks."

That's coming soon...I'll give it 10 more minutes and then I'm gonna start posting articles from Michael Moore's website. Worse yet, I'll give my account info to my sister-in-law - she is a total moonbat lefty! ;-)

[Condor51]

Sheesh, take your meds.

Instead of pleading to be ZOTTED why not take the easier approach and just NOT pay your ISP bill. Then you'll have no problem not sneaking over to FR when you should be working as you won't be able to sneak anywhere on the net :-)

[TexasCajun]

Thank God you live in the greatest county in the world!

Even when it is screwed up.

[jdm]

"Once a Freeper, always a Freeper."

Tell that to Flux Capacitor.

[AlaninSA]

Dang hippies have taken over the admin mod office...

:-)

[wallcrawlr]

ULTIMATE ZOT VANITY ATTENTION WHORE THREAD EVER

[Lawdoc]

IBTZ!

[Bean Counter]

http://faultgame.com/images/bonvyge.wav

http://faultgame.com/images/bugsby.wav

[Mike-o-Matic]

That was my first thought as well. First "Police-assisted suicide"... now this!

[Avenger]

"Instead of pleading to be ZOTTED why not take the easier approach and just NOT pay your ISP bill."

But then how would I download my porn? ;-)

[VOA]

By the way, thank you all for your love and dedication to our country, and
also your fellowship over these past several years. My very best wishes
to you all.

I don't know if we allow suicidal zottings from members in good standing.

Or if we handle inactive members like the Mafia does retires or
Islam does apostates.

Just circle a few dates on your calendar (maybe one each 3 months),
log off, get on with your high-effort work, then check in on JUST those days.

Good luck with your work.

[BunnySlippers]

[Past Your Eyes]

You're so vain. You probably think this post is about you.

[Mike-o-Matic]

  Sorry, we mods have turned pacifist, renouncing now and forever the use of zot.

Let me be the first to cite your clever attempt at an April 1st ploy ;-)

[MonroeDNA]

mods, whatever you do, don't zot him.

[RepoGirl]

Oh, let her post! LET HER POST! That'll be great!

But let me head over to Starbucks for my daily fix first! ;-)